HeartStuck 5 (Be The Slumber Party)

[Malrone]

So, uh, where are you, and how did you get here?

[Chris Nemo]

>Move to the room where the light is coming from.

[KarneWarrior]

>Password: be "ballocks"

>Muse aloud that it's total Ballocks that you have to wander artound in someone elses house at night.

>Security: activate

>Slumber Party: It's spin the bottle time!

[Godbot]

Those braziers (?) on either side of the fireplace look like the Pisces symbol laid over the Aquarius symbol. I'm guessing this is Feferi and Eridan's home? I forget, are they siblings?

[Destruction Dragon 360]

>Insert Password: "0kay"
(come on people that's clearly Aradia text color)

[pinkBeverage]

>Tell us how you ended up here in the first place.

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Those braziers (?) on either side of the fireplace look like the Pisces symbol laid over the Aquarius symbol.

Woah! It really does! I'm guessing he's in the highbloods' mansion, or something like that. Maybe the password's "kill all landdwwellers." or something...

[Zael]

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Whoop just caught up.
Plus one reader, by the way.

>Sufferer: Examine fireplace.

[reignonyourparade]

CHECK FOR GODDAMN BUGS

[lovecraftianParadox]

Let's go with "paranoid as fuck," check to see if the room's been bugged.

Bugs? ...As in hidden devices and whatnot? You have no idea how to look for those; you would have to ask your rescuers about that.

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[Mibbs]

check rug for trapdoors

[insaneyanish]

Well this is just a big ole' pile of safe. Just fucking totally safe. Safe like a safety cap on a bottle of pills. Keep twisting, junior. All you'll get is clicks.

>Better check out that light in that room. It's probably safer in there. (Certainly safer than near your FRIEND with the SHOTGUN)

[Zael]

Rescuers?

>State current status.

[Superdog]

>Go ask rescuers about that.
>EXPOSIT ON ALL THE THINGS

[Mister_Makara]

>Exposit on state of that Mexican (?) fellow.

[electronicAura]

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Hello, everyone. I've been here since thread 2 and first posted (a total of once) on thread 4. I come in peace.

>Elaborate on nature of rescuers.

[OrangeAipom]

> Create a time paradox by not dying.

>Exposit on state of that Mexican (?) fellow.

I think he's Spanish because his parents live in Spain but you never know.

[lovecraftianParadox]

> Temporally Displaced Albino Mutant (TDAM): Observe ostentatious coat of arms, what which hang above ye fireplace! (above the password screen)

It appears to be an old portrait of the Empress dowager Gloria Peixes in her youth. She almost seems sort of enchanting, blatant madness aside.

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[Gerti]

You there, Sufferer.
What is your name?

[Stormspirit]

Oh god, she was young in that picture?!

>Examine the door on the left.

[HEROLogan]

>Get yourself a snack, you are getting pretty hungry.

[Kirvin]

>Go find yourself some shoes, Albino man.

[lovecraftianParadox]

> Sufferer: Where the heck are you at the moment?

> TDAM: So, uh, where are you, and how did you get here?

You're in a... palace, you believe? You aren't entirely sure. You woke up in some sort of oubliette under the first floor after you surrendered to the Armada. A man in a biker helmet and a lady with a slasher smile pulled you out.

In any case, you really really just want to leave. But you suppose they have some business to take care of, first.

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[MyCurrentObsession]

>Enter password: 80085 (BOOBS). (No seriously that looks like it was typed onto a calculator by a clever junior high student).
>Sufferer: How old are you, anyway?

[Chris Nemo]

>Recall your name for the benefit of any parties who may be wondering

[Redux]

>Do you have any family you should be worrying about?