Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Originally Posted by The Phoenixian
Actually, another thought here: If Roxy can get to WV she doesn't need to know anything herself to be his help. All she has to do is take him back with her. If any of the Dersite carapaces are medically skilled they'll be able to fix him.
What if she uses her portal windows to connect the two sides of the hole in WV *fails at biology and life forever and ever*
seriously though i dunno if those really look like carapcians trained in the art of medicinal practices. they look more trained in vagrancy. Though it would be cool I guess. Aughhh so many things that could happen.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Being a pear must be pretty pearstiferous
Pearsistently so.
Originally Posted by Fish
I didn't check for an update on thon's post, but I did on this. also on is a good word
also obviously guys the guy in the photo with p=np is ashdenej because they are BEST FRIENDS
Nah he his face is too of the quality of having features to be ashdenej. Maybe ashdenej knew him before he became my lifeless instrument of despear though.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
It's double reverse psychology.
With five layers of irony.
And three of sincerity.
Squared.
(3s(5i(-p)))^2
And now I have to go to bed. G'night, guys!
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
Originally Posted by A Salad
Originally Posted by Protoman
Tavros can commune with animals.
Equius is STRONG.
Vriska can control people's minds.
Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.
Karkat has shoosh pap.
Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.
Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm
Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.
Originally Posted by curiousTerminal
Originally Posted by Trapezoid
FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.
(It keeps pappening?)
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.
So Sollux is a lesbian?
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by rufuslynx
Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.
So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.
Originally Posted by Yrr
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by Tirgo
Originally Posted by IPadDoodler
Why is everybody shipping each other?
pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.
Originally Posted by Andrew
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Andrew
The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.
Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.
I will deny this happened to my grave.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.
This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.
Originally Posted by safetyboots
Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.
Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.
Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.
This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?
I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.
This will make for an interesting party later today.
Originally Posted by General-jwj
I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/
Barbarian!
Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring
Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Originally Posted by Legendary
Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.
That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.
Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.
I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.
A++ would chainsaw again
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.
Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.
He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.
Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition
I don't think you guys understand.
There's a fucking diamond in that translation.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Asphodel
Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb
every time
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by deathsbuddy
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)
I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.
It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.
...
oh my god
Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she
Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U
George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist
This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.
I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?
THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Kaleb702
It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.
It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?
I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.
Originally Posted by M41C3LPH
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl
Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?
No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible
In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.
Originally Posted by Wacom Guy
Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?
The same way I felt about Notch's beard.
PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Originally Posted by Freack
A) My signature works for me.
B) P=NP: If this becomes the new fad I am going to kill you through the Internet.
C)Appearently I can do this:
WIWTE: I post altogether too much. I have nothing to say, no get insights, and unoriginal IDE. An if anybody takes that as an excuse to stoke my ego, I will flip of the mothereffing handle. I try to restrict myself by only posting things taller than my avatar, and only posting thoughts longer than what ever I am quoting. But I fail pretty badly. I just always have a problem with talking over people IRL, why should here be different?
D) I am betting on more two am updates this week.
E) has anyone ever tried to graph update times? It could work.
As someone who ordinarily posts very rarely (I have far fewer than .50 posts per day on another forum I frequent) (Though the opposite seems to be the case on this forum. This has probably been the most I've ever participated in in pretty much any conversation ever) I would guess that, in moderation, a greater volume of less "useful" posts might actually be better than fewer, more involved posts. Maybe it's just a case of people wanting the opposite of what they have, but I really do feel that, especially in a context such as this thread, a more fluid, dynamic conversation is better. If everybody was as reluctant to post as myself the conversation would never move anywhere!
Re: E) is that even possible? Are the update times/dates for each post available? If it is it could be neat. Though of course Hussie will discover the data and purposefully change his pattern to spite us all.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Originally Posted by The Phoenixian
Actually, another thought here: If Roxy can get to WV she doesn't need to know anything herself to be his help. All she has to do is take him back with her. (assuming she does reach her own house) If any of the Dersite carapaces are medically skilled they'll be able to fix him.
Would she take the rest of the meteor with her in this case? We still have no idea where they are going to enter B2.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Originally Posted by aggrievesTemulence
As someone who ordinarily posts very rarely (I have far fewer than .50 posts per day on another forum I frequent) (Though the opposite seems to be the case on this forum. This has probably been the most I've ever participated in in pretty much any conversation ever) I would guess that, in moderation, a greater volume of less "useful" posts might actually be better than fewer, more involved posts. Maybe it's just a case of people wanting the opposite of what they have, but I really do feel that, especially in a context such as this thread, a more fluid, dynamic conversation is better. If everybody was as reluctant to post as myself the conversation would never move anywhere!
Re: E) is that even possible? Are the update times/dates for each post available? If it is it could be neat. Though of course Hussie will discover the data and purposefully change his pattern to spite us all.
hey
hey you
you said you had a paper to work on
well work on it
goddammit
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Originally Posted by Freack
B) P=NP: If this becomes the new fad I am going to kill you through the Internet.
you are so lucky i dont have a clean version of your avvy
edit: nighttttt people
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Originally Posted by aggrievesTemulence
Re: E) is that even possible? Are the update times/dates for each post available? If it is it could be neat. Though of course Hussie will discover the data and purposefully change his pattern to spite us all.
You could ask the Hussmeister himself. That might help a little, or at least we could get an amus - I FORGOT TO DO JANE HORROR YESTERDAY. FUCK.
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Originally Posted by Fish
hey
hey you
you said you had a paper to work on
well work on it
goddammit
I'll have you know that I am highly proficient in the arts of both procrastination and double-tasking. For your information the paper is basically finished and sent off to my best friend to proofread. Now I just need to start on the 30 questions over the reading we were given
Also, uh, yeah HOMESTUCK DISCUSSION. How weird is it that Roxy's Fetch Modus is the same as Rose's method of entry to the game? PRETTY WEIRD is my guess.
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
My theory is that Dirk is going to plug in the window out of curiosity, and Roxy is going to fly out of it and end up in his room. Hilarity and a complication of the love quadrangle will ensue.
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Originally Posted by aggrievesTemulence
I'll have you know that I am highly proficient in the arts of both procrastination and double-tasking. For your information the paper is basically finished and sent off to my best friend to proofread. Now I just need to start on the 30 questions over the reading we were given
Also, uh, yeah HOMESTUCK DISCUSSION. How weird is it that Roxy's Fetch Modus is the same as Rose's method of entry to the game? PRETTY WEIRD is my guess.
It makes me kind of disappointed that nobody has a pinata modus.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Originally Posted by aggrievesTemulence
I'll have you know that I am highly proficient in the arts of both procrastination and double-tasking. For your information the paper is basically finished and sent off to my best friend to proofread. Now I just need to start on the 30 questions over the reading we were given
Also, uh, yeah HOMESTUCK DISCUSSION. How weird is it that Roxy's Fetch Modus is the same as Rose's method of entry to the game? PRETTY WEIRD is my guess.
yep
roxy's totes gonna BREAK A TREE
also? it's cool, just I know I would like someone to rag on me if I was procrastinating here. Freack
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Oh yeah it's super great that we've all basically got this huge accountability group keeping us all on task here. I mean there's basically zero chance of me ever starting an assignment before the last possible moment, but the emotional support helps.
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Originally Posted by Fish
yep
roxy's totes gonna BREAK A TREE
also? it's cool, just I know I would like someone to rag on me if I was procrastinating here. Freack
I exist to help avoid between people and their future selves.
P=NP: Just Google Sleep Deprivation and you will find a more boring version of COFFEEMAN.
Everyone: Update chart would take the form of a chart with the hours of the day along the x axis, and dots where updates happen. It is set to GMT, and should happen starting next update.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
Originally Posted by 911Goofy
I get it. Because the window moved, it's gonna take longer for Roxy to reach it.
Argh! This is totally true, and will give Dirk time to make that perfect host tea. (Yes, I know the time inside the Void is non-existent outside. I just do not care because that would be the best call-back.)
Actually, I should be away right now. Stupid poems, not analysizing themselves. I leave my important mission to you Ghoti. I am trusting you with the lives of many right now. May the force be with you.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Re: Problem Sleuth Window Physics Are Suddenly Relevant
I get home from missing my bus TWICE, and I find that P=NP has changed his Avatar too....what is that in the background? And is that you in the picture? If so, where's you wheelchair?
And Fish, have you considered trying to find a window in which to enter your house? Fenestrated or otherwise.
Also, forum, I totally like the idea of Dubble Bubble Bubblegum. It's brilliant. It's also slightly impossible.
Edit: Freack, you get the joke! Brilliant!
Last edited by genteelGunslinger; 02-28-2012 at 12:41 AM.
To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.
My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.
Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.
He shoots plot. With his gun.
The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.
Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)
1. Franky
2. Doomer
3. Mr. Pajamas
4. Wollary
5. Bees
6. Whimsworth
7. Cat
8. Kittenface
9. Asshole
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
12. Spazmodus
13. Dexter
14. Christofur Columbus
15. Mrowindger
16. Katzoutadabag
17. Whorebibbles
18. Fudge
19. Rudolph
20. Ice Cream Cake
21. Hedwig
22. Elvis
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
25. Buggles
26. Moosh
27. Tobias
28. Bagels
29. Leslie
30. Nigel
31. Hass
32. Also A. Closet
33. Dani
34. Bob
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
44. Bob-a-Kadabra
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
48. Harley
49. Chairman Meow
50. Dee-o-gee
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
53. Ash
54. Ashy
55. Asho
56. Ashionista
57. Con-Air
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
64. Strife
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
67. Di¿∞
42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology
Cats in Human Suits:
60. Ro
61. Lal
+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.
One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm"
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.