]-[][> Acwin [S]

[GiovanH]

After an understandably difficult day out at work, you come back home and sit down at your PORTABLE HOME COMPUTING SOLUTION.



You stare at its black screen for a few hours before remembering that it won't turn itself on without you doing something.

What will you do?

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I have fanart?!

Snuffysam:

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[shores79]

> Dance like a monkey and drink from your toilet using your spine as a ladel

[GiovanH]

> Dance like a monkey and drink from your toilet using your spine as a ladel

A... monkey...?
You're not quite sure what that is, and you're not willing to risk removing your spine to find out. It's important for your JOB.

[shores79]

A... monkey...?
You're not quite sure what that is, and you're not willing to risk removing your spine to find out. It's important for your JOB.

> A monkey is this thing that eats bananas, flings poo, and swings on vines. Go catch one and use it's spine for toilet-bowl ladeling

[GiovanH]

> A monkey is this thing that eats bananas, flings poo, and swings on vines. Go catch one and use it's spine for toilet-bowl ladeling

You have no idea what this creature is, but you consider looking it up on your computer. You laugh slightly to yourself at the notion that you could go outside and catch one. It's still not doing much to boot itself up.

[PersonPerson]

Push a button. Any button.

[GiovanH]

You push the K button.

Your keyboard looks like crap. No supprise there, all Acwin keyboards look like crap. The keys get stuck, the keys are flat you can hardly press them down without popping them off the keyboard, and to make matters worse, they're all lined up like little squares. Look at that wasted space. That's not how hands work, idiots!

You stop ranting at what must be the most idiotic company in existence.

Unsurprisingly, pressing the K key on a shut down computer didn't do anything. You consider using the ON button.

[PersonPerson]

Use it then.

[GiovanH]

Use it then.

You use it in the manner which is so obvious that you can't imagine wasting time drawing this action or even clarifying it.

Your computer begins to boot up.

[PersonPerson]

Computer:Finish booting up

[GiovanH]

Computer:Finish booting up

GiovanH: Finish drawing pages

[GiovanH]

Computer: Finish booting up

Finally.

Enter a username and password:

[Jacquerel]

Steve
pasSword1

[PersonPerson]

I'm hoping this character already has a username and password set cause I can't think of anything.
Enter username and password.
If it's not set: Username:be something vulgar and childish
Password:••••••••••••

[shores79]

==> Your username is Buttstink McDiaperrash and your password is Insert♥Random♦Key-mashing♠Here☺

[GiovanH]

==> Your username is Buttstink McDiaperrash and your password is Insert♥Random♦Key-mashing♥♦☺♠Here☺

This isn't as impossible as you might think, as your EXTREMELY USELESS keyboard seems to have a few strange characters on it that could be used in a password.

Quite odd. But that's not your password.


You go ahead and log in with your actual ID. In theory, there could be more user accounts, but you don't know of them.

[PersonPerson]

Finish drawing the desktop.

[GiovanH]

Finish drawing the desktop.Press the "Login" button

Your desktop loads itself quite promptly.

[PersonPerson]

Double-Click on any random icon.

[GiovanH]

Double-Click on any random icon.

You'll need to be a bit more specific.

[Kíeros]

> X52.~ATH

[PersonPerson]

FFFFFF-ine. Open your documents.

[GiovanH]

>X52.~ath

...Wait...

Whoops! You put a .~Ath program on your desktop!
You laugh at your foolish mistake and open Documents.

All files must be sorted into the proper alphabetical folder based on their first letter, regardless of their file type. This is obviously not the most efficient system, but no Acwin program will run without it.

[Kíeros]

> Scroll down to file 'X' and open it.

[GiovanH]

You scroll down.


You open the X folder. You don't currently have any other X Files, so the folder is empty.

Oh look, your computer has finally finished booting up. Your computer is so unbelievably crummy that even your desktop icons take time to load. When you toggle back to the desktop, the view should refresh automatically.

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no i didn't forget to include icons in the first image what are you talking utter nonsense i say