Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Universal Heroes

[BenBen]

Go see Aura's daughter.

[TobiasMoon]

You should visit the marketplace before leaving to see what kind of shops there are and maybe stock up if you have enough Poké

[causticlyOptimitious]

> CO: Be OCD about the grammar thing.

Yanma: Even with ZZZ this impairment he is still ZZZ 100 times better than you

> Team: There'll be time for dicking around later. Get to that mountain, posthaste! The explosion isn't going to investigate itself, y'know.

Also, reiterating:
> Team: Sequence break. Use the glitchy tile in the upper left corner of the arena to walk through the wall, go around to reach the exit without triggering the mandatory events. Surely, this will have no long-term repercussions, ever.

[Shailsnic]

Make it a point to mark all the places we've gone to, so that you don't get lost when you have to revist them again later.

Also, check around and see if there are any members of the Guild that AREN'T PRICKS.

[Pokeball]

~> Paradox: Get some Items
~> Paradox: Adventure! :D

You head to the market place and to the item vendor, well at least you assume it is because a Delibird is the most logical choice for the shop vendor

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Spark: Hello, we-
Delibird: SHHHH, don't let my assistant hear you. He crazy up in the noggerino
Carmen: Well... uh...what?
Delibird: You, know? The nogerino? Where your main brainy thing is!
Spark: Right... well, we'd like to buy some items
Delibird: EXCELLENT! We have the best Itamemos that Pokedollars can buy!
Rolly: Does he know proper words?
???: WOW HAY! THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE OVER HURR
Delibird:Now you have done it! You have woken him up!

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Ziggy: Dey Call me Ziggy! I run zee BETTER part of this hurr bsnss
Spark: Better part?
Ziggy: Yes sir! I handle zee orbs and zee TIMZ
Rolly: Tims?
Ziggy: YES! Dah TIMZ, they the magical things from space that grant super powahs! Zey come from above, from ALIENS! Zey wont get Ziggy though, OH NO, ZIGGY IS SAFE
Delibrd: He means the Diskoramas that you Guardianzos find in caves
Carmen: Disks? Oh! you mean the TMs!
Ziggy: No man! Zey called Timz, why you think they spell it that way! its a foreign object from ALIENS
Rolly: When he says Tims, it kind of makes me want Coffee
Spark: Anyways...

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Delibird: YES, you want some Itememos! I handle the cheaper and smaller Itememos as opposed to Ziggy who has the expensivivy kind
Rolly: Why is there no subtitles button on this guy...
Delibird: You have Pokedollars don't you?
Carmen: Yes we do, do you think we would just go to a shop to look like morons?
Spark: what Sassy pants over here is trying to say is that we do.
Ziggy: Dats Good! Ziggy likes when people have the money they need! I don't need those kinds of pokemon wasting my time
Delibird: You know how your inventorory works amirite?
Rolly: Not entirely
Ziggy: Ziggy will tell you!

You open your Item sack and all your items that you had collected are in there along with the quantity, it be silly to not stack them, what a waste of room that would be!

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Ziggy: So you see dat there are certain parts to it! It shows the Item sack so you know what inventory you are accessing
Carmen: Makes sense
Delibird: You can also see the amount of Pokedollars you have in your inventorory along the top with the logo-o-roonie
Spark:C-can we just buy some items?
Ziggy: Of course! We always be willing to help!

You pick up a few items because you really don't want to be near them anymore. The Rocks are tempting but you turn them down due to money on hand. Soon... Soon...


You manage to follow the blood marks on your wonder map and you forcibly volunteer Rolly to get rid of it. Honestly you don't know what's weirder, that Lucan had fresh blood for writing or that Rolly can be used as a Squeegee when needed. Did you mention that you used him as a rag instead of making him use bubble? Oh, well you did


You approach the dungeon and bring up the side bar thing that you forgot about. Its not really that useful to be honest, but at least it tells you what your levels are right?". When you look over the dungeon you can tell that 2/3 members of your party aren't fitted for the kind of pokemon you'll be fighting here. Rolly, as useless as he usually is, will probably be your star player besides all the bird types that seem to like mountains because, well, birds like high places right? You consider going back when suddenly you hear a voice... probably one of the last voices you'd want to hear right now"Oh hello my Darling!" and you exhale and politely display your discontent "...Fuck..."

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Spark: Look asshat, we don't have time for your shenanigans, we have stuff to do.
Rolly: Please don't knock me over again...
???: I'm not here to bother with people like you two, I'm here for the Beloved Carmen
Carmen: What do you want? Besides the whole gross lovydovy crap
???: I'm here to ask you to help me explore this cavern, it would be so romantic!
Carmen: Fuck off asshat.
???: i just want to help. Seriously, you were going to explore it anyways
Carmen: Yes. as a mission. for the GUARDIANS.
???: Seriously? You joined the Guardians? Pfft, those guys are old news, I'm apart of a better guild. You've probably never heard of them
Spark: Carmen? Do i have permission to make his Dialog name "asshat"?
Carmen: Id be insulted if you didn't
Rolly: So she turned you down, so um, why don't you just buzz off!
Asshat: Seriously? Look. i don't even care anymore, you misfits have fun getting Killed, i on the other hand will explore the cause of the explosion- My name right now is asshat isn't it?
Spark: Yes, and its awesome
Asshat: GRRRR. I HATE YOU PEOPLE, I DON'T KNOW WHY CARMEN ASSOCIATES WITH YOU

Asshat goes into the dungeon out of sight, and you could probably catch up with him if you tried. Anyways, You stand before a new dungeon, its roughly 10 or 8 floors since its a beginners dungeon and you'd assume that it's mostly rock, ground maybe steel, flying and or bug types.

AWTHOR COMETS:

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Well we have two things to celebrate! We got our first piece of fan art! Thanks to shinyjiggly! :D It can be seen in the first post under "FAN STUFF>Art :3". Second, on a related note, we have reached 100 images! :D well, 101 actually. I only know because i label EVERY SINGLE PANEL with a number to keep it organized :3 But anyways! We have reached the second dungeon and how do you want me to do this one? Last time i just gave a brief summery of what happened. but if you can think of a way that you'd like more then please tell me, i wanna make this as awesome for you as it is for me! See ya next update! :D

[Kíeros]

> Sneak up behind him later in the cave.
> Spark: Use any and all electric attacks you know on him.

[Sparky Young Upstart]

> Rolly: Talk aboot being Canadian before you were a Pokemon. Eh.

[Wessolf27]

>Asshat: accidentally trip and get teleported back to your guild by your badge
>Map: Reveal dungeon items and all those other stuff that makes up a mystery dungeon in a handy little GUI on the upper-right hand corner.

[Shailsnic]

Onwards! Towards whatever awaits inside!

[hero122]

>Party: As soon as you walk in, find a pile of money hastly left behind and a weak pokemon.

[TobiasMoon]

Asshat gets caught in a monster house. Team Paradox comes across him just in time to see him get telepoted out. They then grab all the items he left behind.

[ParadoxTurtle]

I like this team name!!

>Venture forth!! And Use Rolly as a shield.....Kindly

[BenBen]

I love how confident Rolly is now that the others know he used to be a human.

FULL STEAM AHEAD! TEAM PARADOX, AWAY~!

[Pokeball]

~> Enter Dungeon

You enter Windy Peak and your badge flashes, you click the little pink gem on it and it brings up a little convenient GUI. It has 3 icons, the Map, which isn't actually your Wonder Map but it appears that if you select it it will show the places you've explored. Carmen recommends that we all split up. You agree as you can probably handle most things in here.


Your friends don't seem to care about the dimensions of the HUD too much, they have their own and know how to use it from all the games of pretend they've done. The map shows you as a white dot and your friends as yellow dots. Honestly you think it would be better if you all had color coded dots, but whatever. The items are displayed in cyan or light blue dots and the up arrow-y things are squares. You remember Carmen telling you that those are Wonder Tiles. If you stats are raised (by a move like Howl) or lowered (by a move like Growl) You decide that you should check out the Pink Gem feature on it, so you scroll the little wing icon down to it and select it, it brings up two options "COMMUNICATE" and "EVOLVE". At this moment, none of you are ready to evolve, Carmen is close but it'll still be a while before that happens. You select "COMMUNICATE" and your map is replaced with a different window.


It appears that Carmen and Rolly have already set up their Communication Names as what they had wanted (Crimson Dragon and Blue Bubble respectively). There is also a blank spot under your team, which you assume is for a forth member. Most Guardian's teams consist of three to four people as to not get confusing. Right now your name is ?? and you could should probably assign a real one. You're pretty sure they have to consist of a RELEVANT color and a RELEVANT word of some kind, like Blue Bubble because Rolly is blue and can use the move "Bubble". So, what will your Communication Name be?

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GASP AN UPDATE WITH NO DIALOG AND ONLY A FEW PICTURES?! AND IT WAS UPDATED AT A REASONABLE TIME? :O such shenanigans! How could I do such a thing! I'm glad someone caught my Tim Hortons reference last update, i love to make reference or allusions to stuff so it makes me happy when people catch them :3 Also i should mention that I'm on march break and thus why i have so much time to do these things. Sadly it ends on Sunday so updates might be slower :c Anyways, See you next update!

[mysticCharlatan]

>Golden Blitz

[Shailsnic]

Yellow Rat.

No not really, in seriousness though I suggest: Golden Thunder (I think the color is mustard but, Golden sounds better in this situation.)

[ParadoxTurtle]

Yellow/Golden Static
Yellow/Golden Light
Yellow/Golden Blast
Yellow/Golden Thunder
Yellow/Golden Striker
Yellow/Golden Mouse

[HighwayWizard]

>Become Zeus' Thunder. Or Golden Zeus, if you want to be compliant with the color-based naming.

[TobiasMoon]

I second "Golden Static"

[CzBacklash]

Yellow:

Flash
Light
Battery
Hertz
Amp

[Kíeros]

> Awesome Leader.

[Shailsnic]

> Awesome Leader.

I REALLY wish that would work, but we need a color Kieros.

Some more ideas that came from this one.
Golden/Yellow Leader
Golden/Yellow Hero
Golden/Yellow Protagonist

[mysticCharlatan]

Well, if we don't mind a blatant Star Wars shout out, I'd go with Gold Leader.

[Kíeros]

I REALLY wish that would work, but we need a color Kieros.

Awesome is a color now. At least, it is according to the forums.
And so is leader.

[Pokeball]

~> Golden Blitz

You would have liked to have entered Awesome Leader which you would use on some forums, but sadly it doesn't work. You come up with a bunch of awesome names like "Golden Static" and "Golden Thunder" but Golden Blitz sounds kind of badass. You enter the name into the badge and it fixes your name, it now set to "GB" on the main chat screen. You decide you should talk with Carmen about the matters at hand, she may have a good idea or plan. However she manages to get the first word in before you can

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[05:14] -- Golden Blitz [GB] began strategizing Crimson Dragon [CD] at 17:14 --
[05:14] CD: Hey!
[05:14] CD: You got a name!
[05:15] GB: Well duh, im part of a team, i should participate in these kinds of shinanagins
[05:15] CD: Geeze, easy there sassy pants. No need to get defensive
[05:15] GB: Anyways, what do you think we should do about this whole hero situation
[05:16] CD: Honestly i have no idea. We need to come up with some sort of plan of attack
[05:17] GB: We should really focus on this stuff first, we're all level 9 and we're gunna fight Dark Generals
[05:17] CD: Yeah you're right
[05:18] CD: Do.. do you think our family misses us?
[05:18] CD: families*
[05:18] CD: I was implying on having the same family and or starting a family with you
[05:18] CD: geeze
[05:18] GB: easy there, i wasn't saying you were
[05:18] GB: But to be fair, we have no idea on the timeframe of this crap
[05:19] CD: What do you mean?
[05:19] GB: Well, think about it. Things could be happening real time, Narnia time or some other time
[05:19] CD: I'm still not quite following
[05:20] GB: Okay, you know that they go in a wardrobe or whatever, right?
[05:20] CD: Yeah?
[05:20] GB: Well no time has passed
[05:20] GB: Like at all
[05:20] GB: So maybe this is like the same
[05:20] CD: We wake up and its like "Oh shit, that was a good nap"?
[05:20] GB: exactly
[05:21] GB: Well, i dont quite remember if i was sleeping or not
[05:21] GB: Hold up, theres some asshole who want a piece of this
[05:21] CD: Go get em tiger ;3

MEANWHILE, ON ROLLY'S SCREEN

You looking for the cause of an explosion in a mountain with your two best friends and partners. Not that you 100% call Spark a friend but, anyways. You figure you should start talking to Carmen to see what her opinion or thoughts on the whole "human" thing

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[05:22] -- Blue Bubble [BB] began strategizing Crimson Dragon [CD] at 17:22 --
[05:22] BB: S-so, what have you come up with?
[05:23] CD: Nothing yet. Me and spark were talking about it though
[05:23] BB: Oh. you were?
[05:23] CD: Yeah, we were discussing the time change
[05:23] BB: Like if it was real time or other wise?
[05:24] CD: exactly. Speaking of time, how long were you in this world before you met me?
[05:24] BB: huh?
[05:24] CD: Like i met you while you were trying to learn Roll out, right?
[05:24] BB: Yeah?
[05:25] CD: Well, how long before that had been in this world
[05:25] BB: Oh
[05:25] BB: w-well
[05:25] BB: if i had to put a time stamp on it then
[05:25] BB: maybe 3...4 years?
[05:25] CD: What?!
[05:25] BB: Y-yeah, why do you ask?
[05:26] CD: Well i...wait... i acctually cant remember when i entered...
[05:26] BB: really?
[05:26] CD: yeah Its weird.
[05:27] BB: well you and that Squirtle had a rivalry i didnt really know abouut when we met
[05:27] CD: oh, Asshat?
[05:27] BB: yeah
[05:27] CD: Yeah, that must of been going on for months
[05:27] CD: but
[05:27] CD: Why can't i remember...
[05:28] BB: *shrugs* i dont know
[05:28] CD: well of course not, you're not me are you?
[05:28] BB: r-right...
[05:29] CD: Spark also asked if we think our Parents missed us
[05:29] BB: W-well... not that i know or anything
[05:29] BB: because that would be silly
[05:29] BB: but
[05:29] BB: I think so
[05:30] CD: I didnt think you owould
[05:30] CD: would**
[05:30] CD: theres no need to get defensive
[05:30] BB: Im not being defensive!
[05:30] BB: i-im not... sorry about yelling
[05:31] CD: Its fine Rolly
[05:31] CD: But, you always get this way when you know something
[05:31] BB: I do not!
[05:31] BB: i mean, ug
[05:31] BB: uh8
[05:31] BB: Uh***
[05:31] BB: im so nervous i cant use this thing right
[05:32] BB: But, what do you mean?
[05:34] BB: i found the stair way...
[05:35] BB: Uh, Carmen?

MEANWHILE ON SPARK'S SCREEN

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[05:32] GB: Right So. How many floors do you think this is?
[05:32] GB: You there?
[05:33] CD: There you are!
[05:34] GB: duh im here
[05:34] CD: Now that me and Me beloved are together, i wont let you and your fat friend tear us apart!
[05:34] GB: God damn it Asshat
[05:34] CD: You'll never catch us!
[05:35] CD: Our love will get us through anything!
[05:35] CD: Even If we-
[05:35] CD: Uh...oh
[05:35] GB: What is it you moron
[05:35] CD: M-moster house!
[05:36] GB: Moster isnt a word dumbass
[05:36] CD: MONSTER**********
[05:36] GB: Thats better~
[05:36] GB: So Monster house?
[05:36] GB: oh shit

Asshat has your friend in a corner in a monster house. Fuckin perfect. Luckily she appears to only be asleep and not KO'd so you're pretty relieved. Asshat also must have defeated a few because there's a lot less pokemon then normal, it isn't surprising as he is a water type and is fit for combat in this kind of area. You spot Rolly not to far away so you wont be completely shit outta luck. WHAT WILL YOU DO?

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Weee! more fun updates! So, im using Pester chum for these things so hey if you wanna talk to Rolly, Carmen or Spark then you can! :D Please know that they will respond in character and that will take away with update time :C Ill do my best to respond though :3 See ya next update!