Divine Beings

[King of Clubs]

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So this is my second adventure besides No Way Back. I'm starting this because I am currently not motivated to continue No Way Back, but that doesn't mean that my first adventure is abandoned. The updates will just be a bit less frequent. I also feel obligated to inform you another time that there will probably be some mistakes in my texts since I am not a native English speaker.

> Galaxy: Retrieve planets from universe.





You've already got plenty of them, poopbrain! Like this remarkable specimen, where our story is set.

> Protagonist: Attempt to exist.



You are a god, created by the belief of a desperate mortal and destined to manipulate the force that holds the world together in its inmost folds.
Unfortunately you cannot exist yet because you still have to choose a name and a color.

[Solaris]

Taggark, #990072

[Shrump]

Salshian, Royal Purple

[King of Clubs]

> Enter Name.



You are Taggark, a lesser god who is about to introduce himself to his first and so far only believer. What do you want to tell him?

[Solaris]

MERE MORTAL
I AM
YOUR GOD, TAGGARK

IF YOU WISH FOR ME TO AID YOU IN LIFE, YOU MUST GO OUT AND SPREAD WORD OF MY POWER
HERE IS MY BLESSING

*poof up some sort of animal no one has seen before that is loyal to your one follower*

[aattss]

You have come to help him in his time of need.

[King of Clubs]

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TAGGARK: Mere mortal, I am your god, TAGGARK. I have come to help you in your time of need, but in return you must go out and spread word of my power. Here is my blessing.

You try to conjure an exotic kind of animal, but nothing happens. It seems you have to do something before you achieve the ability to perform such miracles.

The man begins to talk. You can hear his words, but they don't make any sense in your nonexistent head. However you are able to feel his emotions and his wishes. He feels confused and seems to be a bit tense. You also sense a wish for fire. He probably wants you to ignite the pile of wood.

[Airedar]

> Ignite the CRAP OUTTA IT.

[Naristar]

second it!

[Bonzo]

Initiate an impressive Divine Conflagration

[Kíeros]

Ahem.

> LIGHT IT ON FIRE!

[WateryHell]

>Kill the wood, WITH FIRE!

[Kocel232]

>Ignite the bed.

[King of Clubs]

> Ignite the CRAP OUTTA IT.



You concentrate your willpower on the pile of wood and fill your mind with the desire to ignite said wood. You feel the flow of energy around you and make yourself ready to manipulate this energy. You become one with the world and...



...absolutely nothing happens. That was a bit pointl- oh!



You are pretty sure that you are not responsible for the fire, but you don't look a gift horse in the mou-



???: Greetings, lesser one. May I have a moment of your time?

[chimericWilder]

Yeah sure.

[Kíeros]

> Act condescendingly towards him for insinuating that you are a "lesser one".

[Naristar]

Could you set him on fire?

[Dar'Joras]

Flip the fuck out and bounce around as if you were a rubber ball!

[King of Clubs]

> Bounce like a rubber ball and set him on fire.



N-no! That would be a terrible way to introduce yourself to a visitor and you are pretty sure that you cannot set him on fire. Of course he does deserve being conflagrated for calling you "lesser one". And bouncing like a rubber ball sounds like fun, so you decide at least to twitch a little to humor yourself.



TAGGARK: I should punish you for calling a mighty god like TAGGARK "lesser one". However I am in a good mood so I will share some of my precious time with you.

???: I thank you for your generosity and assure you that you will not regret this conversation. I have come with two gifts, but I could tell you first who I am und why I am here. Just for the case that you wish to waste your time with such frivolities. It's up to you to decide.

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The more I read my own adventures the more I have the feeling that all my characters are hateflirting with each other.

[Kíeros]

> Nope. Just give your offerings to me and be off.

[aattss]

>Very well, then.

[brainfree]

> piss off ta bloody wanker!

[Wessolf27]

>Reluctantly get your offerings

[Andorxor]

>Yeah,Exposition

[King of Clubs]

> Get your offerings.



TAGGARK: You are right, I really don't want to waste my time on your pointless exposition. But you are allowed to give me your offerings, even though I don't need them.

???: As you wish, Taggark. You already received my first gift, the fire. You will also soon notice an immense albeit temporary increase in energy that will allow you to perform new miracles. This is my second gift.
I deplore that you do not have the patience for a longer conversation and I hope that you will change your mind until we meet again. Farewell, lesser one.