GenetiJumble BETA

[OrangeAipom]

the adorabubble cat-eared troll in the bottom right corner!!

They all have normal troll/elf ears. (Except the one with face fins. They don't have ears. Dolphins don't have outer ears, so neither do sea-trolls in my headcanon. This probably makes little sense considering the xenobiology, but it's

it's less to draw!)

But I'll get started on the update. The orange and yellow one, right?

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I would like to add to the Troll Queue the cool Kanaya with red/blue eyes for after this cool Nepeta customer.

[OrangeAipom]

I would like to add to the Troll Queue the cool Kanaya with red/blue eyes for after this cool Nepeta customer.

How did you know she was related to Kanaya? They don't look anything like each other!

[Weather Report]

How did you know she was related to Kanaya? They don't look anything like each other!

Well that done shut ME up I tell ya WHUT

[OrangeAipom]

Well that done shut ME up I tell ya WHUT

Oh. Well, their fangs are kind of similar now that I think about it. And the creases under their eyes. And eyebrows. And short eyelashes. You've got me.

[OrangeAipom]

Your name is KARPET AMBYRA.

You are the outlandish spawn of KARKAT VANTAS and NEPETA LEIJON.

Before you raise your arms and say "NOPE I CAN'T SHIP THAT *OLLIES OUTIE*" I will inform you that troll reproductive cycles do not work that way naturally. No body parts were touched in the making of this lovely, responsible young woman.

Your friends, siblings, hivemates, dogtroll lususpet, whatever outsiders wish to call them, consider you a bit of a "scaredy-cat," but you know that's not true. Your day-to-day survival comes from an unbeatable willpower, standing up despite living through a horrifically scarring past.

But you try to keep quiet about this. Nobody likes an angsty, overdramatic troll. But sometimes you fail to do just that.

Your Yodel! Name™ is approachableAngstivity and you don't like quirks

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I have to post this before I pass out in front of the computer.

Karpet Ambyra was created/designed by The Titanium. Introduction was also beta-read by The Titanium. Update art created by The Titanium.

[Mibbs]

elaborate on pa-no fuck that just go start some shit with those other 5 days youre chilling with

[petroliuus]

They all have normal troll/elf ears. (Except the one with face fins. They don't have ears. Dolphins don't have outer ears, so neither do sea-trolls in my headcanon. This probably makes little sense considering the xenobiology, but it's

it's less to draw!)

But I'll get started on the update. The orange and yellow one, right?

sorry, yeah i meant horned, nor haired, but ohmigosh!
Karpet is adorable!

...i demand she be shipped with the offspring of feferi and aradia. maybe

>Be angsty about your lusus.

[OrangeAipom]

...i demand she be shipped with the offspring of feferi and aradia. maybe

It's a bit early to be shipping them. o_o But, sure, I'll make sure that character exists.

[Weather Report]

I'm not sure how stable a suggestion this would be, but you need somebody with the genetics of a HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. For Pete's sake they bleed BLACK.

[OrangeAipom]

coughassassinscough

okay

[petroliuus]

It's a bit early to be shipping them. o_o But, sure, I'll make sure that character exists.

It's never too early to start shipping.
and thankyou!

[OrangeAipom]

It's never too early to start shipping.
and thankyou!

Is Aradia/Feferi a boy or a girl?

[petroliuus]

i had thought girl, but boy could work too... Boy!!

[OrangeAipom]

elaborate on pa-no fuck that just go start some shit with those other 5 days youre chilling with

You don't know how to chill with a day.

[Mibbs]

You don't know how to chill with a day.

well friggin learn!!
i also meant guys
also wheres your sign

[Menek]

>karpet: hassle kanaya-like troll with vision twofold

[OrangeAipom]

well friggin learn!!
i also meant guys
also wheres your sign

You don't have a sign because your blood isn't on the hemospectrum! Seriously, as unique as Karkat's blood is, there have been redbloods before him. Amber bloods weren't even thought to be biologically possible until you were born.

>karpet: hassle kanaya-like troll with vision twofold

KARPET: hi redfoo!
KARPET: how's that, uh, fashion contraption you've been building nowadays?

[The Titanium]

> redfoo: slap some sense into karpet

> karpet: accidentally angst in front of redfoo

> redfoo: arhghhh

[Mibbs]

redfoo: ITS BEEN FUCKIN SWEET

[OrangeAipom]

SOLYAM: What The Fuck Did You Just Call Me
SOLYAM: God (Damn, Bless) It Karpet
SOLYAM: We Have Been (Over, Under) This Before You (Stupid, Ingenious) Imbecile
SOLYAM: That (Is Not, Is) My Name Anymore
SOLYAM: My Name (Is, Is Not) (Solyam, Redfoo) (Kantor, Skyblu) And You (Will, Will Not) Address Me As Such
SOLYAM: I Am So (Sick Of, Eager For) Your Forgetful Bullshit
SOLYAM: You Know What
SOLYAM: (Fuck, Love) It
SOLYAM: Get The (Hell, Heaven) (Away From, Closer To) Me You Amber (Blooded, Eyed) Bastard



Your name is SOLYAM KANTOR.

You are pretty much the best fucking thing in this fanventure.

You are the hellspawn/offspring of KANAYA MARYAM and SOLLUX CAPTOR, in case the reader was too stupid to figure that out already. It would not be a surprise to you if they were since -- compared to you -- EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE IS PRETTY STUPID. You have an IQ of 222 and the ABILITY TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE which makes you that much smarter and your IQ that much higher. Fuck the police, YOU LEARN THINGS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE KNOWS THEY'RE THINGS.

Despite being a jadeblood, you are a powerful PSIONIC. Your VISION TWOFOLD allows you to see into the same universe in two different places which makes it a pretty goddamn useless power. Not-so-useless powers of yours are: making your eyes go WEEOOWEEOOO like you're a police car, dual-wielding chainsaws made of of psionic energy, and SHOOTING LASER BEAMS OUT OF YOUR EYES BECAUSE YOU ARE RELATED TO CYCLOPS®.

You have a PASSION FOR FASHION and a BONER FOR COMPUTERS, two traits you inherited from your ancestors/parents/whatever the fuck because everyone knows that behaviors are hereditary. Everyone thinks you're a LITTLE WEIRD in both these aspects because normal trolls don't give a shit about fashion or get turned on by computing devices. You are not a normal troll though so they can go suck on a bulge for all you care.

You have a strained relationship with your GENETIC DONOR #2, SOLLUX CAPTOR, ever since he decided naming you REDFOO SKYBLU as a grub was a good idea. The dick, you were bullied so much during GRUB SCHOOL for that. KANAYA is cool though. She's your partner in being ~fashionable~.

Your trolltag is cultivatedAmeliorator and You Are (Always, Rarely) Of Two Opinions On Any Matter

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Menek Made This Update And (She, He) Was Going To Post It Herself But (She, He) Has A (Cruel, Benevolent) Matriarch Mother Who Is Trying To Fatten (Her, Him) Up For The Purpose Of Feasting Upon (Her, Him)

She also designed and arted Solyam herself! Round of applause for Menek!

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Your name is SOLYAM KANTOR.

You are pretty much the best fucking thing in this fanventure.

FUCK YEAH THIS IS GREAT

> Solyam/Redfoo: (Hassle/Praise) this amber-blooded (bitch/kitty) further. How dare she (peck/massage) at that (wound/gift) like this?!

[Mibbs]

That troll really is the best troll.

Of course now everyone will have really high expectations for the other trolls, oh dear...

just wait till you see jerrks

Redfoo Skyblu: party rock is in the house tonight

[Menek]

i don't appreciate being kidnapped
:(

[petroliuus]

i appreciate you being kidnapped