Human W/ Pokemon Powers + Human turned into Pokemon + Pokemon in real world = WTF?
~> Mason: Leave
You deiced you should figure out where you are and leave. You would like to take your new Dusclops friend with you, but you have no pokeballs on you because they DON'T EXIST, well, in this universe anyways. None of this is native to the world as far as you know. People shouldn't have super powers. Pokemon shouldn't be here, especially in HAZMAT suits and you shouldn't become a Pokemon every time you black out.
You approach a corner and take a quick glimpse of what's down there. Two Eggplants, not to bad seeing as you're armed with a metal pole. Even if you can't use electricity on cue, a blunt smack on the noggin will be super effective. You wait for...just...the right...moment-
MEANWHILE, AT AN EARLIER TIME ON TEAM PARADOXES SCREEN
You and your team head home from grinding, you're all level 18 but Carmen hasn't evolved quite yet because she doesn't want to be the only one who's evolved. About a week has passed since the team attacks exercise and you've been doing missions in Windy Peak and in Guardian Garden. Since the rock crashed into Windy Peak, Pokemon want to see the rock for themselves. Sadly a lot of them get hurt and wiped out since they can't handle the "wild" pokemon, but you're happy to help out (and collect the rewards). Aura said he wanted to see you when you got back so you're heading to the Meeting Hall.
You line up in front of the Leaders of the Bureau, who were waiting for you. usually it's just Aura who does this so it must be important if the three of them are there.
Aura circles the Area on your wonder map and a marker appears. He claims that the arrow and circle are just marks formed from aura and will fade in a few minutes. What will you do, head out? Get supplies? Do a dance?
Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight.
> Suddenly, Gilgamesh stumbles in from an alternate universe because he does it all the time anyway.
>This world's morphic field causes him to turn into a Pokemon as well.
encounter 'M in the oddly shaped swamp
> Grab some supplies and head on out! It's dungeon time!
Are the shop owners here kekleon too? They should be a plusle and minun! ^~^
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>Buy some supplies with your non-existent money
>Go to the swamp and find the crashed mothership Team Flight Deck
Fml, my internet service provider sucks.
>Go to marked place on map
> You must have picked up some shinies over the past week. SQUANDER ALL THE SHINIES. ALL OF THEM. YOU SQUANDER THOSE SHINIES THIS INSTANT. SQUANDER LIKE THE WIND.
...Oh, and maybe get some halfway useful stuff while you're at it.
> Did you ever identify those seeds/orbs?
Paradox: Stock up and Head out!
You see what items you have obtained in your past week of repetitive adventuring. Honestly you're doing pretty good in the item department. You are running out of room in your Item sack, berries take up a lot of room. Oh well, Carmen says you can get other Item sacks and do some Sack-ception. Also, luckily for you, Kora knows how to identify orbs and seeds. You have a blast, two stun, a heal and a Reviver seed along with a Rainy, 3 switcher, 2 escape, and a Luminous orb. You almost have enough for a Rolly-gun clip as well.
You enter the swampy/marshy place and realize that something is kind of awkward about the river...
Like how there is an island there now with a building on it. Kora says she's been here before so this is fairly recent. She also says that the middle was shallow to begin with so fire types may have had a hand in evaporating the water. Carmen questions how we plan to cross. You could jump but you can risk putting out Carmen's tail, so you do the next best thing!
You push Rolly into the water as a stepping stone. Easy crossing! Rolly probably wont mind since he IS a water type. Is that Typist? You don't care either way.
You stand in front of the Dungeon with your team, and decide to discuss your ideas on the dungeon ahead
You enter... The dungeon? This isn't a dungeon! You head down some stairs and into a bigger a room... oh snap. There's an Arbok along with two mudkips (because i herd u leik them) and two Marstomps
It seems you get to do a boss fight early, WHEE! You're all level 18 so you should be fine. Not to mention your personal of items in your inventory to help you out. So what's the plan? Combos? Items? Something else that may be more effective?
>Spark and Aura: Do your combo thing on the mudkips! But don't bother with the marshtomps.
>Carmen: put up a smokescreen so those water types can't get at you so easily!
>and then Rolly might as well do his slappy combo on the Marshtomps while you two are at it.
>Have Aura and Rolly take care of whichever water types are left while Spark and Carmen take on the arbok!
(unrelated: oh man i just realized i spelled ladestrahl earlier. oh well, didn't matter)
^ This! OMG another boss fight! YAY!!!
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^After the attack above...
Rolly: Use something like Water sport or Water gun on Arbok, make it wet
Spark: Follow up Volt Tackle (if applicable) if not, use Thundershock
Carmen: Follow up that volt tackle/thundershock with a fire fang
Kora: concentrate on using Mach Punch against the Marshtomps, protect both Carmen and Spark from Ground and Fire attacks.
The Marshtomps are arguably the most dangerous things here, since defensively they have no weaknesses against our current group, and offensively they have a huge advantage over half of our team. The Arbok is going to be the toughest thing level-wise, and Kora isn't going to be able to punch it much. Carmen should focus on the Arbok, Sparky should take out the two mudkips, and Rolly and Kora should deal with the Marshtomps.
haha how about pikachu shoot thunder at the sky only to burn the hole forest out
Carmen: Do a smokescreen.
Kora: Protect. DO IT NOW
Spark: Quickly do a quick attack and do a thundershock. I call it the electric smith.
Rolly: Double slap.
Carmen & Spark: Smokescreen so your moves are harder to predict, then shock those two crystal pillars to see if you can cause an electrical surge in-between them, akin to a pair of Tesla coils.
Kora & Rolly: Follow up with Force Palm & Double Slap
This Space for rent.
~> VS ARBOK
Your team discusses battle plans and agrees. Carmen sets up smoke screen as usual
You hop on to Kora's back as you're going to need some leverage. Rolly get's in position for a Black Out Slap, while Carmen heads off to lower their attack. The Mudkips and Marshtomps start shooting wildly into the smoke to try and hit something.
You leap onto one of the large purple Crystals, you almost don't make it far enough so you have to pull yourself up. Kora disappears somewhere, she isn't supposed to as it isn't part of you plan but, improvisation is to be expected. Rolly Blackout slaps the mudkips up against the gems, catching them off guard. Carmen stays in her position and continues to growl
You look around quickly to make sure your friends are safe, Rolly emerging from the smoke after his job was done but... you don't see Kora but you assume she is at a safe distance, since your team had discussed the battle plan and it would be moronic to be anywhere near the Crystals. Meanwhile in the smoke, Kora has her own mini plan. She presses her tail on the gem and readies herself with a "Endure".
You thundershock the gems causing an electric surge. It K.Os the two mudkips and the Arbok takes massive damage. As the smoke starts to thin Carmen and Rolly notice Kora trapped in the electric wall taking substantial amounts of damage
As soon as the Smoke clears, the Marshtomps aim and get critical hits on both Carmen and Spark. Spark falling backwards off the pillar. The Arbok turns to Kora and goes to attack when Kora strikes back with the Counter she had been preparing. She strikes the Arbok, finishing it off but, the strain however, was too much and KORA passes out as well. Rolly is shocked and frighted at this revelation that it's him versus the two Marshtomps in which he has no good moves against
You wonder what you should do. They head towards you at a slow pace grinning evilly. Spark's the one with the ideas,man how you wish he wasn't passed out in the Corner.
The Marshtomps get close and start to mock you. This is the worse day of your life...
You're filled with new-found strength. Spark believes in you. HIM of all Pokemon, he puts you down and is much better looking and stronger then you are, and he believes in YOU? Not only that but he is depending on you and you can't let him down! You go into the item Sack and grab the rocks. You had your own small stash of around 80 that you were keeping hidden. You quickly put them in your mouth. The Marshtomps are confused. You just need one more thing... a clever movie or quote of some kind to heighten the mood... you have to think fast
You unload your hail of rock bullets upon the enemies, them not expecting this kind of counter offensive. Granted the quote could of been better but as you spit out the last of the stones, the Marshtomps faint and all is good. Sort of...
You sit down for a well deserved rest. You wonder why the Reviver seed didn't- oh... it's a reviser seed. Well so much for that helping you out. You sigh and look at your fallen comrades, you're the only able bodied one left until they wake up. What will you do?
Rolly: Get all of the EXP and evolve into Poliwhirl. Screw the rules.