JakexDirk OTP

[P_equals_NP]

Maybe JACK will be the one making the hilarious face this time around.

I hearniastyl hope that this happens. Jack faces are already pretty amazing, channeled with the recent surge of explotability I'm possitive that it would be unbelievably hilarious to an insane dgree.

[kmsumrall]

Well normally I was rerail a thread by derailing with a personal meme but I don't really have anything at the moment. Anyone want to pick up my "so what I'm getting from this thread is" slack?

[mutputSeven]

We seriously need to get on topic here, things are getting... um. They're getting um.
"EB: well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. EB: it was because shut up. EB: shut up is why."

[bloodyEmissary]

Are you guys trying to have hookups without me

Not cool.

Wait uh. I don't have to be involved in all the hookups I guess. I'll just stop typing now

I hearniastyl hope that this happens. Jack faces are already pretty amazing, channeled with the recent surge of explotability I'm possitive that it would be unbelievably hilarious to an insane dgree.

I am actually hoping that Jane vents her frustrations on Jack with an AradiaxEquius callback.
By which I mean Slap Slap Kiss.

[mysteriousOutsider]

Well normally I was rerail a thread by derailing with a personal meme but I don't really have anything at the moment. Anyone want to pick up my "so what I'm getting from this thread is" slack?

So what I'm getting from this thread is that things are super awkward.

[MythicalWashrag]

Are you guys trying to have hookups without me

Not cool.

Wait uh. I don't have to be involved in all the hookups I guess. I'll just stop typing now

Yes you do. You're obviously the matchmaker here.

Yep, theory confirmed. I have to say something ridiculous or stupid (in your opinion) to actually get a response.
Cool, good to know, I'm leaving for the night.

Sorry that I don't reply to every thing you say ever?
Wait no I'm not.

I am actually hoping that Jane vents her frustrations on Jack with an AradiaxEquius callback.
By which I mean Slap Slap Kiss.

I didn't know I wanted this until right now.

[ChronoWaster]

OH GOD
Please tell me you guys re just joking
Please just be joking around, Please just be joking around
Haha, time to get back on topic!
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD *collapses*

[P_equals_NP]

I am actually hoping that Jane vents her frustrations on Jack with an AradiaxEquius callback.
By which I mean Slap Slap Kiss.

i wonder how old jack noir as a gaming construct is.

but uhhhhh yeah i guess something along similar lines is a thing i want. maybe not that specifically.

[bloodyEmissary]

OH GOD
Please tell me you guys re just joking
Please just be joking around, Please just be joking around
Haha, time to get back on topic!
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD *collapses*

You wish.
Jane :GETITOUTGETITOUTGETITOUT: Jack is totally going to be a thing that is canon.

[MythicalWashrag]

You wish.
Jane :GETITOUTGETITOUTGETITOUT: Jack is totally going to be a thing that is canon.

Holy crap that should be an icon.

Wait she's going to rip her heart out? And smash it on... a rock? With her powerful robot arm?

[OrangeAipom]

But yeah, a fetish is something that you cannot be aroused without, or something close to that. That's simply my immediate thought. It may or may not be the case here but I have a good feeling that if you find something that is an immediate turn-on then you've probably found "THEF FETISH."

[nostalgebraist]

It's called a fetish, and it's not something that's up for discussion here.
srsly
pls no

But yeah, a fetish is something that you cannot be aroused without, or something close to that. That's simply my immediate thought. It may or may not be the case here but I have a good feeling that if you find something that is an immediate turn-on then you've probably found "THEF FETISH."

Once again, not a topic for this thread.

I can't tell if you're joking or not, but if not, then no, that clearly isn't what it is.

Probably shouldn't have brought it up anyway.

[P_equals_NP]

Holy crap that should be an icon.

Wait she's going to rip her heart out? And smash it on... a rock? With her powerful robot arm?

im going to give a pear to whoever can make this icon.

i dunno what that means exactly but yes

[ChronoWaster]

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[bloodyEmissary]

Holy crap that should be an icon.

Wait she's going to rip her heart out? And smash it on... a rock? With her powerful robot arm?

No, Brobot already has that part covered.
That's why the callback was left unfinished in the first place. So that Jane could complete it.

[MythicalWashrag]

No, Brobot already has that part covered.
That's why the callback was left unfinished in the first place. So that Jane could complete it.

Oh right.
I am uncomfortable with how much I want to see this happen now.

[mysteriousOutsider]

No, Brobot already has that part covered.
That's why the callback was left unfinished in the first place. So that Jane could complete it.

Slap Slap Kiss is the best part anyway.

It would be a real shame to leave that out.

[ChronoWaster]

Someone here good at manips I ask you to please get on this

[ArmsAreLoud]

Can't Jane just violently murder Jack with her spoon

[P_equals_NP]

No, Brobot already has that part covered.
That's why the callback was left unfinished in the first place. So that Jane could complete it.

2x heart smash combo???

wait he exploded right

also
here i cropped out the image someone go make it wobbly and resized now

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(i didnt proofread the pixels so it might be a little iffy though i dunno)

[recalcitrantIre]

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flatsville
thats why she can't hold down a good man

[Fish]

Well normally I was rerail a thread by derailing with a personal meme but I don't really have anything at the moment. Anyone want to pick up my "so what I'm getting from this thread is" slack?

hey have some shitty fanfic oh look it's really hard to not make this depraved
So what I'm getting from this thread is that only when Tirgo's gone do we pull out the extreem puppet and zoo-mofo talk, so Jake will become a homosexual and marry a gravity brassiere for Jane to become obscure in time zones while Dinosaurs read about Pears and some people leave and die and Andrew Hussie is in fact going to introduce three hundred detective characters.

e: nice gif OrangeAipom

[bloodyEmissary]

Can't Jane just violently murder Jack with her spoon

Her dreamself doesn't have a spoon.

Edit: Pre-emptive .

[ChronoWaster]

What about her fork?

[recalcitrantIre]

What about her fork?

Her dreamself also does not have one of those

Maybe some sort of shenanigans will happen like the PETRIFICANT SAVIOR arriving and screwing up Jack's shit