>FROG TO THE FACE
>FROG TO THE FACE
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YOU WOULD EAT THE WEAPONS BUT YOU NEED SOME BOILING WATER. ANYWAYS YOU OPT FOR THE NOODLES TO DISTRACT BLEACH.
IT JUST PISSES HIM OFF EVEN FURTHER. AND NOW HE KNOWS WHICH ONE IS THE REAL YOU. GOOD GOING SMARTASS. IT WOULD BE WISE TO SAY YOUR FINAL GOODBYES RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
Say goodbye to frog pal
> Quick! While his eyes are covered by the ramen, RUN!!!
>Say your final goodbyes . . . . IN HELL!
Throw the weapons at him and eat the chaos emeralds.
YOU THROW MORE RANDOM SHIT AT BLEACH. THIS TIME YOU ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING USEFUL THOUGH. THOSE KNIVES LOOKED LIKE THEY HURT.
DOWN THEY GO. NOW YOU'LL REALLY HAVE TO DIE BEFORE ANYONE CAN GET TO THOSE SUCKERS.
YOUR FROGGIE FRIEND SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING ALL THIS ACTION. YOU JUST FOUND HIM IN THE JUNGLE A LITTLE WHILE AGO. HE SEEMED CUTE. WELL FROGGIE, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE STABBED AFTER ALL.
Bleach: Stab that frog, look how smug he looks
BLEACH: EAT THE FROG
> Are you physically being held down, or are you going to run away?
BLEACH CAN'T REALLY SEE THE FROG BECAUSE IT'S IN NARUTO SHIPPUDUN'S INVENTORY. BUT HE'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT. HE STARTS TO GO A LITTLE STAB CRAZY FROM THE KNIFE PAIN AND THE RAMEN IN HIS FACE.
OH YEAH WE HAVEN'T BEEN FORMERLY INTRODUCED TO BLEACH YET. SO LET'S DO THAT NOW.
YOUR NAME IS BLEACH. YOU WANT TO DEFEND ALL THE HUMANS FROM THE EVIL SPIRITS THAT THEY ENCOUNTER WHEN THE DIE. YOU WERE GIVEN REAPER POWERS A LITTLE WHILE AGO. THIS MEANS YOU CAN HELP DEAD HUMANS TO THEIR AFTERLIVES. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. BUT THERE'S A LOT OF OTHER REAPER PEOPLE THAT DON'T LIKE YOU SO YOU GOT A GIANT SWORD TO HELP YOU. THESE POWERS MAKE YOU PRETTY STRONG AND FAST TOO.
YOUR SCREENNAME IS BLEACH AND you are simply too cool for any shenanigans. FOR SOME REASON YOU DIDN'T BRING YOUR COMPUTER WITH YOU, IMAGINE THAT.
Originally Posted by Kíeros
LET'S BE NARUTO SHIPPUDUN AGAIN. AND OH YEAH. YOU FORGOT YOU COULD MOVE.
SUDDENLY BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO EMERGES FROM THE JUNGLE.
HE PICKS UP BLEACH AND THROWS HIM IN HIS BLINDED STUPOR.
THE RAMEN FLIES OFF YOUR FACE AND THE KNIVES FLY OUT.
BLEACH FLIES INTO HIS ANNIE MAE FRIENDS AND TOPPLES THEM OVER.
YU-GI-OH, THE DARK MAGICIAN AND THE KURIBOH FALL OUT OF THE SKY AND LAND IN THE PILE.
DRAGONBALL FLASH STEPS RIGHT NEXT TO THE IDIOT PILE
EVERYONE ELSE COMES OUT OF THE JUNGLE AT THE SAME TIME LIKE A PARADE
dance party
THIS ^
okay now fight
> SUDDENLY, EVERYTHING BLOWS UP.
And that ends act two on a dramatic cliffhanger of all cliffhangers.
Woo!
Someone unexpected: show up and crash the dance party
Ash and Tai: Swap monster partners and learn the power of SHARING! Then pit them to the death in a bloody battle with the power of ANIMAL BAITING!
>SHOW ME THE PARTY SNACKS MAN. IM JUST A RUDE DUDE ON THE HUNT FOR FOOD.
Unexpected party crasher: speak like that too ^
NOW THAT THE DANCE PARTY IS OVER, IT'S TIME TO BEAT UP ON THESE IDIOTS AGAIN. MAYBE THEY HAVE MORE CRYSTAL SHARDS.
BLEACH GETS UP FROM THE IDIOT PILE. HE SAYS HE IS SICK AND TIRED OF GETTING BEAT UP BY YOU GUYS. HE PROPOSES THAT THE TWO TEAMS WORK TOGETHER TO FIND THE LAST FEW CRYSTAL SHARDS. HE SAYS HE WILL GIVE YOU TWO CRYSTAL SHARDS IF YOU GUYS STOP ATTACKING THEM.
Attack eachother anyway