Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Universal Heroes

[Atarlost]

N: Effortlessly doge the attack like the cool guy you are, and after that

Yes. Absolutely. Nothing can possibly be cooler than blocking an attack with the traditional ruler of Venice.

[thunderKnight]

Lucy: Resist the urge to Force Palm the guy.

>>Fail miserably.

N: Effortlessly doge the attack like the cool guy you are, and after that continue to be an adorkable troll.

Lucy: Keep trying to introduce your palm to N's face, always missing horribly.

There we go =D

[Zaprika]

Perfect!

[williamcll]

>dance

[Pokeball]

Dear People who have been like "OH MAH GUH. WHERE ARE ME POGEYMENZ?!" My grandfather passed away and i had to go on an advencha 13 hours north to a magically french town for a whilez. Ill do me bestest to get an update made today but expect it moar for tomorrow or in the following days

-Pokéball

[Crowstone]

Oh no
I'm sorry to hear about your grandfather...

[Kíeros]

That's okay; sorry for your loss...

[Shailsnic]

Take your time, that is WAY more important than this.
I'm sorry for your loss friend.

[Storm]

Sorry for your loss

[Wessolf27]

- My condolences PB.

[Zaprika]

Ditto that for me too, don't worry bout silly internetz stuffz, take as much time as you need.

[williamcll]

I got a whole month to wait, lucky for you, all of my grandparents are dead for a pretty long time already.

[AbsolutlyAngelic]

Wow, just finished reading this adventure
Sorry about your grandfather

[Pokeball]

~> Pokeball: Get off your ass and Update
~> Kora: Make him Shut up
~>N: Continue Explaining

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N: Now, where was I? Ah yes. explaining critical information about the future so we can alter timelines.
Lucy: You talk way to much. Though i can tell you're not lying but this is a whole load of what the crap and there is so much that i can take in one day
N: Says the girl who attempted to kill their brother with a leg of lamb

You decide that you have had enough stupid and attempt to resist the urge to force your palm upon his stupid crazy face. You fail miserably and attack however he is to quick and dodges your attack


He straightens himself out and continues as if you hadn't just attempted to kill him, he seems rather happy about it actually. You glare at his overly content face, you really want to smack this guy again

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N: Ah excellent! You've reached Rank 2 power. Rank 1 is just your emblem changes and you get a bit stronger. Rank 2 your emblem and your clothes change color to a more extreme and more fitting for you. However, its just a temporary boost of strength that you draw from a you and your parallel self. You'll reach up to Rank 5 later, though you didn't go into much detail as to what happens at that point.
Lucy: So how long have you been in contact with me? Or well future me?
N: I'd say about 3 years. You were getting me ready for some kind of apocalypse so i could get YOU ready to stop it. Kind of ironic that i now have to get you ready
Lucy: And how do you plan on doing that?
N: Simple, you level yourself up much like an RPG. You are not tied to just one world you know, you get certain perks for knowing your origin. You're are not the only one with this ability however, as i had mentioned there are three others with this ability as well. Hearts, or future you, had only enough power to send one of them a message to the past. That being a gruff angry person, they call him the Thunder Guardian. You might have a clue as to who that is.
Lucy: Gruff and Angry? Sounds like Spark actually, the head, or well considered leader of our Party back in the other universe. Oh wonderful, im sounding just as stupid as you. And how am i supposed to "level" up? there are no Pokemon here for me to grind on.
N: I wouldn't say that, you'd be surprised as to what can get through the cracks of the universe

MEANWHILE ON MASON'S SCREEN

Hah, those pokemon obviously are weak to Lead-type attacks...or is it steel.... this joke is going down hill fast and sounded much better in your head. You've been busting duskulls in this hallway for about an hour now and have made some serious progress in this strange place, you've been feelin stronger too its almost like you've...


The hell? Well it appears that you HAVE leveled up, this day gets weirder and weirder. According to the bizarre floating text you've gained an inventory and your stats have gone up. You don't know how to check stats or if you even have any, but an inventory might be useful. Now how to open it, maybe...you can just....


Well still no stats, but it's a start. It appears you have 4 slots and another with you will call your Strife- naw...to Latin... Action slot? Too cheesy. Weapon Cartridge... Yeah, a name that reminds you of old games and still sounds bad ass. You couldn't think of a better name, it's simply the best there is. Anyways, you appear to have 4 spare cartridges for random junk. It also shows a very lovely picture of you with your name above it so you know who you are...in case you forgot or something... and the item currently in your Weapon Cartridge. You close your inventory...somehow... and are ready to do more ... of something. Frankly you don't really care.

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Hiya! I want to thank everyone for their condolences about my grandfather, it was very nice of all of you and im glad you understood the situation. So anyways, here is an update after months of having you all in suspense (probably not) as to what is going on, The summer is coming up soon and ill be able to make more updates and stuff...or something... Anyways~ I'll see ya next update

[Kíeros]

> Mason: Find a way out.
> N: Somehow, become more smug than you were before.

[Shailsnic]

>Venture forth Mason!

[ultraluigi]

stuff: happen.

[mysticCharlatan]

>Mason: Perform a standard RPG LEVEL UP pose.

[Wessolf27]

>Mason: Get a good look of the surroundings, find stuff to loot in this lab.

[Askia]

Mason> Bust some heads

[Crowstone]

>Jump on a duskull and ride it around the place

[ultraluigi]

Mason and Korra: Open the stat screen using th konami code.

[Dreamscythes231]

Lucy: Suddenly understand everything.
Lizzie: In panic, accidentally do pyrokinesis, get a head ache and all that jazz.
Mason: Pose like a pro because stuff just got leveled.

Things; get more confusing.