GenetiJumble BETA

[OrangeAipom]

Choose a character:
ARADIA MEGIDO
TAVROS NITRAM
SOLLUX CAPTOR
KARKAT VANTAS
NEPETA LEIJON
KANAYA MARYAM
TEREZI PYROPE
EQUIUS ZAHHAK
GAMZEE MAKARA
ERIDAN AMPORA
FEFERI PEIXES

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The_Titanium and Menek are REALLY HELPFUL DUDES and they're awesome. This wouldn't stay a thing without them, practically.

[Naristar]

TEREZI PYROPE
EQUIUS ZAHHAK
GAMZEE MAKARA
ERIDAN AMPORA
one of those 4

[OrangeAipom]

one of those 4

Choose one.

[Naristar]

Gamzee

[Dalmationer]

Anger crabman.

[OrangeAipom]

Gamzee

So, like, I was riding this sweet wave on my surfboard, and then I saw a rainbow in the water.

AND THEN I WAS LIKE, WHOA, DUDE!

That's one beautiful fucking rainbow.

I MEAN, SHIT, THE SPECTRUM GLISTENS ALL ACROSS THE MOTHER FUCKING SEAFOAM.

Then I drowned.

COOL STORY, ISN'T IT BRO?

Don't sopor and surf, wrigglers.

I AM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. honk HONK!

Choose a character:
ARADIA MEGIDO
TAVROS NITRAM
SOLLUX CAPTOR
KARKAT VANTAS
NEPETA LEIJON
KANAYA MARYAM
TEREZI PYROPE
EQUIUS ZAHHAK
GAMZEE MAKARA
ERIDAN AMPORA
FEFERI PEIXES

[Naristar]

Equis

[OrangeAipom]

Equis

That's not an option.

Anger crabman.

Your name is Karkat Vantas, also known as Sadcrab. Your blood color is the unique #FF0000 and you have fins, wings, psychic powers, dayvision and smellovision.

However, your mutation has left you without horns, so you are effectively below the bottom of the Hierarchy.

Despite the expectations of society, you like to pretend that you are a God. You are currently patrolling the skies, seeking random bags of douche that piss you off.

What will you do?

Possible options:
Look [object]
Talk [object]
Go [direction]
Be Another Character

Things in brackets are optional. You can also use other commands! Use your imagination to figure out what they are.

[Mibbs]

look at gamzee

[SkyKat]

Look at a random bag of douche that piss you off.

Alternatively, be Aradia

[OrangeAipom]

Look at a random bag of douche that pisses you off.

Nothing here, really. Maybe you should start walking on land so you can find som--

look at gamzee

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT I DON'T

SOMEONE IS SINKING HIM BY THE LEGS UNDERWATER

WHY.

WHY?

HE WAS YOUR BEST YAOIFRENEMY WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING AAAAAAAAAAAAA OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

be Aradia

purple bl00d is the essence 0f nightmares 0_0

Aradia then decides you should mind your own fucking business so we must look at the character selection screen again. Too bad since we could have obtained useful exposition on her blood caste otherwise.

Choose a character:
ARADIA MEGIDO
TAVROS NITRAM
SOLLUX CAPTOR
KARKAT VANTAS
NEPETA LEIJON
KANAYA MARYAM
TEREZI PYROPE
EQUIUS ZAHHAK
GAMZEE MAKARA
ERIDAN AMPORA
FEFERI PEIXES

[Kitaruheart]

Nepeta?

[Mibbs]

be gamzee again

[OrangeAipom]

be gamzee again

You are still unconscious.

What do see in your dreams?

Nepeta?

NEPETA: :33 < myes?
NEPETA: :33 < would you like more tea, madame zahhak?
EQUIUS: D --> This is f001ishness
EQUIUS: D --> Cease this
NEPETA: :33 < no :PP
NEPETA: :33 < *ac pours a cup of tea for grumpy mcmetalboots*
EQUIUS: D --> You are pol100ting the waters of our aquatic hive
EQUIUS: D --> There is an airlocked room for a reason
NEPETA: :33 < aw come on
NEPETA: :33 < this is just a fun purrtend game we are having together
NEPETA: :33 < loosen up for once :PP
EQUIUS: D --> There is no 100sening up to be had
EQUIUS: D --> Your fantasy practices have real world consequences
EQUIUS: D --> Your apathy for the environment is part of what kills hundreds of glorious, innocent beasts every day
NEPETA: :33 < equiussss you are being such a musclebutt! :((
EQUIUS: D --> No I am not
NEPETA: :33 < yes
EQUIUS: D --> No
NEPETA: :33 < yes
EQUIUS: D --> No
NEPETA: :33 < yes
EQUIUS: D --> It is idiotic to continue this di%ussion
NEPETA: :33 < lol dick cushion
EQUIUS: D --> You are aware of this fact yet you persist
NEPETA: :33 < :UU
EQUIUS: D --> If you keep this up I am e%iting your life forever

You cannot be Equius since you are directly interacting with him.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Nepeta: Go to Equius. Offer condolences and tacklehugs. He cannot leave you. You won't let him.

[Kitaruheart]

Nepeta: TackleGlomp him

[Weather Report]

Nepeta: Offer him his birthday present. Happy B-Day, Madame Zahhak!

(it's her old penny collection)

[OrangeAipom]

Nepeta: TackleGlomp him

NEPETA: :33 < *pounces on equius* glub glub!
EQUIUS: D --> Nepeta, I
EQUIUS: D --> I wish I were STRONG enough to free myself from your grip

Nepeta: Offer him his birthday present.

NEPETA: :33 < happy wriggling day!
EQUIUS: D --> My birthday is next perigee
NEPETA: :33 < DD:

Nepeta: Go to Equius. Offer condolences. He cannot leave you. You won't let him.

NEPETA: :33 < *kittycat eyes* 8(( im sorry fur my lapse of bad ettikitty
NEPETA: :33 < will you ever furgive me?
EQUIUS: D --> Yes
NEPETA: :33 < paww yeah
EQUIUS: D --> On one condition

You are now Equius. You cannot control Nepeta's compliance because you are interacting with her.

[Mibbs]

the condition is that you must fetch him a smoothie

[Menek]

This adventure is beautiful

>Equius: Be PRETTY instead of STRONG

[OrangeAipom]

the condition is that you must fetch him a smoothie

NEPETA: :PP < *ac licks madame equius clean of sweat*
NEPETA: :33 < what is it?
EQUIUS: D -->
EQUIUS: D -->
EQUIUS: D -->

[Weather Report]

Equius: LIKE IT.

And through doing so disturb Nepeta on a psychological level.

[Kitaruheart]

Equius: ask her somefing

[SkyKat]

Equius: sweat like the sweaty demon you are

[OrangeAipom]

Equius: sweat like the sweaty demon you are

EQUIUS: D --> Oh
EQUIUS: D --> Oh my
NEPETA: :33 < equius did you change your mind?

Equius: LIKE IT.

EQUIUS: D --> Yes
EQUIUS: D --> Yes
EQUIUS: D --> Yesyesyesyesyes

And through doing so disturb Nepeta on a psychological level.

Why would it disturb her? She knows what she's doing.

Your relationship with Nepeta is atypical, to say the least. It's a redrom double reacharound.

You like having feelings jams with her, but lately there have been very few things to jam about. Nepeta, unsatisfied with a lack of conflict, proposed that the two of you date as matesprits, so that later the two of you would jam about what went wrong during the date.

:33 < n33dless to say i find these fun purrtend dates to be "D --> abso100tely arousing"

Equius: ask her somefing

EQUIUS: D --> But
EQUIUS: D --> Nepeta
EQUIUS: D --> I would like to press an inquiry
NEPETA: :33 < purrmission granted
EQUIUS: D --> Do you realize that you knocked the table over and spilled all the tea?
NEPETA: :33 < :33
EQUIUS: D --> What?
NEPETA: :33 < shh only erotic licking now
EQUIUS: D --->

Choose a character:
ARADIA MEGIDO
TAVROS NITRAM
SOLLUX CAPTOR
KARKAT VANTAS
NEPETA LEIJON
KANAYA MARYAM
TEREZI PYROPE
EQUIUS ZAHHAK
GAMZEE MAKARA
ERIDAN AMPORA
FEFERI PEIXES