Different Context IV: A drip full of memes

[simon.clarkstone]

Recaption/reorder images so they appear in a different context

Different Context I
Different Context II
Different Context III
Fan videos thread
image manipulation and comic edits

Title suggestions might be welcome.

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List of memes:

From tvtropes;
"Japanese fetishes are the worst." (The meme gets rolling later here.)
Has a few snowclones, including "Japanese game shows are the worst/the best/weird."
"You decide this is an auspicious time to start a jazz band."
"You decide this is an auspicious time to off yourself."
"Why is he getting naked at a time like this?"
"This is the worst/best bed and breakfast you have ever been to."
"This cosplay leaves a lot to be desired."
"[Character]: Attempt to drink [color] Kool-Aid." "It gets all over your face!"
"That shocked you so much it teleported you back home."
"This is the worst/best superpower ever."
"That is one powerful poetry reading," and derivatives.
"_____ won the staring contest."
"This is the strangest Christmas card you've ever seen."
Good names for rock bands.
*User was infracted for this caption*

OH NO, Personal Space Invaders!

[myu2k2]

This is the Worst Thread and Breakfast I've ever been to.


Personal Context Invaders


It's from the future and the past!


EDIT with a context:


JACK: There's only two things I do best: That is walk and stab people. And I'm on my last piece of gum......
JACK: Wait. FUCK, I think I got that wrong.
JANE: It's 'chew gum and stab people, and I'm all out of bubblegum.'
JACK: Who the fuck cares, Bleedbag?

[King of Clubs]

> Dave: Attempt to grow a moustache.



Your attempt is an overwhelming success.

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May I suggest "Different Context IV is a good name for a thread" as a thread-name?

[tanquerayChampion]

DAVE: very funny, john
DAVE: the old exploding ketchup-filled birthday cake gag
DAVE: well the joke's on you, it's not even my birthday
DAVE: you just wasted almost $15 worth of materials
DAVE: god damn it it's all over my glasses

[kd7sov]

We already had Worst Thread And Breakfast, in thread 2 if I recall correctly. And it would just be the same context again if we used it here.

*digs out random number thingy from last thread*

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That was one powerful poetry reading!

[plainWonder]

Lousy stupid goddamn compiler. How is this invalid syntax:

import universe A;
import universe B;
bifurcate A[A1, A2];
bifurcate B[B1, B2]:

~ATH(A2) {

~ATH(!B1) {

} EXECUTE(~ATH(B1){}EXECUTE());

} EXECUTE(~ATH(A2){}EXECUTE());

[A2, B1].DIE();

~ATH(A1) {

~ATH(!B2) {

} EXECUTE(~ATH(B2){}EXECUTE(UU));

} EXECUTE(~ATH(A1){}EXECUTE());

[A1, B2].DIE();

~ATH(){}EXECUTE();

Don't say it. You forgot another semi-colon or something.

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Answer: the 4th semi-colon is actually a colon.

[gimmethegepgun]

Trying to figure out the order that ~ATH works in always gives me an aneurysm :/

[Specs112]

You decide this is an auspicious time to start a jazz band.

[Gradiant]

Wait, does that do anything and if so, what does it do? I'm terrible at ~ATH.

[plainWonder]

I don't pretend to understand anything about ~ATH. I just based that script on the doom virus Sollux wrote. (Heh. Doom. Sollux.)
But, being a software developer and using the wiki as a reference, I'll try to reverse engineer this thing.

import universe A;
import universe B;
bifurcate A[A1, A2];
bifurcate B[B1, B2]:

Import two universes and split them. (In this case, using the Scratch.)

~ATH(A2) {

~ATH(!B1) {

Until the death of A2 (scratched troll universe), and until the not-death of A1 (pre-scratch kids universe),
(This could mean until the creation or scratching of A1)
do nothing

} EXECUTE(~ATH(B1){}EXECUTE());

When A2 is dead but before B1 is undead, then until the death of B1, do nothing. Afterwards, execute kernel function candycorn().

} EXECUTE(~ATH(A2){}EXECUTE());

When B1 is undead and A2 is dead, until the death of A2, do nothing. Afterwards, execute kernel function enterCommand().

[A2, B1].DIE();

Kill off A2 and B1 (for great justice good measure).

~ATH(A1) {

~ATH(!B2) {

} EXECUTE(~ATH(B2){}EXECUTE(UU));

} EXECUTE(~ATH(A1){}EXECUTE());

[A1, B2].DIE();

See above, but replace A2 with A1, B1 with B2 and the kernel functions with UU() and Cal().

So, before A1 has ended and after B2 is scratched, do UU().
After A1 has ended and B2 has been scratched and killed off, do Cal(). Perhaps this functions secretly calls the rotating pool ball function summoning LE?
These functions apparently create a form of paradox or runtime error, because if A1 ends normally, how can A2 be created from it, and how can B2 be scratched if we didn't specify so at the start of the script?

~ATH(){}EXECUTE();

As long as the pumpkin exists, do nothing. When there's no more pumpkin, execute the (presumably infinite and recursive) function HorrorSquiddle().

The pumpkin is presumably the only existing usable object in the dictionary of the language with a definite and meaningful timespan, that can still be used to execute ~ATH loops on a near-instantaneous basis.

[zibbazabba905]

Big money, no whammies...

BIG MONEY NO WHAMMIES!
BOOPboopBOOP boop BOOP....boop

Aww...

[missingEnigma]

Ah, it's got that new thread smell.

Problem Sleuth Cast: Use Shadow Ball.


It's super effective!

[pherociousDuodecim]

Kanaya: Attempt to sneak into crime scene wearing Feferi costume.



Your attempt was an overwhelming success. None will be the wiser.

Look at this mess.

This delicious mess.

[Kíeros]

You know, you could find a better sleeping place than in the middle of our sports arena.

[gimmethegepgun]

Ultimate Tazer Ball has arrived!

[BRPXQZME]

My parents always take forever deciding where heavy power equipment needs to go.

[King of Clubs]

> Andrew Hussie: Recap 5



All work and no play makes Andrew a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Andrew a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Andrew a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Andrew a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Andrew a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Andrew a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Andrew a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Andrew a dull boy.

[orderboundChaotic]

Queen of Clubs beats Jack of Spades.

[Fusion the Cat]

BOINK

[trilbyulatingDungeoneer]

NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!!!!

[Mr_Smitt]

You politely express your displeasure via Prospit Sovereign diplomacy.

[entrando2]

DODGE!

[trilbyulatingDungeoneer]

ss: Abraca-STAB-rAUGH

[tanquerayChampion]

I told you, STOP USING THAT "ALL THE THINGS" MEME.

[King of Clubs]

> Jack: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> SWORD OF DAMOKLES



This is highly dangerous.