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[reflectiveRhino]

> Start server connection with gG

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-- reflectiveRhino [RR] began messaging gregorianGolothagus [GG] at 09:50 --
[09:51] RR: Hey gG get overr herre
[09:51] GG: what?
[09:51] RR: well i was thinking we could starrt the session
[09:51] RR: I alrready made the connection with Jenn
[09:53] RR: And we have a lot of time in the countdown so we might as well starrt
[09:54] GG: ok
[09:54] GG: but do you know what do do?
[09:54] RR: yes i think I got the hang of it
[09:54] RR: But wait did you get the discs?
[09:54] GG: Acctually they are downstairs on the counter 3:
[09:55] RR: ok tell me when you get it :D
[09:55] RR: bye
-- reflectiveRhino [RR] stopped messaging gregorianGolothagus [GG] at 09:55 --

[reflectiveRhino]

> Perspective Change

You are now the boy with a chumhandle of gG. What was this boys name?

[ah2190]

> Dirk Bakersmith

[ProfessorLizzard]

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Looks like this has enough updates even after merging the major offenders. But please, be patient while getting suggestions, and don't 10xPost in row in the span of a few hours.

[ScabbedAngel]

> Frogfuck Gobbleglub

> Joey DeLillo

[reflectiveRhino]

> Frogfuck Gobbleglub

Absolutly not! What kind of name is this? Try again!

> Joey DeLillo

Yay this name sounds cool enough for you!

[ah2190]

> Joey: Get the beta and save someone's life!

[reflectiveRhino]

> Joey: Get the beta and save someone's life!

Huh you're not sure how this would save someone's life it is just a game after all and you are also setting up a connection with Theo who will be your sever player. THIS ISN'T FORESHADOWING AT ALL.

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Yay I got on the main thread! :D

[ah2190]

> Joey: Deploy

[reflectiveRhino]

> Joey: Deploy

First of all you musy get the Omega, second of all you are going to be a client first! >:O

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You decide to just introduce yourself.

Your name is JOEY DELILLO. You are right now 13 years old and your birthday was a while ago. You have an intrest in CERTAIN WEIRD SHOWS. You also like to read SBLUH like you friend Theo. You also play video games like NITROME, NINTENDO, and REALM OF THE MAD BUNNY. You always like to play as the WIZARD and like to kill monsters. You live in a normal suburban home with your BROTHER, who is extremly intrested in ART. You and him get along with each other but sometimes he gets you to be really ANGRY. You have the chumhandle of gregorianGolothagus and you Talk in a sort of cute way :3. You are also planning to play the Omega with your 5 friends.

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You scramble out of your room. There are four rooms: Your brother's room, the "Art" room, the living room, and the kitchen. Where should you look?

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Yes I know I said he had it at one point but I meant to say Jenn

[ah2190]

> Joey: Check your Bro's room. Maybe he has a copy too.

[reflectiveRhino]

> Joey: Check your Bro's room. Maybe he has a copy too.

You enter your Brother's room with caution, he might be in here; you don't know.

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Apparently he's not. In his room is filled with posters of various difrent animes and shows and other things. He also has a large collection of stuffed animals, and he mainly collects tigers, for some reason. He says he's going to get all the tigers. ALL OF THEM. Well that's enough about your Bro let's find that Omega!

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You search everywhere. You are only able to find a large pile of stuffed tigers in his closet and a copy of Game Bro, which could be useful for burning later, but no Omega. Where should you look now?

[ah2190]

> Joey: Check the Kitchen, but prepare for a confrontation with your Bro.

[reflectiveRhino]

> Joey: Check the Kitchen, but prepare for a confrontation with your Bro.

You sneak across the hallway leading to the kitchen. Argh it appears your Bro was just getting a snack and he has already seen you! You equip your trusty MACE that Jenn gave to you a while ago, you guess it's time to strife!

> Strife!!!! ! !!!

-Offensive
■Aggrieve
■Aggress
■Assail
■Assault

-Defensive
■Abjure
■Abstain
■Abscond

-Taunt
■Abuse
■Accuse

[ah2190]

> Joey: Bro's likely to use a Guardian Republic Tech, so Abjure!

[reflectiveRhino]

> Joey: Bro's likely to use a Guardian Republic Tech, so Abjure!

You were right this time you shoves a tiger in your face as an IRONIC OFFERING.

You abjur the hell out of that! Its not like you got enough stuffed tigers at your birthday, especially that big giant stuffed one!

[ah2190]

> Joey: Aggrieve!

[reflectiveRhino]

> Joey: Aggrieve!

You start to swing the mac round and round until you spin it so fast it zooms out the window but not before it snaps your bros paintbrush kind in half. You Bro gives you credit for doing that and decides to REWARD you with the omega. He says he didn't really want to play it anyway. He knows he will play it later though.

[ah2190]

> Joey: Acceed, and take the Omega. Your work here is done, but also just starting too.

[reflectiveRhino]

> Joey: Acceed, and take the Omega.

Ok you take the Omega from your Bro and thank him. He says it would happen anyway and walks of.Your work here is done, but also just starting too. THIS ISN'T FORESHADOWING.

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You walk back to your room and decide to inform your buddy that you got the Omega.

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- gregorianGolothagus [GG] began pestering reflectiveRhino [RR] at 09:46 --
[09:46] GG: Hey Theo
[09:47] GG: I managed to get the Omega from my Brother
[09:47] RR: Werren't you going to get one though?
[09:48] GG: Well I forgot to order it ';3
[09:48] GG: So I was just going to get it from my Bro
[09:49] RR: You always tell me to do these thing but then you forrget yourrself :/
[09:49] GG: Well at least I got the game, we should set up the connection already
[09:49] RR: Patience Joey we have plenty of time
[09:50] RR: Firrst of all do you have enough rroom forr thrree larrge objects?
[09:50] GG: I guess?
[09:50] RR: it doesn't rrelly materr though, I can make rroom forr them
[09:50] GG: Ok
[09:50] GG: O yeah i forgot my mace went flying out the window :/
[09:51] GG: Could you get it once we start
[09:51] RR: I guess I'll trry
[09:53] RR: We will have lots of time to get it
[09:54] RR: I have HOURRS beforre this weirrd countdown stops
[09:54] RR: You should have the same
[09:54] GG: Ok
[09:54] GG: I guess i'll just use book kind for now??
[09:54] RR: Yea just as a backup in case
[09:54] GG: Ok
[09:54] GG: Soo can we start now?
[09:55] RR: Yes lets
[09:55] GG: Yay! :3

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You both install the Omega and ow Theo can work as Joey's server! Yay!

[ah2190]

> Joey: Now you can Deploy

[reflectiveRhino]

> Theo: Now you can Deploy

Theo puts the Cruxtruder in the "Art" room, the Totem Lathe in Joey's room (After he expanded it), and he put the Alchemiter ontop the roof after making a ladder lead up to it.

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[02:09] GG: So now what?
[02:09] RR: Well I guess we can open the crruxtrruderr?
[02:09] GG: ???
[02:10] RR: That's the machine in the "Arrt" rroom
[02:10] GG: oh ok
[02:10] GG: should i go over there
[02:10] RR: Don't you want me to explain some things though?
[02:11] GG: Ok I will listen :3
[02:11] RR: Well you have to open the crruxtrruderr by putting a heavy object on it
[02:11] RR: and a kerrnel pops out
[02:11] RR: You can prrototype it with whateverr you want
[02:11] RR: I think it might have imporrtance laterr
[02:12] RR: Oh and you can brring back to life dead animals/people
[02:12] RR: Ok then you go get a crruxite dowel out of the crruxtrruderr
[02:12] RR: And you put it on the totem lathe
[02:13] RR: Then you take the prrepunched carrd (that I will give to you) and you put it in this slot
[02:13] RR: and it makes the totem into a shape
[02:13] RR: Yeah that's it so farr
[02:13] GG: Ok
[02:13] GG: Ill go to the cruxtruder now! :3

[ah2190]

> Theo: Activate Cruxtruder. We're doing it, man!

[reflectiveRhino]

> Theo: Activate Cruxtruder. We're doing it, man!

We are making this happen! You throw a large pile of tigers on the cruxtruder, it start the countdown at... 1:34 minutes!!!!!!!

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[02:51] GG: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[02:51] RR: ahh D:

[ah2190]

> Theo: Quick, prototype the Kernel with something... ANYTHING! But not a Tiger if you can help it.

> Joey: Quick, use the Totem Lathe, a dowel of Cruxite, and the pre-punched card of whatever it is that it's for to carve a totem!

> Music: Start playing SBURBan Countdown. The meteors... are already on their way.