Just another Sburb-venture!

[OrangeAipom]

one other hero instead of seven because i don't want to go through this again.

[llamamiah]

>Jenny I Got Your Number
>8675309

But really.

>Quies Johanzen

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Also can I just say that I remember you from that Double Reacharound you did with Blueation? Because that was awesome. And it also appears that one person in this Session is very similar to your character's friend in that Double Reacharound.

...I have no clue how I remember that.

[Tac]

>Megan Montess

[BenBen]

Alexia Montreal

[HighwayWizard]

>Rage-Witch Girl: be named Kenna.

[npc revolution]

Grace Mars.

That's a good enough name you guess, it's all good.
Life is good.

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And yes, that was me with Blueation, sorry it died. But yeah, expect to see a few resources from that show up here.

[Ziddia]

> Grace: Examine your wardrobe. Allocate skull to Strife Specibus. It will suit the morbid tendencies that you probably don't have.

[Snowmanne]

>Retrieve arms

[llamamiah]

>Grace: Allocate that bottle of soap to your Strife Specibus. Yesh.

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And if you don't mind me asking, what sort of plans did you have in mind for that Double Reacharound? I just sorta want to know what sort of SBURB shenanigans were going to occur...

[npc revolution]

> Grace: Examine your wardrobe. Allocate skull to Strife Specibus. It will suit the morbid tendencies that you probably don't have.

This isn't your WARDROBE, this is your CABINET. The two are very different things! Anyway, while you're in the neighbourhood, you may as well list off the things you have here.

You have your CROSS over here. Your religion isn't the biggest thing to you, but you still like having this around, y'know? Also you have your FLOWER, his name is JEOFFREY. The SPRAY BOTTLE is for him, and you tend to take pretty good care of him. Other odds and ends include your VIDEO CAMERA, you have been known to dabble in the art of film-making. Your work is very experimental and not many people get it, but it is still art. And art is important whether or not there is an audience.

Your collection of BOOKS is limited to "Corpus Aristotelicum", the collected works of Aristotle, and "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde." You intend to get more BOOKS, but you never have any time. Or money for that matter.

Anyway that brings us to the SKULL. That... That was a gift. And it also serves as a reminder of your own mortality. It grosses some people out, but you don't really see why. It's just matter now! Your UNCLE'S IMMORTAL SOUL is up in HEAVEN now! You wish you could allocate it, but sadly you don't have a strife specibus yet.

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Honestly the extent of my planning for Reacharound was "I'm gonna do a session, and it might link up with Dex's and the rest. And it will be cool!"

[Ziddia]

> Grace: Squawk like a pelican and take a dump on the skull.

[llamamiah]

>Grace: Captchalogue that skull. Aw yiss.

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You didn't even come up with your Title or Land? Well, that's pretty cool, I guess.

[npc revolution]

> Grace: Squawk like a pelican and take a dump on the skull.

Oh my FUCKING God you did not just think that! That is so fucking disrespectful! You're really pissed off at yourself for even thinking about doing that to your dear sweet departed GRANDFATHER! I mean what the absolute fuck!? What kind of sicko would even consider-



... Jeoffrey is right, it's not worth flipping out over. You're sorry he had to see that.

You don't know quite where you'd be if it weren't for JEOFFREY always calming you down when shit just gets too hot to handle. Which is almost always.

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Yeah I had title and land sorted. In fact you'll probably see both at some point in this story, as it's pretty much the exact same character.

[Ziddia]

> Grace: Forget the skull and show off your amazing Fetch Modus!

Unless it's Stack. If it's Stack, don't even bother.

[llamamiah]

>Grace: Captchalogue the skull. Do eet.

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Ah, cool.

[npc revolution]

>Grace: Captchalogue the skull. Do eet.

You proceed to do eet.



Your FATHER'S SKULL is tucked sweetly away into the TRIVIA MODUS, under the category "Musicals of the 1960's." To release it, you will need to correctly answer a trivia question on that topic. If you answer incorrectly, the modus doesn't allow a retry until a forfeit period goes by. This period is generally shorter the more obscure your chosen category.

Modus:

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You forget what category you stored your RADIO and DIARY under. Oh well, there's no prize like a sur-prize!


Now what?

[Ziddia]

> Grace: Log on to Pesterchum equivalent.

[llamamiah]

>Grace: Realize that your uncle, father, and grandfather, were all the same person.

[psychapprentice]

"The best kind of prize is a surprize! Heh heh!"

-Willy Wonka

Also, exactly which male relative is currently being defiled? Or is that just one of those details that normal people skim over, and it was a test which I passed?

[Snowmanne]

>Retrieve arms

This once more. I mean seriously, are your hands just floating? How do you even buy clothes?

[npc revolution]

> Grace: Log on to Pesterchum equivalent.

You start up your slow as wet shit in a bag to the face COMPUTER, and as it proceeds to cough up it's guts in response, you ponder some of the more existential questions. Like why the fuck have I got no arms or legs? You decide that it's basically down to artistic representation, just like your oversized head. You also get to thinking about that SKULL, and how you actually have no idea whose it is. Your cagey friend JAMES won't tell you. So you flip between it being your FATHER'S, your GRANDFATHER'S and your UNCLE'S, seeing as you have never met any of these hypothetical people.

Oh good it's loaded now.



Jesus this looks like shit, you swear you need a new computer.

Pesterchum friends status:

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Online:
vaudevilleTheoretic
daydreamBeliever

[Ziddia]

> Grace: First, seriously consider switching to either Linux or Windows 7, at the very least. Then talk to dB.

[Ziddia]

(Also, can I just take the time to say I think this adventure is amazing)

[npc revolution]

> Grace: First, seriously consider switching to either Linux or Windows 7, at the very least. Then talk to dB.

You wish you knew how! You'll probably get your pal KATIE to sort that out for you later. She knows her way around a computer.

But first, you're gonna talk to dB about whatever. God this girl can be such a flighty broad.

Pesterlog:

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berserkerDeontologist began pestering daydreamBeliever at 1:22 PM

bD; Hey.
dB; hang on xx
bD; Oh, okay.
bD; ...
bD; ......
bD; Hello?
dB; hang on!
bD; But I just wanted to say:
dB; hang!!!
bD; God, fine!
dB; okay hey what did you want? xx
bD; Oh, are we talking now?
dB; uh-huh
bD; Good, I need your help with Miss Walker's maths homework. :|
bD; I swear I'm on my 18th last chance with her.
dB; are you sure? cos it was really really easy
bD; Shut up some of us aren't gifted!
dB; okay but i dont think it matters that much anymore
bD; What? Why?
dB; katie is gone
dB; also katies house is gone
bD; ????
bD; Like, for reals?
dB; yes her house is really gone and theres meteors and shit coming down
dB; because she played that game with steve
dB; sburb
bD; Wow, I've heard of that, I think the asda down my road has it.
dB; okay go and fucking buy that game this minute before theyre all gone
dB; because its starting to sound like end of the world time
dB; doomsday clock midnight scenario
bD; Oh, well I'll go down a bit later then.
dB; there's no time! you gotta go now!
dB; i think were gonna daisychain this bitch and take as many people into the game as we can
dB; first you help matty start up then james gets you in
dB; ill call you when its your turn
dB; okay gotta go, steves fucking everything up
bD; But wait! What the fuck is happening!?
dB; byyyyeee! xx

daydreamBeliever is now Busy.

bD; Hello?
bD; Fuck!

edit: Thankyou so much, glad you like it! :3

[Ziddia]

> Grace: Go and get Sburb. End of the world and all, this is freaking important.

> Then, be Katie, a few hours in the past. That's where everything's hapening.