STARWARS: the Lost Clone

[Qeztotz]

>retrieve arms from backpack

you retrieve a DC15A blaster from the backpack
you dont know who the backpack belonged to but youre sure it wasnt you
you also have no idea how that massive fucking thing even fitted in there

[SNeakyRobot]

> You should look for your own backpack. It probably contains your Mandalorian crushgaunts from which your nickname comes.
Edit: (also, it's exciting starting a new adventure but maybe wait for a few other people to respond between updates)

[GreenElectrodes]

> Find out where you are relative to the rest of your comrades.

[Qeztotz]

>search for your backpack
you turn around

well.
that was eas.....

OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
WELL AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHAT MADE THAT PILE OF SHIT

[cyanAmpersand]

> AAARGHH FUCK SHOOT IT SHOOT IT

[Qeztotz]

Edit: (also, it's exciting starting a new adventure but maybe wait for a few other people to respond between updates)

good idea, henceforth i will update it once every weekday and for most occasions twice a day at the weekends

[Naristar]

Screw the backpack pick up the strangers backpack
and High thee hence

[SNeakyRobot]

> Start a fight.

[TheChaosPoint]

Throw a potato at it. Or a rock. Whichever.

[SNeakyRobot]

He does have a gun...

[Qeztotz]

>AAARGHH FUCK SHOOT IT SHOOT IT

you shoot at it
you achieve absolutely fuck all

it now looks murderous
OH FUCK.
>HIGH THEE HENCE
YES, OH BY GOD YES

RUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SNeakyRobot]

> Yakkety Sax.
> But seriously, call for backup.

[cyanAmpersand]

> Escape via acrobatic fucking pirouette!

[Naristar]

suddenly a rock!

[Qeztotz]

>suddenly a rock
where? what? rock?!

oh
that rock, ......sigh.....

you trip and land face first in the selfsame pile of acklay shabuire you woke up in earlier
why just why did that rock have to be there

AAAARRGGGGHHH!!!
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
ITS EYE IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR FACE!!!!!

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im very sorry guys but my postings may become infreaquent cos im working on somethinig big and pretty
ill give you a clue its flashy very flashy
so plz forgive me its all for a good cause
btw shabuire is another mando'a word it can be translated as either fuck or shit depending on its usage

[SNeakyRobot]

> Can you tear its head off very easily?

[Naristar]

I'm gonna assume that its shit here cause landing in a pile of fuck makse no sense at all!

try to appease the beast with a pretty twilek dance

[GreenElectrodes]

> Shoot it in the eye.

[cyanAmpersand]

> Acrobatic fucking pirouette onto its back and ride it like a mechanical bull! (2x MSPA reference combo)

[Qeztotz]

>shoot it in the eye
woah
an entirely new concept just occurred to you:
aiming
holy osik
you decide to aim down the sights of your gun and place them right in its eye

you pull the trigger and cause way more damage than you ever did firing indescriminately

it is now dead
very dead
see

its been drawn shittily with its legs all scrunched up and flailing in the air, its eyes are all crossed out too
these are definitive indicators to its deadness
probably...

[SNeakyRobot]

> Loot some chitin off it or something, then go get that backpack.

[Naristar]

pick up Both back packs
Merge them to get more space!

[Qeztotz]

im bored today so im posting a double update

>pick up both packs

>merge them to get more space

it doesnt work like that in reality and you just end up busting both packs and scattering the contents
you gaze upon your prized DC15S and 2 thermal detenators (grenades)

[Xander]

Wield DC15S. You are way better with it than that bulky blaster. However, being a clone trooper, that still means you are a piss poor shot.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Try to physically relocate yourself to where Captain Tipoca is.