I lied, I counted them
There are about 271 cats, give or take quite a few
The huge cluster near Roxy makes things difficult
Okay, so I don't know if anyone has an answer to this, but it's worth a shot. I just recently became a Homestuck fan, so within about a month I've read (more or less) the entire archive of Homestuck. I rushed through some of the more recent ones, so I'm not sure if I missed something vital.
It seems to me that the new kids in the new session seem to be younger versions of the John and co's guardians, even though this new session's in the future. Lord only knows with these dammed time loops. Anyways, if (hypothetically) Jake= Jade's grandpa, Dirk= Dave's brother, Jane= Nanna, and Roxy= Rose's mom, then who in the hell is John/Jane's dad? I want to know so badly, because (a) I've always liked John's dad a lot and (b) I strongly support John's dad and Rose's mom as a couple. But how would that even make sense at this point if John's dad isn't even one of the children? T_T
Also, I've always thought that Spades Slick and SNOWMAN looked similar to John's dad and Rose's mom, respectively. Although I guess I mostly associate John's dad and Slick together b/c of the fedora and Rose's mom and SNOWMAN because they're so... elegantly deadly? I'm just paranoid now. Stupid time loops and recurring themes. I love and hate it all at the same time. So that's how --> --> works...
Who else thinks I'm crazy???
Ah yes, Lazer gun. Now I remember.
A few more names, probably:
Kats the Drunken Hoodlem
Furtastic Purrfection (this is the best cat pun I could think of.)
Charlie and the Catnip Factory
Edit: One of the cats is now named Han Solo. He also has his pal Meowbacca and the love of his life Purrincess Leia
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To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.
You are vulpineRyth and YOu remember to put caps on the first letter of a line half the time. YOu also tend to extend emphisis on capitals.
Wow. That is a fucking lot of Nepetas.
uu: THIS IS GOING TO BE GAY AS HELL.
So the biggest question is, who made the clanks. I have. I theories, but Inexpect to be surprised.
The scratch took everything and flipped it turn-ways so now jade/dave/rose/john LITERALLY ARE jake/dirk/roxy/jane's guardians, this time around
Except, from a different timeline.
Think of it like this: Davesprite literally is Dave, but from another timeline. Jane is literally Nannasprite, but from a different timeline. They're still DIFFERENT PEOPLE who have had different experiences, though. Jane is not Nannasprite.
rolls eyes because signature was horribly out of date
IDE: The 2 Dads are identical twins, offspring of Poppop and Nanna (yes it's genetically incest, thus why he ash no eyes and a freakishly large nose).
Last edited by gimmethegepgun; 02-24-2012 at 09:56 PM. Reason: how could I forget to annoy ash?
clearly there are not enough cats in that one page
You will find me on League of Legends 90% of the time. Just look for the username that made this post.
>Zoom out farther.
You can now see that this one grid makes up 1 pixel of a giant cat.
Your mind is now blown.
We're watchin' HOOK! Feel free to join us
("We" are the chat group associated with the link in my sig)
I'm like, flipping my shit here trying to figure out what is doing the clanking. Personally, I'm hoping that John and Jade broke through one of the walls in the lab and John is being a derp.... But it's impossible for that to happen so that's ruled out... DAMN IT WHAT IS IT!
My pesterchum is plasmaViceroy and I'm for pretty much any conversation really. I'm just chill that way.
I would love to see Roxy sic a giant army of meowcats on something.
This movie is fucked up.
Also. Mr. PANK!!!!
Last edited by Freack; 02-24-2012 at 10:09 PM.