>Put the other plate in place as a floor, and halve the tower so that you have two
>Also, put 2 more towers on the other 2 sides
>Put the other plate in place as a floor, and halve the tower so that you have two
>Also, put 2 more towers on the other 2 sides
You have absolutely no ability do do any of those things, due to your lack of MAT points or INT.
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> Decreatify that floor thing. You'll build the house around this pole instead.
Oh yeah, and trade the PRIDE into MAT.
You are about to do this but you're interrupted by a SUDDEN PERSPECTIVE SWITCH
Act Two: And Suddenly Problem Sleuth
You are one of the top Security Guards in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a rainy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.
What will you do?
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>Look out window.
You haven't decorated your offices much. Perhaps you'll do that later.
>Open safe.
You open your magic box safe. You keep all your PRICELESS RICHES in there when they're not in the bank.
All your priceless riches are in the bank at the moment.
All of them.
You're not a plebeian!
>Look at whatever that thing is on your desk.
You mean your phone?
It's broken at the moment. Probably all the TEMPORAL DISRUPTIONS going on recently.
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>Get ye gun.
(And pre-emptively)
> Get ye key.
>Get ye gun
You retrieve your gun from your desk. It's loaded and ready to be fired.
>Get ye key
You do not have a key and you can't imagine any reason WHY you WOULD need a key. A Security Guard of your stature does not need keys. People see you and they RUSH to unlock doors for you so your day can go by that much faster.
also all your doors are unlocked.
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That is CLEARLY not a magic box. Magic boxes are green and covered with runes and spiders.
(I was actually going to say magic box earlier, but I decided against it)
>Go to the bank. Take out all your riches and stick them on the walls. It's not that good of a decorating scheme, but it will do for now.
>change perspective to homestuck
>Go to the bank
You have no idea where the bank is. All you can see is an infinitely tiny red speck off in the distance which probably has nothing to do with anything and cannot possibly be relevant in the future.
>Watch as a bus crashes into the back of your office
The back of your office is quite sturdy, and you don't think there would be a bus to crash into it anyway.
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>Hop in your Villain-mobile! There are red towers to destroy and guns to be shot at unauthorized Red towers!
In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
Because it's red, and red is obviously the color of villains.
And by the way, it's called the villain-mobile, as it helps you apprehend villains.
> So hop in your villain-mobile and destroy those obviously illegal towers.
> So hop in your villain-mobile and destroy those obviously illegal towers.
You.
Are not.
A police officer.
You are a SECURITY GUARD.
Apprehending illegal towers isn't your job.
You're not even sure what would consist of an illegal tower. Probably not that.
And your GUN isn't powerful enough to destroy TOWERS. You'd have to have an EXPLOSION of some sort to destroy bricks.
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>Walk in to notice it's missing and also there's a tunnel, LEADING STRIGHT TOWARDS THAT RED TOWER.
Villain-mobile away!
In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.