Forumite Romance XII: A Crackship. Shaken, Not Stirred.

[Milksweet]

Epilogue, then.

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This was it. Ying was sure he was going to die. Only in the small outbursts of blackrom she had shown had Ying seen an angry Kraine. He always prayed for whoever would be at the business end of that exchange. Now, he prays that someone prays for him because he ain't going to survive to finish the prayer himself.

"THE COUCH? YOU SAID YOU'D GIVE HER THE COUCH?"

Fictional Ying, if you are reading this, and yes you are, because I tell you to, get naked. That will defuse this. Yes. I am sure of it. Take of your clothes. Niiiiiiice and sloooo-

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

Shit. Abscond. Abscond right fucking so you doAWWWGOD WHAT THE HELL. Hatekissing. I should've foreseen this. Shit. Good luck with that. Don't let her play with anything she can rip out.


And that's it. Because I had already said, this is not smut. Have a good night, shippers.

[Chirijiradin]

...So... Non-thread canon then?

Everybody's happy with that!

...Right?

[Milksweet]

Yes. We are. Anything for F/F steamy sloppy genderbent makeouts.

[YingYangGujju]

I asked for the couch.

Epilogue, then.

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This was it. Ying was sure he was going to die. Only in the small outbursts of blackrom she had shown had Ying seen an angry Kraine. He always prayed for whoever would be at the business end of that exchange. Now, he prays that someone prays for him because he ain't going to survive to finish the prayer himself.

"THE COUCH? YOU SAID YOU'D GIVE HER THE COUCH?"

Fictional Ying, if you are reading this, and yes you are, because I tell you to, get naked. That will defuse this. Yes. I am sure of it. Take of your clothes. Niiiiiiice and sloooo-

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

Shit. Abscond. Abscond right fucking so you doAWWWGOD WHAT THE HELL. Hatekissing. I should've foreseen this. Shit. Good luck with that. Don't let her play with anything she can rip out.


And that's it. Because I had already said, this is not smut. Have a good night, shippers.

Umm, this situation needs to be handled with delicate precision and I must make sure I say the right thing:

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HELL FUCKING NO. NO FUCKING WAY YOU ARE GETTING SOFA. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY I WILL EVER AGREE TO GIVE SOFA!!! FORGET KRAINE'S RAGE, ANYONE WHO DARES TO EVEN TRY TO TO TAKE SOFA FROM ME WILL LEARN WHAT FEAR REALLY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ALSO, SOFA NOT JUST "THE COUCH," SHE IS SOFA!!!!!!!

Besides, Sofa can bend the very fabrics of the universe by her own power. Changing my form isn't really an issue for me.
How do you guys think I became crab dude? Do you really think I would need to make a deal with Orange to genderbend myself?

[kraine]

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"So...you genderbent yourself?"

"Yeah...I had to get some help from Orange and...err, no I'll tell you abut that later."

"Ying...what did sh-" And that's when Ying finally cut her off with a passionate kiss. A sore subject is a sore subject, and h-I mean, she didn't want to ruin the moment.

Kraine finally understood the meaning of a sloppy makeout. It's well known that Ying CANNOT make a kiss that is not steamy and sloppy. The signs of her womanhood on her chest were not helping any.

But she did't care. If she did this would be over and a second without making out, and that wouldn't be pleasing for her, her half-crustacean companion and every reader in this thread.

She placed her hands on the curves of her matesprit like they were a puzzle, and to someone not accustomed to a troll-crab hybrid they might be one. Somewhat rough, but pleasing to touch, like one of those stones people use to make their skin prettier. What the hell are those called anyways? Like the quality and steaminess of her lover's kiss, not something she cared about.

Ying was not yet used to her new body, and found the result of her genderbend greatly bothersome. Her new breasts were getting in the way of something important, and for a moment he considered breaking his deal with OrangeAipom. But then again...Girls kissing. HAWT.

She desperately wanted to get a little more personal, but decided against it, because I told her to. After all, this is not smut. But because fanservice is alright, she pressed a little harder against kraine, momentarily forgetting about her new attributes and producing an effect every reader just imagined and recieved a boner in response.

In response to her lack of breath, Kraine broke the kiss, feeling content. Whatever Orange asked from her lover, it was definitely worth it.

She would later regret that thought.

Because Kraine and Ying wanted to.

-sputters-

so much fanservice

lololol -runs off chuckling-

[Verscilith]

Still streaming strong~
Looking for things to draw/doodle/whatever.

[OrangeAipom]

couch is genderbent sofa

[kraine]

couch is genderbent sofa

hahaha new headcanon

[Verscilith]

[kraine]

awwwww yeahhhhhh

[YingYangGujju]

couch is genderbent sofa

huh, I always thought that couch was kraine's sofa...how do you genderbend a sofa?

[Chirijiradin]

You use a more supple wood in crafting the sofa, of course!

...I can not believe I just said that...

...*Absconds*

[YingYangGujju]

You use a more supple wood in crafting the sofa, of course!

...I can not believe I just said that...

...*Absconds*

But, it can't be Sofa, in any shape, form or gender, unless she is made out of Mahogany. And not just any Mahoga-screw it, I'm not doing this again. If you want to know, you can go back and find the post in the last thread.

[Chirijiradin]

Ying, I'm fairly well-versed in abridging, so you have no need to repeat it, even if you wanted to. Besides, I'd probably try to correct anything you might have messed up, I'm a nitpick for details :P

[Coasterman29]

Oh god
We need Sofa's human form thing

[Chirijiradin]

Anthropomorphicouch?

[YingYangGujju]

Anthropomorphicouch?

One of my IRL friends is actually working on that and I already said that her version will be canon. So, once she finishes that, I shall get that to you guys. Until then, you guys can speculate on what her human form would look like. :B

[Milksweet]

...


...VELVETY.

[Gordon]

and because it's me, they get a song!

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[Coasterman29]

Ok, those guys are amazing

And AIWKAHSIAKSKCNEJ Monkey, Kraine and I's are the cutest

And the pokewalker tail xD

Anyways, gonna make an ectofic tonight, lets see how this goes.

[kraine]

so. awesome.

TURTLENECKS RULE

[Gordon]

glad you guys like it... I have more ectokids to post later, but those were the ones in the song in that order so I figured I'd post them all there. lol.

[YingYangGujju]

and because it's me, they get a song!

^ click it!

This...is beautiful...on this note, I'm gonna head to bed. Night, guys!

[Coasterman29]

, I'm gonna sleep with Ying, anyone care to join us?

[rogue of void]

and because it's me, they get a song!

^ click it!

You ain't raisin that kid.