You know, I've decided this thread is irrelevant.
Homestuck will never end.
It was mostly a dream.
Sort of like it was all a dream, except the dream in question happened during a cat nap John took between panels shortly after entering the medium. SBURB is all real, but everything from Act 3 on is his imagination. Two minutes of mostly recycled flash animation of John fighting minions, and then he dies to an imp.
I need to do something creative, just so I can link to it in my sig.
The final boss dies in one panel. Talk about a let down!
EB: what's that?
TT: The reward.
>[S] Homestuck: End
It ends with everybody looking at their creation.
The fans on the island debate endlessly about what this means. Has Hussie gone through with some sort of incredibly elaborate trolling years in the making, is it just a clever part of the ARG, or could SBURB perhaps be real?
The software gets uploaded to the internet, despite the protests of certain paranoid true believers, and the server that hosts it gets DDOS'd in the first five minutes by people trying to download a copy for themselves.
NASA (or whoever keeps track of that stuff) detects several thousands of meteors heading straight for Earth that seemed to appear out of nowhere, and so it begins.
Wait no, that would be the best ending. Except for all the actual people dying, but...
How about this one for ya'll?
The heroes confront Lord English but lose to him. It then turns out to be a dream, but not John's...it's Meenah's. She realizes that all those awful things will happen if she plays this game. But at the same time, if she decides NOT to play, she'll be wiped out of existence. She then decides she won't after all - that way she'll prevent Lord English from ever being created. She hated her lot in life anyway. She then disappears. Nobody remembers her, the eleven other trolls, or their guardians, because they never existed.
Homestuck never happened.
The final ending is a flash file that varies depending on browser, location, isp, like XKCD's Umwelt (http://xkcd.com/1037/) comic. Fans struggle to piece together the flash files from all browsers and locations; the fandom unites under the banner of "what happened"?
The critical flash needs Nougatvision to work; a browser that no longer exists and is only slighted at at kibo.com .
but it will probably be like wanting to go to hogwarts all over again
Last edited by NVK; 05-22-2012 at 11:15 PM.
Eridan comes back and uses his sciences to turn Lord English into a baby. Jake then promptly proceeds to eat him. The last panel is of uu watching the spectacle with hearts in his eyes while wearing a very creepy grin.
Everyone had just defeated lord english, and the condesce, and jack, in a 'departed friends are resurrected and help' ending, and nobody dies or is hurt, until everyone just goes mad. Everyone just starts killing everyone in the most gruesome manners possible. limbs are flying everywhere, dear friends are using every power they have to erase everyone else from existence. This is all done in flash format, and it is graphic. when the dust settles, only john is there to preside over the healthy new universe. We witness the vast croak while triumphant music plays. Afterwards, there will be an update saying "you have just created a universe, what will you do?" A very detailed john is sitting in the fetal position, with the most dead eyes you can imagine, he is literally dead inside after seeing and participating in the madness. Over a series of several panels, the same shot of john staring into the camera with dead eyes gradually fades to black. That is the worst ending
Last edited by genomefreak; 05-28-2012 at 04:03 PM.
If you went to the very last page of the comic and before you could look at it your computer explodes.
THAT would be a REALLY shitty ending.
oh god no. no no no.The whole comic loops back onto itself.
There is no end, it just goes over and over and over and over...
This thread makes me nervous. It makes me more aware of how badly things can go wrong.
also because hussie reads the forums and you're giving him a lot of horrible ideas, if Tavrisprite was anything to learn from.
> LE: Cause the Scratch. AGAIN. Then proceed to have a party with HIC, Bec Noir, and DD.
No wait, scratch that. I've got it.
> Hella Jeff: Ascend
Last edited by Five; 05-29-2012 at 01:44 PM.
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I know everyone post in this thread and their mother has said this by now but:
If everyone dieOH WAIT
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/g...gBanner_50.png WOO GO AUSSIES
They all find out Lord English is actually a nice guy. Just misunderstood.
Hugs and feels all around.
An ending in which Meenah doesnt get with Karkat.