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[Menek]

>Karkat: Drop the moves on someone, then whip out a CHEESY ROMANCE NOVEL.

[OrangeAipom]

The feathery asshole with fakey fake fake wings wonders who the hell you think you are barging into his hive and

KARKAT: HEY.
KARKAT: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TALK WITHOUT ACTUAL DIALOGUE? HUH?
??????: .moron spoiled glubbing you discomfort your accommodate to willing m'i
KARKAT: OH ALTERNIAN HELL FUCKING NO.
??????: .upset be to you for need no is there .upset be should who one the m'i
KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING??
??????: ,teach games video s'today lessons the to contrary .possessions s'troll a seize and search man a etiquette improper s'it
KARKAT: CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BACK
??????: .mind your up make ?want you do what
KARKAT: PLEASE SWITCH TO THAT QUIRKLESS MODE OF COMMUNICATION DEAR UNHOLY PANTHEON OF UNFATHOMABLE MONSTROSITIES

Well, since you asked so nicely, he will.

GOOD FUCKING GRIEF AS TROLL CHARLIE BROWN WOULD SAY.

[Kaynato]

OKAY NOW ACTUALLY DO IT

[OrangeAipom]

OKAY NOW ACTUALLY DO IT

Do what?

[Kaynato]

Talk, in your nonquirk form.

[OrangeAipom]

Talk, in your nonquirk form.

Who does?

[Mibbs]

Who does?

gamzee

[Kaynato]

Yeah, "??????."

[OrangeAipom]

gamzee

I am reporting you for suggesting Gamzee all the time. It really isn't funny and I shouldn't have let you get away with it after the first few times.

[Drillgorg]

Maybe you could like, ignore it. Seems like a pretty minor thing.

[Menek]

>Gamzee: Gamzee a Gamzee while Gamzeeing a gamzy Gamzee, but not before Zeegaming a Zamgee while Gezmeaing an Amzege.

[OrangeAipom]

Maybe you could like, ignore it. Seems like a pretty minor thing.

well it was worth a shot

[Zael]

>??????: Switch to your nonquirk form already.

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Also this is the best adventure.

[OrangeAipom]

changed dick session to dick cushion because the phrase sounds more similar to discussion

just letting you guys know.

[Weather Report]

??????: DON'T stop talking quirkily; take Karkat to the baseball diamond.

[OrangeAipom]

??????: DON'T stop talking quirkily; take Karkat to the baseball diamond.

??????: ???is diamond baseball a fuck the what wonders
KARKAT: YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
KARKAT: TRY THAT SHIT AGAIN AND I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE HYMEN.

Fine, fine. You'll speak in the narration.

KARKAT: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

He doesn't know.

KARKAT: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW‽‽‽

Ugaise Sukazs

It's Guanxi Ulovek.

KARKAT: WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY. STOP TRYING TO BRAIN MY BRAIN.
KARKAT: WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

He ate Robbyn Pudd'n, his kismesis, well, ex-kismesis, because he was dying of a horrible but noncontagious disease called

KARKAT: LOOK I DON'T NEED YOUR SOB STORY. I'VE GOT ONE OF MY OWN.
KARKAT: WHERE DO TROLL GRUBS COME FROM?

The mother grub, of course. --these stupid questions?

KARKAT: FUCK YOU DON'T GET TO ASK THE QUESTIONS FUCK FUCK FUCK
KARKAT: YOU ARE REALLY OUT OF IT TODAY.
KARKAT: I MEAN I'M REALLY OUT OF IT TODAY GOD FUCKING THE EMPRESS WITH A POGO-STICK DAMMIT
KARKAT: WHERE WERE YOU 3:33 PM ON THE THIRTY THIRD NIGHT OF THE THIRD DARK SEASON'S EQUINOX?

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Guanxi Ulovek: Take Karkat by the arm and fly off to help Feferi with her special arts and crafts project; your intended goal from the start.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Guanxi: Smite this abomination.
(Just so you know, Guan Xi is the phonetic typing of Douche translated into Chinese, Ulovek is one of the translations of Bag into Czech)

[Menek]

make out already

i saw u blush karkat now kiss that smexy stud

[OrangeAipom]

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(Just so you know, Guan Xi is the phonetic typing of Douche translated into Chinese, Ulovek is one of the translations of Bag into Czech)

you are a beautiful person

never stop

You mean thirty three minutes ago?

KARKAT: NO SHIT LEGISLACERATOR SHERLOCK.

He was applying his make up. He only got to finish the mascara on his right-left eye. (For those of you watching at home, that's the one colored purple.)

KARKAT: SO YOU WEREN'T DROWNING AN INDIGO MAN?

No. He can't even swim.

KARKAT: REALLY‽‽
KARKAT: WELL THERE'S AN EASY WAY TO PROVE IT.

Guanxi Ulovek: Take Karkat by the arm and fly off to help Feferi with her special arts and crafts project; your intended goal from the start.

You are now Feferi. By virtue of that, you are also Peixes.

Should you examine the yellow room or the blue room?

[Kaynato]

The yellow room.

Happy first; then let us top off our comedy with a bittersweet tragedy.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

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you are a beautiful person

never stop

You will find that as far as Translating words from English into bullshit languages over Google Translate in order to create meaningful Troll names goes, I simply but one of many.
You will also find that as far as Stealth Humor goes, I am the Comedy Ninja. Bow down before your new king, bitch.

>To the GreenYellow Room!

[Menek]

No buttmunch twins is only for a Sollux.

Fuck this I'm out.

[SkyKat]

>examine blue room

Also, you sir are awesome. You are made of pure freaking awesomeness. Congratulation. Forever.

[OrangeAipom]

No buttmunch twins is only for a Sollux.

Fuck this I'm out.

You will get to be Sollux soon. Be patient.