Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
Re: The Spades Slick Recuperation Intermission (SSRI)
Holly, I've made a checkered flag for you. Wield it with pride:
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler Facepalm Compendium
Sigquotes
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
Re: The Spades Slick Recuperation Intermission (SSRI)
It's funny seeing people just waking up now, because where I am it's noon.
Although I did sleep until 11:40 yesterday so maybe I shouldn't say anything.
Your chumhandle is indigoFirebird and you're too lazy to use proper punctuation really
I'm lost. Did future dream Rose just merge with past Rose to make her go to sleep/wake up?
Originally Posted by Varinn
the only elements i give a shit about is that rose is as swift as a coursing river, john has all the force of a great typhoon, dave has all the strength of a raging fire, and jade is mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
I think John is kinda like Captain Carrot from Discuworldo. He believes that there is good in everyone so strongly, they all wanna prove him right.
And they feel so bad for disappointing him, they strive not to do it.
FINALLY a proper example of auspistism:
Originally Posted by SnakeInABox
OH GOD PLEASE BE A PSYCHE I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF WITHOUT HOMESTUCK
It is akin to taking a needle full of melted pop rocks, skittles, and things that only make sense in context and squirting them directly into the left side of your brain.
Originally Posted by NullEntropy
I think Kanaya would be a good Samus for some reason. Or Jade.
Yep, looks like things are back to normal in the MSPA Discussion Thread.
Earlier when she looked through the window it was the flag of Finland. I don't think it means much.
The Condesce has fins.
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Heza
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Skywarp
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
I think Bro's symbol should be a star.
star heart horseshoe 4 LYFE
horseshoe
This sounds kinda very plausible as Bro's symbol, actually.
I hope Hussie puts it open-end up. Horseshoes facing down don't collect good luck and in fact spill it out.
I may or may not have been ninja'd, but in some cultures an open end up horseshoe is bad luck because it becomes a seat for an evil sprite to sit in. :'D
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by xebec
Originally Posted by The Ghost of Starscream
The thing that's still bugging me is why the "homestuck" caption that appeared next to the sun stayed there as the camera panned away, as if it were part of the environment itself.
i was really weirded out by that too!
so weirded out that i was thinking about it even as jane blew up! like, "gee, this is weird, is homestuck actually branded into the sky here or something? is jane going to comment on it? oh wait no she can't. she has exploded. ok..."
okay now what the hell is going on in here??
Seriously. I've only read the last page and
what
8I
This is sort of a weird way to start the morning.
What are you talking about Holly porn is the perfect way to start the morning
This... Needed a comma after Holly.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
So this Dante thing. Really there's only one way to sum it up.
Originally Posted by Crav
Not to change the subject, but the last few days I've been reading through Homestuck again and...
All I can think of is how glad I am I signed up on these forums when I did.
Might sound strange coming from a guy with only a few hundred posts, but I lurk a lot.
For every joke, and funny panel hussie put up, I can remember like 3 injokes spawned by the community. Or see all the direct responces he did because of stuff just random memes that were coming up in conversations at the time.
For every plot twist, I can remember 10 crack theories that were insane and the occational one that got it right in the most awesome way. The hilarious freak out reactions.
And it occurs to me that it just makes the whole thing that much more amazing.
Thanks guys. Keep being amazing.
Originally Posted by killerlamb
(I've been smacking myself in the boob for the past 10 minutes from different angles, seeing where it hurts and where it doesn't)
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I'm going to be on my death bed and you will visit me and you will softly whisper in my ear "Takei Oh My goes here".
And I will die of laughter.
"Here lies Arms, who died when a teenage girl reminded her that she pretended to hit on George Takei once."
fire is EXTREMEEEEE-ly hot. Just so EXTREMEEEEE-ly physically attractive,, X3.....
Also Fish are zakarias and wheezee????? WHAT AM I LOKI AT!! (?)
I can't parse any of this
Where am I
What's going on
Originally Posted by BlackholePA
You know, the face is probably the most singularly expressive emoticon that I have ever come across. Its usage can be immensely varied and yet it always manages to carry a point across perfectly.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic. I'm terribly sorry.
The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Originally Posted by bibliomaniac
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.
Society almost collapsed as a result.
Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.
He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.
I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.
Originally Posted by Sizik
It sounds like she has a British accent.
Wait...
British...
Lord British...
Lord English...
OH MY GOD
UU IS MS. PAINT!
Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Originally Posted by LMLYP
Originally Posted by Efesell
Originally Posted by LMLYP
this is the most terrifying part of the update
GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.
Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le
This is just kind of silly.
are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".
your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.
if UU is LE,
the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'
Originally Posted by ceilingotaku
Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.
If this isn't canon I don't know what is.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by Rikushadow5
Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?
Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
Re: The Spades Slick Recuperation Intermission (SSRI)
Originally Posted by indigoFirebird
It's funny seeing people just waking up now, because where I am it's noon.
Although I did sleep until 11:40 yesterday so maybe I shouldn't say anything.
It's getting evening where I am, so it's even more funny for me.
Damn, this secret project I'm doing is taking long. I'm planning to post it by my 10.000th post, which according to my calculations should be somewhere end of July, beginning of August 2013 (I have 5150 posts at this point, but I have already been going for 3 months or so)
Theories
Liv Tyler's whole journey will be shown in a flash called [S] Terry: Fast forward to Liv while a fast version of "How Do I" plays. Semi-confirmed.
While Caliborn is talking to this person at the other side of the terminal, this person at one point says: “Hey. Caliborn. Don’t turn your back on the body.”
Caliborn turns around and notices Gamzee’s body is gone.
honk
And so it begins again. Semi-confirmed.
GCat just teleported Roxy to the Condesce.Confirmed
Calliope and uu are living on B2 Earth, or maybe a doomed timeline version of it where the Red Miles didn't reach it (yet).
uu will write the LE code to make himself immortal.
A Frog Temple for Calliope and uu is somewhere in the Trolls' meteor somehow.
Gamzee went into hiding so he could protect the corpses of the Trolls of being destroyed so he could prototype them in B2.
GCat is Calliope's jUjU, in case the Cherubs are living on B2 Earth, late into the future. It would make a bit of sense, since First Guardians have Lime coloured features (teleportation powers, tongue, etc.) which Calliope has as blood colour. Also, Calliope is a Hero of Space and Heroes of Space usually have connections to their First Guardian.
B2 Earth is not going to get destroyed by the Red Miles since the Condesce, GCat, Lil Cal and Lil Seb are still there.
Dad will find Jane's body on Derse and a callback is made to Grandpa Harley finding Dream Jane's body. Not knowing how to escape, Dad panics. But then, B2 Jade comes flying along on a ship and offers him a ride and he gets shipped somewhere. Perhaps shipped with someone else. Perhaps he gets shipped with B2 Rose.
Re: The Spades Slick Recuperation Intermission (SSRI)
Originally Posted by indigoFirebird
It's funny seeing people just waking up now, because where I am it's noon.
Although I did sleep until 11:40 yesterday so maybe I shouldn't say anything.
Silly people in other time zones, thinking it's a different time of day when it says right here on my clock it's not.
Re: The Spades Slick Recuperation Intermission (SSRI)
The supetukuhalum bar keeps creeping ever higher.
Holy spectacular spectacle, Batman Holly.
Edit: when trying to figure out where I got Supetukuhalum (I think it's like from Populus or sumfin) I discovered that I am the first and only result on google for the term.
I'm lost. Did future dream Rose just merge with past Rose to make her go to sleep/wake up?
Originally Posted by Varinn
the only elements i give a shit about is that rose is as swift as a coursing river, john has all the force of a great typhoon, dave has all the strength of a raging fire, and jade is mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
I think John is kinda like Captain Carrot from Discuworldo. He believes that there is good in everyone so strongly, they all wanna prove him right.
And they feel so bad for disappointing him, they strive not to do it.
FINALLY a proper example of auspistism:
Originally Posted by SnakeInABox
OH GOD PLEASE BE A PSYCHE I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF WITHOUT HOMESTUCK
It is akin to taking a needle full of melted pop rocks, skittles, and things that only make sense in context and squirting them directly into the left side of your brain.
Originally Posted by NullEntropy
I think Kanaya would be a good Samus for some reason. Or Jade.
Yep, looks like things are back to normal in the MSPA Discussion Thread.
Earlier when she looked through the window it was the flag of Finland. I don't think it means much.
The Condesce has fins.
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Heza
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Skywarp
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
I think Bro's symbol should be a star.
star heart horseshoe 4 LYFE
horseshoe
This sounds kinda very plausible as Bro's symbol, actually.
I hope Hussie puts it open-end up. Horseshoes facing down don't collect good luck and in fact spill it out.
I may or may not have been ninja'd, but in some cultures an open end up horseshoe is bad luck because it becomes a seat for an evil sprite to sit in. :'D
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by xebec
Originally Posted by The Ghost of Starscream
The thing that's still bugging me is why the "homestuck" caption that appeared next to the sun stayed there as the camera panned away, as if it were part of the environment itself.
i was really weirded out by that too!
so weirded out that i was thinking about it even as jane blew up! like, "gee, this is weird, is homestuck actually branded into the sky here or something? is jane going to comment on it? oh wait no she can't. she has exploded. ok..."
okay now what the hell is going on in here??
Seriously. I've only read the last page and
what
8I
This is sort of a weird way to start the morning.
What are you talking about Holly porn is the perfect way to start the morning
This... Needed a comma after Holly.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
So this Dante thing. Really there's only one way to sum it up.
Originally Posted by Crav
Not to change the subject, but the last few days I've been reading through Homestuck again and...
All I can think of is how glad I am I signed up on these forums when I did.
Might sound strange coming from a guy with only a few hundred posts, but I lurk a lot.
For every joke, and funny panel hussie put up, I can remember like 3 injokes spawned by the community. Or see all the direct responces he did because of stuff just random memes that were coming up in conversations at the time.
For every plot twist, I can remember 10 crack theories that were insane and the occational one that got it right in the most awesome way. The hilarious freak out reactions.
And it occurs to me that it just makes the whole thing that much more amazing.
Thanks guys. Keep being amazing.
Originally Posted by killerlamb
(I've been smacking myself in the boob for the past 10 minutes from different angles, seeing where it hurts and where it doesn't)
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I'm going to be on my death bed and you will visit me and you will softly whisper in my ear "Takei Oh My goes here".
And I will die of laughter.
"Here lies Arms, who died when a teenage girl reminded her that she pretended to hit on George Takei once."
fire is EXTREMEEEEE-ly hot. Just so EXTREMEEEEE-ly physically attractive,, X3.....
Also Fish are zakarias and wheezee????? WHAT AM I LOKI AT!! (?)
I can't parse any of this
Where am I
What's going on
Originally Posted by BlackholePA
You know, the face is probably the most singularly expressive emoticon that I have ever come across. Its usage can be immensely varied and yet it always manages to carry a point across perfectly.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic. I'm terribly sorry.
Re: The Spades Slick Recuperation Intermission (SSRI)
Originally Posted by Holly
ohmygod it is adorable
how is that even possible
I made it with love. Literally. I've pound the hearts of thousand of leprechauns to craft that flag.
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler Facepalm Compendium
Sigquotes
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
Re: The Spades Slick Recuperation Intermission (SSRI)
Originally Posted by Holly
I have reverted back to my buttslapping buttsspider Dante avatar It was too glorious to be without anymore.
I completely forgot you had this. And how it made me laugh every time I looked at it.
EDIT:
Originally Posted by Gambligance
Be carful what you wish for!
Click below for Dancin' Lil' Seb, The WV Folder and other stuff. VV Do it. VV
VV Dream Bubble Speculation VV
20:45 recalcitrantIre: ok heres my crack theory
20:45 recalcitrantIre: dreambubbles are part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:45 recalcitrantIre: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:46 Karp: so...by the kids dying...are they...fertilizing them?
20:46 Kroked: yeeesh
20:46 Kroked: maybe they're the semen?
20:46 Kroked: wait
20:47 Velmen: No wonder we have all these doomed timelines
20:47 Velmen: it all makes sense now
20:47 Velmen: recal
20:47 Velmen: You genius
20:47 Kroked im not sure
20:47 Velmen: basically
20:47 Flikr: The bubbles are clearly the eggs
20:47 Velmen: dreambubbles are a part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:47 Velmen: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:48 Flikr: Dead people grow into horrorterrors
20:48 VC-Phone: Interesting theory. Very much so.
20:48 Velmen: Kroked maybe they're the semen?
20:48 recalcitrantIre: Aradia's thousands of doomed timelines
20:48 recalcitrantIre: were like
20:48 Velmen: offshoots are necessary
20:48 recalcitrantIre: yup
20:48 Velmen: because of fertilization
20:49 Velmen: trufaxx right here
Damn, this secret project I'm doing is taking long. I'm planning to post it by my 10.000th post, which according to my calculations should be somewhere end of July, beginning of August 2013 (I have 5150 posts at this point, but I have already been going for 3 months or so)
Theories
Liv Tyler's whole journey will be shown in a flash called [S] Terry: Fast forward to Liv while a fast version of "How Do I" plays. Semi-confirmed.
While Caliborn is talking to this person at the other side of the terminal, this person at one point says: “Hey. Caliborn. Don’t turn your back on the body.”
Caliborn turns around and notices Gamzee’s body is gone.
honk
And so it begins again. Semi-confirmed.
GCat just teleported Roxy to the Condesce.Confirmed
Calliope and uu are living on B2 Earth, or maybe a doomed timeline version of it where the Red Miles didn't reach it (yet).
uu will write the LE code to make himself immortal.
A Frog Temple for Calliope and uu is somewhere in the Trolls' meteor somehow.
Gamzee went into hiding so he could protect the corpses of the Trolls of being destroyed so he could prototype them in B2.
GCat is Calliope's jUjU, in case the Cherubs are living on B2 Earth, late into the future. It would make a bit of sense, since First Guardians have Lime coloured features (teleportation powers, tongue, etc.) which Calliope has as blood colour. Also, Calliope is a Hero of Space and Heroes of Space usually have connections to their First Guardian.
B2 Earth is not going to get destroyed by the Red Miles since the Condesce, GCat, Lil Cal and Lil Seb are still there.
Dad will find Jane's body on Derse and a callback is made to Grandpa Harley finding Dream Jane's body. Not knowing how to escape, Dad panics. But then, B2 Jade comes flying along on a ship and offers him a ride and he gets shipped somewhere. Perhaps shipped with someone else. Perhaps he gets shipped with B2 Rose.
Re: The Spades Slick Recuperation Intermission (SSRI)
Originally Posted by Gambligance
Be carful what you wish for!
Oh my god
This makes me strangely happy and horrified o_____o
I love it when his arm is flipped sideways and not even attached to his shoulder. This is quality work my fellow forumite.
EDIT: Shit I can't stop staring. He looks like an angry baby alien.
I'm lost. Did future dream Rose just merge with past Rose to make her go to sleep/wake up?
Originally Posted by Varinn
the only elements i give a shit about is that rose is as swift as a coursing river, john has all the force of a great typhoon, dave has all the strength of a raging fire, and jade is mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
I think John is kinda like Captain Carrot from Discuworldo. He believes that there is good in everyone so strongly, they all wanna prove him right.
And they feel so bad for disappointing him, they strive not to do it.
FINALLY a proper example of auspistism:
Originally Posted by SnakeInABox
OH GOD PLEASE BE A PSYCHE I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF WITHOUT HOMESTUCK
It is akin to taking a needle full of melted pop rocks, skittles, and things that only make sense in context and squirting them directly into the left side of your brain.
Originally Posted by NullEntropy
I think Kanaya would be a good Samus for some reason. Or Jade.
Yep, looks like things are back to normal in the MSPA Discussion Thread.
Earlier when she looked through the window it was the flag of Finland. I don't think it means much.
The Condesce has fins.
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Heza
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Skywarp
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
I think Bro's symbol should be a star.
star heart horseshoe 4 LYFE
horseshoe
This sounds kinda very plausible as Bro's symbol, actually.
I hope Hussie puts it open-end up. Horseshoes facing down don't collect good luck and in fact spill it out.
I may or may not have been ninja'd, but in some cultures an open end up horseshoe is bad luck because it becomes a seat for an evil sprite to sit in. :'D
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by xebec
Originally Posted by The Ghost of Starscream
The thing that's still bugging me is why the "homestuck" caption that appeared next to the sun stayed there as the camera panned away, as if it were part of the environment itself.
i was really weirded out by that too!
so weirded out that i was thinking about it even as jane blew up! like, "gee, this is weird, is homestuck actually branded into the sky here or something? is jane going to comment on it? oh wait no she can't. she has exploded. ok..."
okay now what the hell is going on in here??
Seriously. I've only read the last page and
what
8I
This is sort of a weird way to start the morning.
What are you talking about Holly porn is the perfect way to start the morning
This... Needed a comma after Holly.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
So this Dante thing. Really there's only one way to sum it up.
Originally Posted by Crav
Not to change the subject, but the last few days I've been reading through Homestuck again and...
All I can think of is how glad I am I signed up on these forums when I did.
Might sound strange coming from a guy with only a few hundred posts, but I lurk a lot.
For every joke, and funny panel hussie put up, I can remember like 3 injokes spawned by the community. Or see all the direct responces he did because of stuff just random memes that were coming up in conversations at the time.
For every plot twist, I can remember 10 crack theories that were insane and the occational one that got it right in the most awesome way. The hilarious freak out reactions.
And it occurs to me that it just makes the whole thing that much more amazing.
Thanks guys. Keep being amazing.
Originally Posted by killerlamb
(I've been smacking myself in the boob for the past 10 minutes from different angles, seeing where it hurts and where it doesn't)
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I'm going to be on my death bed and you will visit me and you will softly whisper in my ear "Takei Oh My goes here".
And I will die of laughter.
"Here lies Arms, who died when a teenage girl reminded her that she pretended to hit on George Takei once."
fire is EXTREMEEEEE-ly hot. Just so EXTREMEEEEE-ly physically attractive,, X3.....
Also Fish are zakarias and wheezee????? WHAT AM I LOKI AT!! (?)
I can't parse any of this
Where am I
What's going on
Originally Posted by BlackholePA
You know, the face is probably the most singularly expressive emoticon that I have ever come across. Its usage can be immensely varied and yet it always manages to carry a point across perfectly.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic. I'm terribly sorry.
Re: The Spades Slick Recuperation Intermission (SSRI)
Originally Posted by Gambligance
Be carful what you wish for!
OHGODWHAT. Why have you done this?!
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler Facepalm Compendium
Sigquotes
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.