Youth Diplomacy

[Freack]

Posting this again in case he didn't see. ._.

Answer: Crows do not have penises. So it would have to be human or nothing.
He is not wearing pants however, so my money is on nothing.

The More You Know!

[Stormspirit]

I'm not really reading this, am I ? This is all some kind of weird dream, and I'll wake up soon...also, you don't want to have a mother who's a veterinary physician. Especially not when she works with turtles and their genital problems.

Now, back on-topic before a mod have to interfere. Please ?

[oogley]

I have nothing to say about that pun.
:|
How do you live with yourself?

It wasn't mine, but it is like PB+J but twenty times cooler. This ship will catch on so much, and I will have such a full folder.

[kmsumrall]

Waiting on baited breath for the CottonCondy folder to get images in it.

[Dragonstorm]

Yes of course. Good idea, Storm.

So.

Any theories on uu and UU?

[Doom Zero]

I wiki'd geoduck. ew. just.... bleck. that should not be a thng that exists.

and googled wandering vagabond with safe search off, still don't see anything alarming

Oh, yeah, now I recognize the name! Gooeyducks!
They're not too bad really.
Just sorta disturbing and weird.

[CyanCat]

Obviously chickens don't. Roosters do.

I meant male chickens! Which are roosters. They don't have penises either.

Answer: Crows do not have penises. So it would have to be human or nothing.
He is not wearing pants however, so my money is on nothing.

The More You Know!

It could be like- no, I'm not going there.

Okay yes I am it could be like dolphins or something don't they have - yes I do think you all talked about dolphin rapists in one thread at one point in time so I am ending the comparison before it even began.

[aggrievesTemulence]

So what I'm getting from this thread is that maybe a bunch of you fellow awesome people also read Cracked?

That, or, a bunch of people just decided to discover just how weird animal genitalia can get on their own, which I think I'd just rather not believe.

[Karp]

wayward vagabond

This is the one you want to try. Who knows, you may not find anything and only my computer attracts that variety of carapace filth. In which case, I'm going to snap my hard drive in two.

[recalcitrantIre]

Yes of course. Good idea, Storm. So. Any theories on uu and UU?

They're irrelevant and will contribute nothing to the story except to obfuscate the actual events surrounding the alpha kids

[CyanCat]

Any theories on uu and UU?

Nothing new.

uu seems like pre-Scratch sufferer who took someone else's sign and lusus since he didn't have any of his own, I guess.

[Freack]

I'm not really reading this, am I ? This is all some kind of weird dream, and I'll wake up soon...also, you don't want to have a mother who's a veterinary physician. Especially not when she works with turtles and their genital problems.

Now, back on-topic before a mod have to interfere. Please ?

Fine. I wasbeing sarcastic with the duck penis thing, but people tend to take my sarcasm literally because my karma points are off or something.

Is Uu or uU a thing, and if not why do I keep seeing these?

[Stormspirit]

This is the one you want to try. Who knows, you may not find anything and only my computer attracts that variety of carapace filth. In which case, I'm going to snap my hard drive in two.

No, no, searching Wayward Vagabond gives some results, too. Results I never want to see again. I'm already scared enough.

[CyanCat]

So what I'm getting from this thread is that maybe a bunch of you fellow awesome people also read Cracked?

That, or, a bunch of people just decided to discover just how weird animal genitalia can get on their own, which I think I'd just rather not believe.

I actually read about most of these in reputable news sources! That for some reason decided to run articles on animal genitalia.

Cracked is definitely a day-wasting site, though.

[P_equals_NP]

jegus why is it so easy to get pearvatars. ahhhh im getting a backlog of pear avatars i want to use

So what I'm getting from this thread is that maybe a bunch of you fellow awesome people also read Cracked?

That, or, a bunch of people just decided to discover just how weird animal genitalia can get on their own, which I think I'd just rather not believe.

we did this for a biology class once

the assignment was specifically about animals with weird genitalia

it was still an awful class though

I giggled way too hard. gogdammit, I'm an adult, I pay taxes and drink liqueur!

if it makes you feel better i did that one on pearpose *wonk*

[recalcitrantIre]

Is Uu or uU a thing, and if not why do I keep seeing these?

Yeah they're pretty much headlasertheories at this point, but its fun to speculate on these kinds of things

and if it just so happens to happen, then hooray for us

[Doom Zero]

Fine. I wasbeing sarcastic with the duck penis thing, but people tend to take my sarcasm literally because my karma points are off or something.

Is Uu or uU a thing, and if not why do I keep seeing these?

People talking hypothetically.
Also, uu's hand is untimelyUmbridge, so some people might call him uU without realizing how case-sensitive names are now a thing.

[Karp]

No, no, searching Wayward Vagabond gives some results, too. Results I never want to see again. I'm already scared enough.

I know, she was searching "wandering vagabond" before. I probably should've been a bit more clear.

[killerlamb]

I can't believe I just googled "duck penis"

what the fuck has happened to my life.

and on the topic of Davesprite penises, it is possible that as a sprite he can just like... have a penis whenever he wants. like with arms. the arms are only there when they need to use them.

(I am so glad to have contributed something to this conversation about a 13 year old furry/game construct's genitalia)

[ArmsAreLoud]

I can't believe I just googled "duck penis"

what the fuck has happened to my life.

and on the topic of Davesprite penises, it is possible that as a sprite he can just like... have a penis whenever he wants. like with arms. the arms are only there when they need to use them.

(I am so glad to have contributed something to this conversation about a 13 year old furry/game construct's genitalia)

If he can dictate the existence of a penis, can he also dictate the sioh god what am i saying

[P_equals_NP]

I can't believe I just googled "duck penis"

what the fuck has happened to my life.

and on the topic of Davesprite penises, it is possible that as a sprite he can just like... have a penis whenever he wants. like with arms. the arms are only there when they need to use them.

(I am so glad to have contributed something to this conversation about a 13 year old furry/game construct's genitalia)

Johnn can also have arms whenever he feels like it. In fact so can all the other characters, including Hussie.

This poses the question of course, can the guardians have facial features if they feel like it?

[kholhaus]

At least Dave doesn't have a barnacle dick.

let's just leave it at that.

[mysteriousOutsider]

I can't believe I just googled "duck penis"

what the fuck has happened to my life.

and on the topic of Davesprite penises, it is possible that as a sprite he can just like... have a penis whenever he wants. like with arms. the arms are only there when they need to use them.

(I am so glad to have contributed something to this conversation about a 13 year old furry/game construct's genitalia)

Sadly I am almost certain there is already fanart of this.

[Doom Zero]

Johnn can also have arms whenever he feels like it. In fact so can all the other characters, including Hussie.

This poses the question of course, can the guardians have facial features if they feel like it?

You did not go where I expected you to go with that idea.
Thank you for subverting my expectations. Thank you so much.

[recalcitrantIre]

If he can dictate the existence of a penis, can he also dictate the sioh god what am i saying

I was going to post something in a similar line but thought against it, also the problem with being very imaginative is the directions your brain takes when reading stuff get out of my brain tentacledavesprite uuuuuuuuueeeeeghhhhh