GenetiJumble BETA

[Menek]

>troll chris hansen: be part of orangeaipom's acid trip
>erizee: glub like a fish and writhe on your recuperacoon

[OrangeAipom]

>troll chris hansen: be part of orangeaipom's acid trip
>erizee: glub like a fish and writhe on your recuperacoon

I feel like I need to stop trying to be Eridan since he's too pathetic to actually do anything.

[pikajens]

You need a towel.

And probably some milk too.

[The Titanium]

> be eridan's lusus
is he just as pathetic as his squalid charge?

[Weather Report]

Take Eridan out of his comfort zone then! That way he does something exciting. Have him be in Sollux's hive or something.

[OrangeAipom]

> be eridan's lusus
is he just as pathetic as his squalid charge?

Your lusus is DEAAAAAAD.

[The Idea Master]

Eridan: be troll!batman

[OrangeAipom]

Eridan: be troll!batman

But Karkat is already Batman! His arms are bat wings, omg.

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Updated this post. The green screen is fucking up right now, but I'll get it fixed at some point.

[The Titanium]

> be emo troll robin that sucks at everything then

[OrangeAipom]

erizee

gothicAttire [ga] began trolling cardiacArrest [CA]
ga: Hey lewzer
CA: leavve me alone
ga: :'(
ga: But daAaAaAad
CA: i still don't understand wwhat a dad is and i dont care
ga: Phuck mai life
CA: get an acceptable typin quirk
CA: then wwe'll talk
ga: d00d wtf
cardiacArrest [CA] logged off

[The Titanium]

gothicAttire [ga] began trolling cardiacArrest [CA]
ga: Hey lewzer
CA: leavve me alone
ga: :'(
ga: But daAaAaAad
CA: i still don't understand wwhat a dad is and i dont care
ga: Phuck mai life
CA: get an acceptable typin quirk
CA: then wwe'll talk
ga: d00d wtf
cardiacArrest [CA] logged off

that quirk
i can't

[Weather Report]

> trol eridan: get ready for work. your job is to build houses with illegal immigrants

[OrangeAipom]

> trol eridan: get ready for work. your job is to build houses with illegal immigrants

please provide reasoning behind why eridan would do this.

i really don't know and don't want to do too much thinking.

[Weather Report]

please provide reasoning behind why eridan would do this.

i really don't know and don't want to do too much thinking.

because he has to work to get his food. they throw some fish to the workers when they see them doing a great job out there hammering the nails.

[OrangeAipom]

because he has to work to get his food. they throw some fish to the workers when they see them doing a great job out there hammering the nails.

But he already fishes for food himself because he doesn't like socializing with people to get what he needs. People suck. All they do is break your collapsing and expanding bladder based aerobic vascular system.

Anyway, trolls hire humans to do grunt work because humans are subtroll. Instead of throwing fish, they toss corn and corn-based food products.

[Weather Report]

But he already fishes for food himself because he doesn't like socializing with people to get what he needs. People suck. All they do is break your collapsing and expanding bladder based aerobic vascular system.

Anyway, trolls hire humans to do grunt work because humans are subtroll. Instead of throwing fish, they toss corn and corn-based food products.

okay well then he's working for the mafia. the mafia wants his money, but he's not got money. so they make him build mob houses with other poor trols and illegal immigrants so that they dont get shot to death. thats my story and im sticking by it. eridan owes the mob his BODY.

[OrangeAipom]

okay well then he's working for the mafia. the mafia wants his money, but he's not got money. so they make him build mob houses with other poor trols and illegal immigrants so that they dont get shot to death. thats my story and im sticking by it. eridan owes the mob his BODY.

There's also carpenter drones that can build building things much faster and cheaper.

Where would the illegal immigrants come from?

[Weather Report]

There's also carpenter drones that can build building things much faster and cheaper.

Where would the illegal immigrants come from?

the humans came from earth yes? then the illigal immigrants are the trolls and troll-humans like sollux who came from earth without a spacepassport. also the higher-ups get to make fun of them and kick them and stuff, along with throwing corn at them.

[harmoniousExtremes]

Honestly, it doesn't make sense. I don't know why you're trying to shoehorn this into existence. It's not even a thing.

Oh, also, Hi oA. I saw your link and just sorta... reached over, and...

[OrangeAipom]

the humans came from earth yes? then the illigal immigrants are the trolls and troll-humans like sollux who came from earth without a spacepassport. also the higher-ups get to make fun of them and kick them and stuff, along with throwing corn at them.

What makes you think Sollux is part human? I think I'll just switch to him next time I update.

Honestly, it doesn't make sense. I don't know why you're trying to shoehorn this into existence. It's not even a thing.

Oh, also, Hi oA. I saw your link and just sorta... reached over, and...

I really want to use it, but I can't figure out how it fits in with all these things I have planned.

[harmoniousExtremes]

Oh, well then, it makes more sense that the other person keeps pushing.

Hmm.... Personally, I'd say when in doubt, Karkat did it. I don't know.

[petroliuus]

Eridan is confusing.
Be Nepeta instead?

[Weather Report]

I both apologize for the shit I kept pushing earlier (really, if it was annoying, I am sorry. I didn't mean for it to get so irritating), and vote YEA on a switch of perspectives. Also I usually post with capital letters and contractions as opposed to the idiot-posts I made, if there was any confusion.

[OrangeAipom]

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(really, if it was annoying, I am sorry. I didn't mean for it to get so irritating)

I didn't find it too annoying. It gave me an excuse to exposit on certain things without actually saying anything that could be mirrored.

Which character do you want to be? Choose one of the six in the picture.

[petroliuus]

the adorabubble cat-eared troll in the bottom right corner!!