How in the hell will he add that many hats, Cascade backgrounds, Crocker Propaganda, butt-spiders and Jane faces into one :Finale?!?
You know as well as I do that he will :Find a way to put them in a single page and probably will as well.
I really need to stop typing 'also,' this much what the hell are buttspiders even?
Originally Posted by The_Codfish
Anyway, did Hussie use some more pictures from the Vatican for the Prospit background? Is that going to be a thing? :F
Wait, sjasogun, so this is some sort of official forum game and not just something someone decided to start up in the thread out of boredom?
'Cause only this fandom would do something as NEUROTIC as this.
It actually is something someone decided to fire up because of boredom. But that is exactly what classifies it as a forum game.
Best quotes ever:
Originally Posted by jasperkf
Originally Posted by Ixelrod
I just wish thirteen year old girls looked like Vriska five years ago. Yes, complete with gray skin and horns.
Fascinating. Tell me about your mother.
Originally Posted by Bluecho
Originally Posted by Ixelrod
Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic
Can someone tell me what a heartstring is? I still do not understand.
It's the origin of the phrase, "striking a chord".
Basically, it's like if someone tugs on your heart strings, it means they've played a chord that resonates with your heart. An emotional syncronization, if you pardon the less-than-apt metaphor.
Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic
So, Andrew is performing surgery on certain readers? Is he licensed?
Originally Posted by The Orange Man
Originally Posted by Mikker
We do need to see more Vriska.
Why doesn't Homestuck focus more in Vriska?
I mean seriously, we get more Gamzee than Vriska now...
If you arrange every panel of homestuck in a mosaic 1025 panels wide, you will find that it forms a portrait of Vriska.
Originally Posted by Diminuitive Calvin
So this is more of a weird coincidence:
I was looking through a february issue of the New Yorker. It had an article about potentially dangerous asteroids, and a "planetary defense foundation" called B612.I didn't think it was all that startling, but then these three cartoons followed it:
0_0 definitely a total tribute to MSPA
Originally Posted by Riou
What is a Bro.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
Now that you mention it, I am feeling a bikgnkjbv lvfklvhnkj
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Andrew
I told you motherfuckers.
She will be my wife.
Originally Posted by Malisteen
I will throw rice at you so hard. You have no idea how hard, you will all be saying "ow, I wish that fat fuck wasn't throwing the rice so gog damned hard, how the fuck does he even throw rice that hard with those weak-ass noodle arms?"
Other people will be looking on, saying "man, calm down, it's just rice. You need to chill your punk ass down," and I'll be all "NOOOO! MUST THROW RICE! YEEARGH!"
Also quotes, but of the "Oh my god everything makes sense now!" kind.
Originally Posted by GideonWells
Originally Posted by Newlemming
Hmm.. so Jack's been going around murdering the dreamselves. We already know what's happening here.
Jack has acquired the knowledge post-scratch of the regicidal older Noir who's currently in the Troll's incepisphere.
He knows that killing off the dream-kids before they can God Tier will make things much more one-sided. Derse-sided, specifically.
Sorry if this was obvious to everyone else.
I'm not sure it is that complicated. Ignoring Jack and the Midnight Crew the game would still be locked into a stalemating cold war. Each side would get the same upgrades. I believe Jack is Sburb's chaos causing construct designed to break up the stalemate. Hussie used the example of Bowser in Super Mario games when describing Jack and other constructs. They follow a programming. Outside of player induced changes of plans they would do the same thing over and over, same core personalities until player events forces changes.
* PM's interactions show that Jack Noir regularly sends low level minions and others on assassination attempts attempts.
* Judging by his lack of prototyped clothes with meeting Karkat, it looks like he and the BQ always get in a fight over wearing silly outfits.
* Judging by Karkat's introduction to Jack, Jack encounters a kid and stabs them. It should be on one of their worlds.
- If Kid survives he adjusts his plans and activates the Regicide Quest against the Black Queen. (Remember, he stabbed Karkat).
- If Kid dies, he shrugs and continues on with his programming of hunting down all the players.
- In this regard I think Jack servers as Sburb's "enrage" timer. You aren't leveling fast enough on your planets? Jack kills you. Taking too long to even get into the game (supposed to start playing at 13, not 15.5 silly alpha kids)? Jack kills you.
* Letting Jack get a ring speeds up the game considerably. Bec Noir is a threat because you aren't supposed to prototype the first guardian. There looks to be a window of time kill him without this messing the game up beyond repair:
- If Jack get the ring because you haven't leveled enough after starting the quest, he kills you for going too slow.
- Considering Jack killed the BK and the game continued, this may or may not be a hard enrage. If so, this is another you fail Sburb by going too slow.
TL, DR: Jack is Sburb's "You are taking to long. WIPE! " mechanism. The alpha kids are 2.5 years late getting into Sburb so Sburb is wiping the raid.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
Something a lot of people forget is that regardless of how hopeless eridan was in romance and in life he was one of the most badass trolls ever.
Dude killed monsters everyday in order to feed an even bigger monster. He literally held his species survival in his hands at 6 sweeps, and no one was really worried because he made killing giant troll-eating monsters look that easy. They mistook personality for skill, and one thing he had a lot of was skill. He was studying conquerors and shit at that age too. His desk was full of war campaign maps. tool or not the man had shit locked down.
He was also one of the most fashionable trolls and his pants were hands down the best. And he pioneered wearing scarfs constantly, and pulling it off with ease. And a cape that makes you more badass when you take it off? Pure style.
Before Sgurb he was in the top 4 strongest trolls easy, along with Sollux,Vriska, and Equius (and Vriska is questionable since she could not control her dice back then).
And he went through the entire game without upgrading shit, while fighting a planet full of things trying to kill him that scared everyone else off with how fucking strong they are.
And he killed them all in a month.
After this he finally gets an upgrade and casts fucking magic spells stronger than sollux's eyelasers.
No matter what your opinion, the man was badass, and even if you dont respect him you must acknowledge that.
I have now created something that is official. I had a hand in forum history. I feel so...special.
*I'm not really here, shhhh*I
To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.
My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.
Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.
He shoots plot. With his gun.
The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.
Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)
3. Mr. Pajamas
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
14. Christofur Columbus
20. Ice Cream Cake
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
32. Also A. Closet
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
49. Chairman Meow
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology
Cats in Human Suits:
+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.
One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.
Nobody can be in any relationship with the Adventure Sphere that isn't
Originally Posted by Githe
It's all fun and games until your periods sync up.
Originally Posted by colwag
Yeah, he's making a total boob of himself.
Although I totally imagine Dave having an existiencial crisis about Mayo in that chat. He just stops and stares blankly into space for a minute, while Karkat just stares wondering what broke Dave. As he searches for the answers, what is Mayo. Is he mayo? What if the mayo was everything BUT mayo? And he's all. "I don't know." And can never trust mayo again Although he'll put WV in a sandwhich, just to see if he is mayo.
Originally Posted by Andrew
More trivia you guys probably didn't know.
When I killed Nepeta that was me going FUCK FURRIES!
When Eridan got chopped in half? I was being like: Hipsters m i rite? SO LAME.
When Vriska died that was just so I could marry her though.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Is it one of those cakes that has various weapons hidden in each slice and then you FIGHT TO THE DEATH with them?
I love those cakes.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by Phantos
Remind me to never fight you in a boss battle, ash denej. You've got like, two dozen final forms.
What we're reading right now is not simply character development, but an elaborate deconstruction and mockery of the fanfiction and shipping community. Which would be all fine and dandy if hivebent wasn't already the same thing.
Ah, but you see, the current character development is not simply '[additionally] an elaborate deconstruction and mockery of the fanfiction and shipping community', it is actually additionally additionally a meta-cerebral interrogation and exploration of the elaborate quadrant-ed fanfiction and shipping community of which Hivebent is the genesis point and Homestuck is the central locus. Which would all be fine and dandy if it weren't for Tumblr but seriously.
Someone needs to make a Homestuck clock that has times such as "dead kids" and "you're a moron", among other things.
Or a watch, so then when someone asks you the time you can be like "it's a quarter to dead kids" and they'll look at you like: O____O".