So who happens to be quite lacking in trousers right now?

[pirrou]

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As it says on the tin, if you have found yourself in a state of pantslessness, this is the thread for you. Deliberate removal of pants for the sole purpose of thread participation shall not be discouraged or looked down upon. Should this be your second stop after the alcohol thread, we welcome you. Present reasons for lack of pants, wild anti-pants campaigning, and pleas for pants-finding advice are only a few of many suggested discussion topics pertaining to everyone's favorite bifurcated garment, and the absence thereof.

[kholhaus]

I am at home because school is a waste of time because nobody's there.

So I'm wearing my fluffeh-est bathrobe and no pants.

fluffy~

[kraine]

Can I just express how much I like this thread? It's a really great thread. Nobody should ever be denied the opportunity to not have pants on.

[Drillgorg]

I'm wearing my skinny jeans today so I'm going to relish changing them for some more comfortable pajama pants.

[Karp]

If I am wearing pants, but not on my legs, does that count?

[MythicalWashrag]

Pants are the enemy.

[kraine]

I mean why do you think people wore togas and robes and linens and loincloths for thousands of years? MAXIMUM COMFORT. Without pants, you have freedom.

[Stroodlemuffin]

didn't know the meaning of pants so I looked up the urban dictionary definition of pants:

1. pants 927 up, 301 down

rubbish, no good, bag of shite
you are pants

link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pants

[Hatman Hatmyth Hatlegend]

I just got up. Waiting for my sideline pay to kick in so I can start doing something of my day.

[MythicalWashrag]

I mean why do you think people wore togas and robes and linens and loincloths for thousands of years? MAXIMUM COMFORT. Without pants, you have freedom.

Valid point.

We need to bring togas back.

[kholhaus]

Stupid society and social taboos

[Gilo000]

What are pants and what do I do with them

[Zaprika]

Pants are these adorable thing-a-ma-bobs and you put them on your head.

[AnatidaeCollector]

Trousers? Yes. Pants? No. 8P

[Emeraldis]

Does it count if you were pants-less twenty minutes ago? I had to put some on before I raided the kitchen because decency.

Also, togas are the best (but not for running in)!

[ravengurl11]

It's weekend, weekends are pant-less by rule of something Ijustmadeup.
Also, so are: nights, hot days, days when you're alone, days when there are only a few people around, days when it just doesn't matter and F it.
Just never wear pants.

[C.J.C.]

I am sick and in bed. Do pajamas count as pants?

[kraine]

If they are pajama pants, yes. Anything shaped like pants are pants.

Actually, by my definition, anything that covers your legs are pants. 0_0 At least in the spirit of this thread.

[C.J.C.]

Oh. Then now comes the awkward question: Do I take my pants off for this thread? And please, don't spout a immature comment about this. Do I need pants- OR -do pants need ME? I. Feel. Enlightened.

[kraine]

It's morally wrong to post in this thread if you have pants on.

Pants only exist because we create them - without us, they are nothing. Without them, we are totally fine.

[Emeraldis]

Underwear doesn't count as pants, right? Some types of underclothes do cover the legs.

[Karhs12]

Though I may be wearing pants now, I am pantsless in spirit.
I don't know what the fuck that means either.

[kraine]

Underwear doesn't count as pants, right? Some types of underclothes do cover the legs.

Good point. I don't think undawears count as pants. For those who believe that, there should be a "who's butt naked?" thread. Haha.

[kholhaus]

you guyssssss

i am trapped

I am pantstuck

help meeeee ;-;

[kraine]

Khol, are you asking us to take your pants off?