Deliberately Inane

[Kíeros]

> Well, go on out and check on status of blizzard.

[Fengar]

>Make a snow window.

[comedyTerror]

This idea struck you as odd, but you do think it's not that stupid to make windows in your snow cave..there's no panels though.

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Okay lol I really thought that it is weird to make windows in an enclosed snow cave

You agree that it is time to check out on the status of the blizzard, besides you've got nothing better to do. So you jump down to the lower floor of your snow cave.

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So should I make one of those fancy "[S] Descend/Fall/Land already" now? You choose the title Or maybe I should just make a normal animated panel?

[Storm]

[S] Ascend. (c wut i did thar)

[comedyTerror]

Storm: [S] Ascend. (c wut i did thar)

So be it....

[S] Ascend



Unfortunately, you jumped way too high! Resulting into John Freeman's being unconscious for the moment.

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DEAD lol jk

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Sorry for the late update...I got lazy since its the weekend...Anywho..I'm a bit disappointed that there was only one command.

[Storm]

Probably because everyone is busy playing other ones like elderstuck.

Time: Proceed.

[Askia]

be frozen for hundreds of years

[Naristar]

be rescued by saint Bernard

[Fengar]

>Shove snow into your wound. This has to help!

[comedyTerror]

Sorry no update yet, I'm gonna be gone for about a week or so from now. I have to study for my final exams and I wouldn't want myself to fail and lose my benefits. Also I have to do a hella lot of projects since the teachers just made us cram like hell. After the examination period (which is next week), I'll have a hella lot of free time since it's only clearance that I have to work on.
Still, post more commands so that I can do a lot of flash after exams! (Saint Bernard visiting would be good he he he)

[Naristar]

Dance around in pain!!!
trip over more stuff

[comedyTerror]

[Sorry for not updating for like...a whole week Exams...Finally...OVER
Anyways, since I haven't uploaded anything, here! Have a shitload of updates! Which sucks since I don't really know how to draw animals.]

Saint Bernard appears!


That smell...it's a human's! And..blood?


Enter the cave St. Bernard and save the poor dude


Oh the dude's forehead is bleeding!


Walk over and help that poor dude

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JF: Nnnngh...Wh-...Oh...what..what happened?

[Okay...So...Maybe that wasn't enough? Give me commands and I'll gladly do it, if I'm not being the procrastinator that I am. ololololort]

[Naristar]

drink the contents of the rescue keg on the dogs neck!!

[Fengar]

>Ride the dog to the nearest town!

[SerpentStare]

Pet the dog and call it Savior of Me.

[comedyTerror]

You notice that the dog has a keg!


You reach for it but the dog looks like it's contemplating whether to give it to you or not.


Instead, you'll just pet the dog for now..Oh it's tongue is out!

[Storm]

ITS GONNA DRINK THE BRANDY
NOOOOOOOOOO

[Fengar]

>Grab the brandy!

[comedyTerror]

>Grab the brandy!

You make a grab for the brandy and tug on it several times, but the dog refuses to give it.

[Fengar]

>Beat up the dog! You must have that brandy!

>Just get up, we can get it later.

[Naristar]

ask politely

[Shailsnic]

>Wonder what a dog is doing out here with Brandy in the first place.

[comedyTerror]

You think you'll just get it later, the dog doesn't want to give you the drink.


It's a St. Bernard breed from the Alps, trained to save and help travelers in the snowy terrain. Of course it would have a keg containing brandy to help warm up the travelers it finds. But this one just won't give it to you just yet.


You'll just get up and...

[Storm]

>Stop looking at alien porn pictures that are on the wall of the igloo.... why are they even there?

[Fengar]

>And... break into dance!