JakexDirk OTP

[mysteriousOutsider]

mO, we gotta face the facts.

Jake and John are natural born pimps.

Everyone wants a piece of that Mangrit.

I trust John's judgement.

wait shit no I don't

[Asphodel]

But dirk needs to get knocked down a notch /some how/. I mean, he's begging for it at this point.

I don't know. I don't think he actually holds himself as high as he lets on. I think he might actually be a little desperate, but it's like a quiet desperation. I dunno. I suck at describing what I think. I just don't think Dirk deserves to be put down because I don't think things are as they seem for him. Then again, I could be reading too much into it or projecting or something. Lol.

[P_equals_NP]

I wish this was a thing that happened.

imagine how ridiculous a nepeta wolverine crossover would be.

[ardentApathy]

if Prospit uses scenery from the Vatican

Derse????

""if this statement is true

Potato????""

*ollies outy*

[Wade Wilson]

I like JohnXRoxy cause that mean Karkat was right about John wanting to mack on Mom Lalonde.

[Ninth_Computer]

You guys sure are the cancer alright.

fucking shippers...

[recalcitrantIre]

Now I can't help but think of you as Big Brother. Good jo.....*sees it*.....OH GOD.

Maybe you should go over my posts with a fine toothed comb sometimes, theres a lot more exciting stuff if you happen to highlight someone who puts transparent text in their posts
ahahahaha I got you to highlight this, so predictable
see I can control you even through the internet

[Legendary]

You guys sure are the cancer alright.

fucking shippers...

Dude. It's pretty harmless.

[genteelGunslinger]

imagine how ridiculous a nepeta wolverine crossover would be.

Sollux for Cyclops?

Maybe you should go over my posts with a fine toothed comb sometimes, theres a lot more exciting stuff if you happen to highlight someone who puts transparent text in their posts
ahahahaha I got you to highlight this, so predictable
see I can control you even through the internet

Better method. Look at my screen from below. Highlights white text

[mysteriousOutsider]

imagine how ridiculous a nepeta wolverine crossover would be.

That happened in the manip thread a few days ago.

edit: that one too

[Rognarb]

Maybe you should go over my posts with a fine toothed comb sometimes, theres a lot more exciting stuff if you happen to highlight someone who puts transparent text in their posts
ahahahaha I got you to highlight this, so predictable
see I can control you even through the internet

cursed you!

[Ninth_Computer]

I don't know. I don't think he actually holds himself as high as he lets on. I think he might actually be a little desperate, but it's like a quiet desperation. I dunno. I suck at describing what I think. I just don't think Dirk deserves to be put down because I don't think things are as they seem for him. Then again, I could be reading too much into it or projecting or something. Lol.

The latest flash was really cool and all, but basically what happened is he left a pair of sentient glasses to do the actual work while he showed off on planet doom, risking not only his own safety but wasting precious time before the meteors arive.

Dude. It's pretty harmless.

A benign tumor then.

[mysteriousOutsider]

My apologies! I'm not sure which couples offend you then. JadeDave is a natural consequence of KarkatTerezi. RoseKanaya has been hinted at for ages. DirkGamzee satisfies their homosexual inclinations. John must pair with Roxy because there are no girls left he isn't related to! And thus Jake and Jane pair off.

See the problem is you didn't realise that I am a crazy person

Also I can't help wondering how serious people think I am about this.

[gimmethegepgun]

Heh, finally got around to reading the current uptato, and since I was opening my browser with all its tabs, it just so happened to run this as soon as I saw Jack find Dream!Jane.



Huzzah.

[genteelGunslinger]

The latest flash was really cool and all, but basically what happened is he left a pair of sentient glasses to do the actual work while he showed off on planet doom, risking not only his own safety but wasting precious time before the meteors arive.



A benign tumor then.

You remind me of someone, but I'm not sure who....

[Legendary]

See the problem is you didn't realise that I am a crazy person

Also I can't help wondering how serious people think I am about this.

I still wanna know which ships you're not fond of! There doesn't have to be a reason. It's just fun to hear about.

[megaminxwin]

... ;:|

[Asphodel]

The latest flash was really cool and all, but basically what happened is he left a pair of sentient glasses to do the actual work while he showed off on planet doom, risking not only his own safety but wasting precious time before the meteors arive.

He left the glasses to do the work because he can't actually multitask as well as he thinks he does and it's better to let the AR help and know what he's doing then to tell the AR off and have him try to help anyway and therefore fucking something up in some way that Dirk won't see coming. And I don't think it was all about showing it off. Of course some of it was since it's Dirk. At least a little. It's not like he's shirking his responsibilities though. He's trying to keep things under control and manage the multiple situations as best as he can.

[Rognarb]

Heh, finally got around to reading the current uptato, and since I was opening my browser with all its tabs, it just so happened to run this as soon as I saw Jack find Dream!Jane.



Huzzah.

FTFY

Also, shippers may ship for all I care but I prefer talking about dragons.

[Ninth_Computer]

You remind me of someone, but I'm not sure who....

That's right, it was I, Doc Scratch, all along

[megaminxwin]

Heh, finally got around to reading the current uptato, and since I was opening my browser with all its tabs, it just so happened to run this as soon as I saw Jack find Dream!Jane.



Huzzah.

Properly fixed, Rognarb.

[mysteriousOutsider]

I still wanna know which ships you're not fond of! There doesn't have to be a reason. It's just fun to hear about.

Basically I ship RoseKanaya, KarkatTerezi and JohnVriska

everyone else can do whatever

This is also assuming that Vriska comes back, which is almost completely certain

[Ninth_Computer]

He left the glasses to do the work because he can't actually multitask as well as he thinks he does and it's better to let the AR help and know what he's doing then to tell the AR off and have him try to help anyway and therefore fucking something up in some way that Dirk won't see coming. And I don't think it was all about showing it off. Of course some of it was since it's Dirk. At least a little. It's not like he's shirking his responsibilities though. He's trying to keep things under control and manage the multiple situations as best as he can.

How, exactly, did pissing off all of derse help anything?

[genteelGunslinger]

That's right, it was I, Doc Scratch, all along

I was actually thinking of person who takes facts from places where they don't exist. Who also has a certain individual of a certain neutral hue to counter all their ranting with fact.

Nice try, though.

[Rognarb]

How, exactly, did pissing off all of derse help anything?

We got to see Condesce's prime hips but thats pretty much it