Cowboy-Man

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(Go to this! Also, apologies that I can't get the size to work correctly, setting the html wrapper broke the links for some reason!)

Your name is COWBOY-MAN, due to a TERRIBLE DEAL your MOTHER made you have been cursed to live the rest of your days with a MISLEADING NAME.

You run a FREELANCE BUSINESS with SOME NERD and your HORSE and are currently contemplating what to do. What will you do?

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Second round of my first forum adventure starting straight from scratch. (That doesn't make sense) This is also my third forum adventure which I hope I won't send spiraling down into the pits of my hatred. Let's start!

[Staff Deployment]

> Spin around in chair.

[PersonPerson]

Examine paper things on your desk

[Lawface]

Exit room through window.

[Kíeros]

> Pose with your pistols.

[Redux]

Examine paper things on your desk



This paper is a stupid BILL, ugh BILLS. You wish the author was more knowledgeable about what's normally on a BILL to make a joke about BILLS.


This one is your BUSINESS CARD, you will admit that it could use some spicing up.


Here is a CROSSWORD you started, you only got three words in before you got bored and somehow lost your PENCIL.

Spin around in chair.

There's not enough room for you to properly spin! This annoys you, this annoys you so much you think you'll... you'll... you'll!!!

Pose with your pistols.

YES. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING.

You pose in a suitably nice position while rendering yourself in SEPIA TONE, after all, that's how all late 1800 and early 1900 movies were shown in, right? You don't give a rat's ass to anyone who says otherwise.


You get really bored on slow days like today.

[PersonPerson]

Go open that safe.

[Chris Nemo]

>Check your answering machine.

[Kíeros]

> Head out by kicking the door.

[Lawface]

Shoot the bills.

[Staff Deployment]

> Move desk aside to give more chair space.

> Spin around in chair.

[Wessolf27]

>look outside

[Morphimus]

> Throw hat, shoot hat.

[Redux]

Check your answering machine.


Dang.

Move desk aside for chair spinning space


THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT IDEA.

THIS IS SO FUN THIS IS SO FUN THIS IS SO FUN THIS IS SO FUN THIS IS SO FUN THIS IS SO FUN THIS IS SO FUN


That was not so fun.

You are INCREDIBLY DIZZY now, a state that is likely to last for a few more panels.

Shoot the bills and your hat


You are too dizzy to try any of those things! You should probably put the gun down and just...


Your finger slips.

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It was at that point that I remembered, just how harrowing it is to draw updates again. Back sprites you see for 7/10th of a second sure are hard!

[Kíeros]

> Look out through hole in door.

[Wessolf27]

>Find a dead body outside your office

[PersonPerson]

exit the room after those^

[Shailsnic]

>Panic.

[Lawface]

Keep shooting.

[moof]

>Examine door

[Redux]

Look out through hole in door.


You hobble over to the DOOR, your INCREDIBLE DIZZINESS is slightly distorting your PERCEPTION.

Find a dead body outside your office


Everything is waaay too fuzzy to tell if that body's dead. You hear a slight moan that sounds like "Why... why me...". You recognize the voice as that of the NERD you employed, on normal circumstances you would rush to aid him; but as you can see, you are clearly TOO DIZZY to be able to do anything. The obvious choice of action is to wait out the number of PANELS it will take to for you to properly do anything again (as indicated by the SWIRLS).

Go open that safe.


You remove your attention from the hole in the door to the safe.


You suddenly remember that your SAFE uses REALLY WEIRD SYMBOLS in place of numbers despite the DIAL appearing a little blurry. You'll probably only be able to OPEN it if you can find that MEMO about the combination.

Exit the Room


Your INCREDIBLE DIZZINESS has worn off! You are now free to go help the person you accidentally shot. You decide not to kick the door open as it opens inside and the last thing you need is having to buy a COMPLETELY NEW DOOR.

[PersonPerson]

Open the door. Step into the hallway.

[Staff Deployment]

> Kick it anyway. Doors are cheap and personal satisfaction's inflating its prices for economic reasons.

[Kíeros]

> Kick the door fully open once you're in the hallway.

[Morphimus]

> Open the door and go through. If you still have pent up kick-rage; just kick the nerd, that certainly wont be counterproductive.