Trashy Book Grabbing Station

[Karp]

It's clear from this update that "human penis" is a symbol that needs to represent some sort of troll romance aspect. Any ideas?

[sunfallSeraph]

Soooooo, who's manipping that pic of Dave filming Rose Kanaya makeouts into Rose filming Karkat Dave makeouts?

[Wade Wilson]

So which ghost is drawing all the Penii? Did Dirk die, and is fucking with his brother and Karkat in a Dreambubble the Meteor went into?

[Sandvich King]

Dave Karkat would be hilarious.

Also now we know for sure that god-hoods are perma-clean and really comfortable. For some reason I actually found that bit of info useful. :P

[Arson'sASport]

Oh, oh, oh ,ooooooh MY. That was just...XD HA! ouija board of cock! And-*Currently Hyperventalating please give us a momont* DAVE. Dave. dave. Hey, hey, hey dave guess what? You're still funny.

[CyanCat]

Keep in mind that the Quest Crypt prototyping process is initiated by the death of the Dream Self. Aradia's Dream Self was merely comatose on the Crypt Bed.

Oh, right, it was due to her dreamself dying! So yeah, her spriteself would have counted as dead, and exploded as a result of the ascension.

Davesprite was also prototyped with a dead crow. He'd count as at least partially dead.

He would, but as a result of what the sprite was prototyped with, because Dave himself was not dead. It's the question of: is a sprite not entirely alive because they're a sprite, or because they're prototyped with something that isn't alive?

She'll ditch her former guns. That shit is for babies.

If we don't get to see Jade's spritelasers at some point, I will be very disappointed.

[Prin Pardus]

O
Oh man
What is air again I forget

This is the most I've laughed at a potato in a long time :'D

[PetPeeve]

You just knew, from the first page where the drawing started, that it was all going to end in dicks. It's a universal constant.

[ashdenej]

So which ghost is drawing all the Penii? Did Dirk die, and is fucking with his brother and Karkat in a Dreambubble the Meteor went into?

Urgh, that plural irritates me almost as much as "genii" does. It's wroooong.

Also yeah in all likelihood a human penis would not be allowed on the forum as a romantic image

[Kyumorph]

So which ghost is drawing all the Penii? Did Dirk die, and is fucking with his brother and Karkat in a Dreambubble the Meteor went into?

It's Jade using her Space powers at long range. She has to get her giggles somewhere.

[Seeker]

Did anyone else catch Dave referencing his encounter with Tavros

[Soups]

Oh lawd, the stuff this update is made of got me into Hoestuck.

I just... I hate shipping but I guess Hussie has forced my hand.

[Doom Zero]

jesus fucking christ this is a lot of text

You...
Jesus christ.
I'm sad that you posted this during an update craze, but man that is just wow a lot of text

Everybody leave, there's nothing to see here anymore, the thread's over. There is literally nothing left to say, this cool bro just said everything about everything.

[wrinklefudger]

everyone is focused on ouija cocks, but all i can think about is that hussie confirmed perma-clean gt outfits

[kickan]

CANNOT FUCKING BREATHE

[Daniel990]

I'm really hoping UU has that book now.

[Velmen]

And people thought that this would escalate to a Strife. Turns out it just escalates to penis.

How many phallic images can this intermission hold? Answer: Not enough.

[CyanCat]

So... this may be our chance to learn whether or not humans can be involved with relationships! This is not the first time Dave has responded with trolling involving sexual content in response to a troll he doesn't like. Trolling in the human behaviour sense of the term.

So which ghost is drawing all the Penii? Did Dirk die, and is fucking with his brother and Karkat in a Dreambubble the Meteor went into?

Pretty sure that was just Dave being obnoxious and drawing them himself.

[Conspicuous]

He would, but as a result of what the sprite was prototyped with, because Dave himself was not dead. It's the question of: is a sprite not entirely alive because they're a sprite, or because they're prototyped with something that isn't alive?

Hard to tell, really, the Kernels are naturally drawn to the deceased and the doomed, so I think the distinction is strictly academic.

And Karkat's insanity is now reaching critical levels.
It's like he wants to make himself look like a total moron.

[ExCaelis]

"HE'S A MUCH BETTER ARTIST THAN I AM, FOR ONE THING." - Yeah, Karkat. Sure.

Maybe they should just try a threesome?

[Bacon]

So which ghost is drawing all the Penii? Did Dirk die, and is fucking with his brother and Karkat in a Dreambubble the Meteor went into?

It's John! Those squares are clearly supposed to be his glasses. And Vriska is learning how to control peoples' bodies from beyond the grave.

[CyanCat]

You...
Jesus christ.
I'm sad that you posted this during an update craze, but man that is just wow a lot of text

Everybody leave, there's nothing to see here anymore, the thread's over. There is literally nothing left to say, this cool bro just said everything about everything.

This!

I am actually trying to read this post now but it's a bit hard to due to the massive post accumulation due to update. However, it's a fucking amazing post. Best first post ever. We really can't compare.

Also, great new avatar. I lack a strong vocabulary of synonyms for "awesome", but that's the kind of word I would be using to describe it.

[colwag]

I'm mad that it's a ship getting attention

but it's funny as all hell.

I don't know what to make of this other then laughter.

[recalcitrantIre]

Pretty sure that was just Dave being obnoxious and drawing them himself.

What would be funnier is if he stopped Karkat in time so that Karkat can't stop him drawing dicks and Karkat's like "WHY ARE ALL THESE HUMAN DICKS APPEARING ON THE PAGE NOW", and Rose is sitting on a chair laughing at how Freudian these shenanigans are getting while Kanaya is still sitting on the ground in a slight daze

[Doom Zero]

everyone is focused on ouija cocks, but all i can think about is that hussie confirmed perma-clean gt outfits

I know man, I think that's been the second biggest question that's been asked this intermission besides
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A DOOMED TIMELINE AND WHY DON'T WE HAVE A DEFINITION FOR THAT YET?!"

Oh man, this thread is just gonna overflow to page 100 and beyond, what a poor time for an update.
Why is it even 6 PM actually, where did this day go? Wow!