How do you hope to die?

[Hatman Hatmyth Hatlegend]

I was going to say "In the ring." Except this would mean two things :

a) That a bunch of local children would be seeing someone who's a close friend of their father/mother/parents die, for real, in a make-believe show (double the what the fuck Hatman factor if it happens on our now traditional annual charity mega show).

b) That I die in 2012-2013 as the future of our organization is in heavy doubt after 2013.

So I'm not going to say that. Instead, I'll settle on hoping it's after a long-storied career as someone who did things.

[_Quietus_]

(Mass) Hysteria is fun in a group , just find a bunch of people to also suffer under dehydration with you!

Oh yeah? what if they're so desperate for water, that they kill you and drink your blood for hydration?

[Zolen]

Yay, my blood is rejected by most everything, they will all die eventually as well!

[Squee]

Slow-Motion defenestration followed immediately by impaling.
At least that's how I'd want to go in a movie or something. I'd rather just live out my long life and die a ripe, old age.

[Stormspirit]

I guess I never really said how I would wish to die. Probably impaled on a carpet of spikes after getting smashed through a row of walls. While being wrapped in steel sheets beforehand, of course. Badass.

[_Quietus_]

I don't see how badass that is
Is there a reference I'm not getting?

[aPawnAscending]

I've been having a lot of dreams about being impaled lately. Not really a good way to go...

[Stormspirit]

I don't see how badass that is
Is there a reference I'm not getting?

No, not a particular reference. Simply that it always had been my dream to be able to cause thousand of dollars of destruction before my death. And then they can't do anything against me because guess what? I'm dead.

[ArmsAreLoud]

That's the kind of thing that is only bad ass when you do it to someone else

[Stormspirit]

That's the kind of thing that is only bad ass when you do it to someone else

But then I'm a ghost because of the technical immortality deal. And you know fucking shit up as a ghost is simply the best thing there is, Arms.

It could also look quite awesome in a movie.

[mysteriousOutsider]

storm I'm sorry to tell you this but
ghosts aren't real

YET

[vortexTechie]

storm I'm sorry to tell you this but
ghosts aren't real

YET

Soon......
SOOOOOOOOOON............................

Hahaha!
Hahahahahahaha!!
Muhahahahahahahaha!!!!
MuhahahahahahAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
*red lightning strikes*

[_Quietus_]

Okay, I don't know if ya'll know this
But you know how in roguelikes you die a lot of stupid deaths?
Well, apparently in real life, people die stupid deaths even more often.
I'd wager that most people in the afterlife, looking at the way they died would be like
"stupid stupid, dumb"

[cardiacAtrophy]

That's not a way to die

That's the point, jackass.

[_Quietus_]

That's not how it works

[Citation]

Personally, I want to die in such a way that no one will know or care that I died.

Because the thought of someone being around when I die creeps me out so much.

Also, I would prefer it to be a painful death...death should feel like DYING, darn it, none of this "dying in your sleep" business!

[_Quietus_]

It's okay, just DELETE your post

[kholhaus]

You know what it'd suck to die from more? Inconvenient small meteorite

I've read about deaths involving those. They have to be just the right size though...

[Citation]

It's okay, just DELETE your post

Thank you. It has now been done.

And I just realised that I would really love to die doing something like skydiving or gliding. Because at least I would be doing the most awesome things possible before my death! xD

[DiRtY nIgHt ClOwNs]

I'd like to die protecting someone I truly care about. Either that or the whole painless die in your sleep thing, like how my grandfather passed. :/

[_Quietus_]

I've read about deaths involving those. They have to be just the right size though...

I'm pretty sure it's actually never happened before
Although if it did, it'd be the most valuable meteorite on earth, and would be sold for millions of dollars.

[catbeard]

Blood loss from chin being impaled on top of a tiny church spire in a tiny model town. (hey look a reference (not to mspa))

[_Quietus_]

That's one strong tiny church spire

[catbeard]

Haha it's probably more like a 2ft tall tiny church spire, so it's more of a bigger-than-tiny-but-still-a-scale-sized-version-of-a-town. It's from the film Hot Fuzz. But if I were to hypothetically give an honest answer I would hypothetically say a a nice peaceful natural death. I had a dream last night where a minotaur killed me, so it must be fate I suppose. Death by minotaur.

[Kaleb702]

On my quest bed.

I mean, in my sleep. (Dying in sleep: most popular choice, probably.)