JakexDirk OTP

[qwerty]

Self-reproduction is asexual reproduction, like budding and regeneration. It can only be pulled off by less complex life-forms like planaria and bacteria, and is also evolutionarily disadvantageous because it doesn't encourage a lot of genetic diversity, making it easy for an entire species to be wiped out by a virus or something similar.
Asexuality refers to not being physically attracted to males or females, as opposed to heterosexuality and homosexuality.

Insightfull :3

[P_equals_NP]

EDIT:

*Smiles, waves at P=NP*

wait.... what?

edit: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I get it now Okay woops i have no idea what i was thinking

[mysteriousOutsider]

Hey I told you all to stop being interesting and you listened.

How nice of you.

[mutputSeven]

(In an attempt to slowly slide us back on-topic...)
Hussie should open the question box for exactly one minute without warning.

[bloodyEmissary]

wait.... what?

SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!!!!
Except not really because it doesn't matter all that much unless anyone in this thread is planning on hooking up.

[Doom Zero]

I am now going to get off the computer and try to go to get about an hour more sleep than I have in the last few days. God damn it I was intending to log off about an hour ago.

Goodnight guys, and why the fuck am I making a separate post to tell you guys this? It's not like you care or anything.
I guess keep talking about asexuality or something. Meh. I dunno what my feelings are about that. I'm just a teenager, so my world is pretty much made up of myself and some friends, and then EVERYBODY ELSE IS COMPLETELY APESHIT ABOUT GETTING THEIR FUCKING ON. And illegal drugs. Why do all of the bad things in the world have to be specific to young people? Oh except I guess for the legitimately serious crimes like rape and paedophilia, those are not usually specific to young people. So I guess not all of the bad things, just some of them.

SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!!!!
Except not really because it doesn't matter all that much unless anyone in this thread is planning on hooking up.

"I'm asexual, you're asexual, let's make out."
It would go down EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

[P_equals_NP]

(In an attempt to slowly slide us back on-topic...)
Hussie should open the question box for exactly one minute without warning. Right now.

But then even the people who realize it won't have any questions prepeared and we'll just get a bunch of poop questions about poop.

edit:

SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!!!!
Except not really because it doesn't matter all that much unless anyone in this thread is planning on hooking up.

wait what are you saying even what did i say.

[Kíeros]

(In an attempt to slowly slide us back on-topic...)
Hussie should open the question box for exactly one minute without warning.

Nah, he should open up the suggestion box. That would be much more chaotic.

[MythicalWashrag]

This thread is totally the hotspot for hookups.
Totally.

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Nah, he should open up the suggestion box.

[mutputSeven]

I am now going to get off the computer and try to go to get about an hour more sleep than I have in the last few days. God damn it I was intending to log off about an hour ago.

Goodnight guys, and why the fuck am I making a separate post to tell you guys this? It's not like you care or anything.
I guess keep talking about asexuality or something. Meh. I dunno what my feelings are about that. I'm just a teenager, so my world is pretty much made up of myself and some friends, and then EVERYBODY ELSE IS COMPLETELY APESHIT ABOUT GETTING THEIR FUCKING ON. And illegal drugs. Why do all of the bad things in the world have to be specific to young people? Oh except I guess for the legitimately serious crimes like rape and paedophilia, those are not usually specific to young people. So I guess not all of the bad things, just some of them.

I have the strangest feeling that paedophilia is actually related to young people somehow...

[Fish]

Well, let's see, given that most people completely ignore asexuality, then I think at least two is more than is thought of.

Can you think of anyone else, so as to put a more definitive range on that number than "between two and fifty-thousand".

I know of one person on the fora besides people that you guys are probably talking about who is asexual.

I hope this is interesting to mO.

[Doom Zero]

I have the strangest feeling that paedophilia is actually related to young people somehow...

Except, you know, IT'S NOT FUCKIN' COMMITTED BY YOUNG PEOPLE.

[mutputSeven]

Except, you know, IT'S NOT FUCKIN' COMMITTED BY YOUNG PEOPLE.

:johnderp:

But you said specific. And the prefix paedo(/pedo) is rather specific.

[P_equals_NP]

Except, you know, IT'S NOT FUCKIN' COMMITTED BY YOUNG PEOPLE.

:johnderp:

What about teenagers/preteens creeping on like 6 year olds and stuff (which is a thing that i have heard about on the news)

[nostalgebraist]

I'm not asexual, but I have a sex drive that mysteriously goes away and then comes back, on a cycle lasting a few weeks or so. I'd estimate it's completely gone about 60% of the time.

I've asked doctors about this, but they have no insights, and tend to say "a lot of men are like that" which I'm pretty sure isn't really the case.

That may have been more than you wanted to know about me. I guess I like bringing this up because I'm always curious whether it's some sort of known condition, or whether I am the only person like this out there.

[bloodyEmissary]

What about teenagers/preteens creeping on like 6 year olds and stuff (which is a thing that i have heard about on the news)

Ew.

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[nostalgebraist]

I'm not asexual, but I have a sex drive that mysteriously goes away and then comes back, on a cycle lasting a few weeks or so. I'd estimate it's completely gone about 60% of the time.

I've asked doctors about this, but they have no insights, and tend to say "a lot of men are like that" which I'm pretty sure isn't really the case.

That may have been more than you wanted to know about me. I guess I like bringing this up because I'm always curious whether it's some sort of known condition, or whether I am the only person like this out there.

[Kíeros]

I'm just a teenager, so my world is pretty much made up of myself and some friends, and then EVERYBODY ELSE IS COMPLETELY APESHIT ABOUT GETTING THEIR FUCKING ON. And illegal drugs. Why do all of the bad things in the world have to be specific to young people?

I cannot tell how often I get approached by the stonerspeople of a questionably SBaHJ-like state and asked "Look at her. D'ya wanna make out with her?", and I either ignore them, or (more stupidly) say no and they decide that not interested in females equals gay.

So anyways, on a less serious note, have a good night!

[Doom Zero]

I'm not asexual, but I have a sex drive that mysteriously goes away and then comes back, on a cycle lasting a few weeks or so. I'd estimate it's completely gone about 60% of the time.

I've asked doctors about this, but they have no insights, and tend to say "a lot of men are like that" which I'm pretty sure isn't really the case.

That may have been more than you wanted to know about me. I guess I like bringing this up because I'm always curious whether it's some sort of known condition, or whether I am the only person like this out there.

It's called a fetish, and it's not something that's up for discussion here.
srsly
pls no

But yeah, a fetish is something that you cannot be aroused without, or something close to that. That's simply my immediate thought. It may or may not be the case here but I have a good feeling that if you find something that is an immediate turn-on then you've probably found "THEF FETISH."

Once again, not a topic for this thread.

[qwerty]

I'm not asexual, but I have a sex drive that mysteriously goes away and then comes back, on a cycle lasting a few weeks or so. I'd estimate it's completely gone about 60% of the time.

I've asked doctors about this, but they have no insights, and tend to say "a lot of men are like that" which I'm pretty sure isn't really the case.

That may have been more than you wanted to know about me. I guess I like bringing this up because I'm always curious whether it's some sort of known condition, or whether I am the only person like this out there.

nahh this happens alote to me too

[MythicalWashrag]

"It's this, but let's not talk about it.

Okay here's me talking about it.

Okay let's not talk about it."

[qwerty]

yeah.... we should try getting on topic

whatabout dat update im guessing that jack is about to reveal how he took the picture of jane

[MythicalWashrag]

Maybe JACK will be the one making the hilarious face this time around.

[Doom Zero]

"It's this, but let's not talk about it.

Okay here's me talking about it.

Okay let's not talk about it."

Yep, theory confirmed. I have to say something ridiculous or stupid (in your opinion) to actually get a response.
Cool, good to know, I'm leaving for the night.

[mysteriousOutsider]

Are you guys trying to have hookups without me

Not cool.

Wait uh. I don't have to be involved in all the hookups I guess. I'll just stop typing now