Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Universal Heroes

[Edrobot]

Human W/ Pokemon Powers + Human turned into Pokemon + Pokemon in real world = WTF?

[Pokeball]

~> Mason: Leave

You deiced you should figure out where you are and leave. You would like to take your new Dusclops friend with you, but you have no pokeballs on you because they DON'T EXIST, well, in this universe anyways. None of this is native to the world as far as you know. People shouldn't have super powers. Pokemon shouldn't be here, especially in HAZMAT suits and you shouldn't become a Pokemon every time you black out.


You approach a corner and take a quick glimpse of what's down there. Two Eggplants, not to bad seeing as you're armed with a metal pole. Even if you can't use electricity on cue, a blunt smack on the noggin will be super effective. You wait for...just...the right...moment-


SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

MEANWHILE, AT AN EARLIER TIME ON TEAM PARADOXES SCREEN


You and your team head home from grinding, you're all level 18 but Carmen hasn't evolved quite yet because she doesn't want to be the only one who's evolved. About a week has passed since the team attacks exercise and you've been doing missions in Windy Peak and in Guardian Garden. Since the rock crashed into Windy Peak, Pokemon want to see the rock for themselves. Sadly a lot of them get hurt and wiped out since they can't handle the "wild" pokemon, but you're happy to help out (and collect the rewards). Aura said he wanted to see you when you got back so you're heading to the Meeting Hall.


You line up in front of the Leaders of the Bureau, who were waiting for you. usually it's just Aura who does this so it must be important if the three of them are there.

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Aura: Ah, Team Paradox, you're right on time
Spark: What did you need Aura?
Doom: You've been doing a lot of rescue missions so we figured this would match your resent successful trend
Carmen: A rescue mission? That's all?
Mantis: Not quite. If you've noticed on your Wonder Map there is a Swampy Area near here. We sent a few Guardians, Team Flight Deck, to do a check up
Kora: Never came back?
Aura: Exactly. Usually things like this are no problem. Guardians faint and return to the guild unless their party members wait for them. It's been three days.
Rolly: and you want us too...*gulp* see what happened?
Mantis: That's the idea. If you succeed then you can do your Beginner exam to become Tier 2 Guardians
Rolly: Well... I don't-
Carmen: Alright! We'll do it!
Doom: Great! Aura will mark the area on your map

Aura circles the Area on your wonder map and a marker appears. He claims that the arrow and circle are just marks formed from aura and will fade in a few minutes. What will you do, head out? Get supplies? Do a dance?

ATHORE COMENTS:

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Im glad you enjoyed the April Fools update :3 It was a lot of fun to make :D None of it is Canon... OR IS IT?! who knows~ Updates may be a bit slow since April is gunna be a busy month for me :C I'll do my best though! Ill see about finding a site to archive the adventure without using TinyPic which likes to delete my images >:C Cya next update! :3

[Kíeros]

> Head over to investigate it.

[BigBurkhart]

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight.

[Crowstone]

>You ought to just head on over then

[Edrobot]

> Suddenly, Gilgamesh stumbles in from an alternate universe because he does it all the time anyway.

>This world's morphic field causes him to turn into a Pokemon as well.

[Wessolf27]

> Suddenly, Gilgamesh stumbles in from an alternate universe because he does it all the time anyway.

>This world's morphic field causes him to turn into a Pokemon as well.

So... Gilgamesh turns into a Sword-wielding Machamp?

Team Paradox: Prepare as always, don't wanna leave like rookies who didn't pack an Escape orb for the trip

[siguard]

encounter 'M in the oddly shaped swamp

[Zaprika]

> Grab some supplies and head on out! It's dungeon time!

Are the shop owners here kekleon too? They should be a plusle and minun! ^~^

[Crowstone]

> Grab some supplies and head on out! It's dungeon time!

Are the shop owners here kekleon too? They should be a plusle and minun! ^~^

Drilbide and Gazing Zoo

and uh, others i can't remember
>Yes, actually we should uh get supplies, but I don't know what we have currently, uh

[reverentInfiltrator]

>Buy some supplies with your non-existent money

Then,

>Go to the swamp and find the crashed mothership Team Flight Deck

[Storm]

Fml, my internet service provider sucks.

>Go to marked place on map

[Zaprika]

Drilbide and Gazing Zoo

and uh, others i can't remember
>Yes, actually we should uh get supplies, but I don't know what we have currently, uh

Oh yeah that's right I remember now. XP So yes go buy stuffz!

[causticlyOptimitious]

> You must have picked up some shinies over the past week. SQUANDER ALL THE SHINIES. ALL OF THEM. YOU SQUANDER THOSE SHINIES THIS INSTANT. SQUANDER LIKE THE WIND.
...Oh, and maybe get some halfway useful stuff while you're at it.

> Did you ever identify those seeds/orbs?

[williamcll]

>See what kind of supplies you could stock up before you head on.

[Pokeball]

Paradox: Stock up and Head out!

You see what items you have obtained in your past week of repetitive adventuring. Honestly you're doing pretty good in the item department. You are running out of room in your Item sack, berries take up a lot of room. Oh well, Carmen says you can get other Item sacks and do some Sack-ception. Also, luckily for you, Kora knows how to identify orbs and seeds. You have a blast, two stun, a heal and a Reviver seed along with a Rainy, 3 switcher, 2 escape, and a Luminous orb. You almost have enough for a Rolly-gun clip as well.


You enter the swampy/marshy place and realize that something is kind of awkward about the river...


Like how there is an island there now with a building on it. Kora says she's been here before so this is fairly recent. She also says that the middle was shallow to begin with so fire types may have had a hand in evaporating the water. Carmen questions how we plan to cross. You could jump but you can risk putting out Carmen's tail, so you do the next best thing!


You push Rolly into the water as a stepping stone. Easy crossing! Rolly probably wont mind since he IS a water type. Is that Typist? You don't care either way.


You stand in front of the Dungeon with your team, and decide to discuss your ideas on the dungeon ahead

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Spark: So. What's your call? It's Vine-y and in a marsh type area. I'm callin grass and Poison
Carmen: I agree. There might be some fire-types since they uncovered the island
Kora: May be some water/ground types around here too. What do you think Rolly?
Rolly:Well..uh... I'm not sure... B-but I think our pecha berries will be useful here due to the poison-types
Carmen: Yeah, I'd say that's about right, let's head in

You enter... The dungeon? This isn't a dungeon! You head down some stairs and into a bigger a room... oh snap. There's an Arbok along with two mudkips (because i herd u leik them) and two Marstomps

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Arbok: Thisss isss a ressstricted area, ssstate your buissnesss!
*Whispers to team* Let me handle this Agent Spark, along with my partners Carmen, Kora and Rolly. We're Guardians doing an investigation
Marshtomp 1: Pfft, yeah, Guardians sure
*flashes Badge* Yeah, we are, and i would hope that you would have some RESPECT for authority
Arbok: O-oh! Sssirsss dont mind them, they're my...uh... Cousssinsss! From out of town... We're just running thisss...uh... PASSSTRY SHOP!
Carmen: Mhm, yup. On a recently made island where a group of guardians disappeared?
Mudkip 2: Coincidence?
Kora: I doubt it, i can sense you're auras and how they shift emotionally. These guys are such phoneys!
Rolly: Not to mention...the um...lack if hands to make pastries...
Well duh they're lying, just one look and you can tell.
Kora: Really? Why's that?
Spark: You don't put 5 guards out unless you're protecting something important, *glare* like Team Flight Deck
Marshtomp 2: THEY'RE ON TO US
Rolly: Now we DEFINITELY know they're responsible
Arbok:Why mussst i be paired up with sssuch dumbasssesss!

It seems you get to do a boss fight early, WHEE! You're all level 18 so you should be fine. Not to mention your personal of items in your inventory to help you out. So what's the plan? Combos? Items? Something else that may be more effective?

ATHORE COMENTS:

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Another day another update...FUN FACT: The first dungeon boss outside of the Bureau was supposed to be an Arbok! :P Anyways... I'm going to bed... Zzzzz x.x

[Crowstone]

>Spark and Aura: Do your combo thing on the mudkips! But don't bother with the marshtomps.
>Carmen: put up a smokescreen so those water types can't get at you so easily!
>and then Rolly might as well do his slappy combo on the Marshtomps while you two are at it.
>Have Aura and Rolly take care of whichever water types are left while Spark and Carmen take on the arbok!

(unrelated: oh man i just realized i spelled ladestrahl earlier. oh well, didn't matter)

[Zaprika]

^ This! OMG another boss fight! YAY!!!

[Wessolf27]

^After the attack above...

Rolly: Use something like Water sport or Water gun on Arbok, make it wet
Spark: Follow up Volt Tackle (if applicable) if not, use Thundershock
Carmen: Follow up that volt tackle/thundershock with a fire fang

Kora: concentrate on using Mach Punch against the Marshtomps, protect both Carmen and Spark from Ground and Fire attacks.

[BigBurkhart]

The Marshtomps are arguably the most dangerous things here, since defensively they have no weaknesses against our current group, and offensively they have a huge advantage over half of our team. The Arbok is going to be the toughest thing level-wise, and Kora isn't going to be able to punch it much. Carmen should focus on the Arbok, Sparky should take out the two mudkips, and Rolly and Kora should deal with the Marshtomps.

[miriclekid]

haha how about pikachu shoot thunder at the sky only to burn the hole forest out

[Storm]

Carmen: Do a smokescreen.
Kora: Protect. DO IT NOW
Spark: Quickly do a quick attack and do a thundershock. I call it the electric smith.
Rolly: Double slap.

[HighwayWizard]

Carmen & Spark: Smokescreen so your moves are harder to predict, then shock those two crystal pillars to see if you can cause an electrical surge in-between them, akin to a pair of Tesla coils.

Kora & Rolly: Follow up with Force Palm & Double Slap

[Pokeball]

~> VS ARBOK

Your team discusses battle plans and agrees. Carmen sets up smoke screen as usual


You hop on to Kora's back as you're going to need some leverage. Rolly get's in position for a Black Out Slap, while Carmen heads off to lower their attack. The Mudkips and Marshtomps start shooting wildly into the smoke to try and hit something.


You leap onto one of the large purple Crystals, you almost don't make it far enough so you have to pull yourself up. Kora disappears somewhere, she isn't supposed to as it isn't part of you plan but, improvisation is to be expected. Rolly Blackout slaps the mudkips up against the gems, catching them off guard. Carmen stays in her position and continues to growl


You look around quickly to make sure your friends are safe, Rolly emerging from the smoke after his job was done but... you don't see Kora but you assume she is at a safe distance, since your team had discussed the battle plan and it would be moronic to be anywhere near the Crystals. Meanwhile in the smoke, Kora has her own mini plan. She presses her tail on the gem and readies herself with a "Endure".


You thundershock the gems causing an electric surge. It K.Os the two mudkips and the Arbok takes massive damage. As the smoke starts to thin Carmen and Rolly notice Kora trapped in the electric wall taking substantial amounts of damage


As soon as the Smoke clears, the Marshtomps aim and get critical hits on both Carmen and Spark. Spark falling backwards off the pillar. The Arbok turns to Kora and goes to attack when Kora strikes back with the Counter she had been preparing. She strikes the Arbok, finishing it off but, the strain however, was too much and KORA passes out as well. Rolly is shocked and frighted at this revelation that it's him versus the two Marshtomps in which he has no good moves against


You wonder what you should do. They head towards you at a slow pace grinning evilly. Spark's the one with the ideas,man how you wish he wasn't passed out in the Corner.


The Marshtomps get close and start to mock you. This is the worse day of your life...

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Marshtomp 1: Look at the pathetic fat ball!
Marshtomp 2: What's the matter tubby? Can't attack unless your protected by smoke? You're alone now and Doomed!
Spark: R-rolly, you gotta... *cough* It's time for you to Live up to your family name and *cough* face Full life consequences... You can do it Rolly, I believe in ya...
Marshtomp 2: Quiet you! It's time to go night night!

You're filled with new-found strength. Spark believes in you. HIM of all Pokemon, he puts you down and is much better looking and stronger then you are, and he believes in YOU? Not only that but he is depending on you and you can't let him down! You go into the item Sack and grab the rocks. You had your own small stash of around 80 that you were keeping hidden. You quickly put them in your mouth. The Marshtomps are confused. You just need one more thing... a clever movie or quote of some kind to heighten the mood... you have to think fast
GARBAGE DAY


You unload your hail of rock bullets upon the enemies, them not expecting this kind of counter offensive. Granted the quote could of been better but as you spit out the last of the stones, the Marshtomps faint and all is good. Sort of...


You sit down for a well deserved rest. You wonder why the Reviver seed didn't- oh... it's a reviser seed. Well so much for that helping you out. You sigh and look at your fallen comrades, you're the only able bodied one left until they wake up. What will you do?

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Hurrah! Rolly gets the lime-light! :3 I made Rolly as the awkward kind of character whom i expected people to feel bad for. When people began to somewhat harass Rolly i was all for it, THEN i read Lord of the Flies... My favorite Character is Piggy, though Rolly isnt as smart, he and Piggy get put down a lot for their weight and i felt sorry for him. So now you know :3

[BigBurkhart]

Rolly: Get all of the EXP and evolve into Poliwhirl. Screw the rules.