HeartStuck 5 (Be The Slumber Party)

[HEROLogan]

>Stop pacing that rug and get on with whatever it is that you are doing.

[WretchedSnowball]

Anyone else notice the (for lack of a better word) shadow-man that has been popping up from time to time?

Either way,

>Vantas: Peek around the doorway, where the light is.

[Murder]

If Min is the protagonist here then I think Red is going to be the one after them.

[lovecraftianParadox]

> TDAM: Elaborate on nature of rescuers.

They are a... rather bombastic duo.
You appreciate their efforts but if they can not get their shit together you will be forced to show them some TOUGH LOVE.

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[bloodyEmissary]

> TOUGH LOVE? Like, getting over there and yelling at them until they start being competent?

[lovecraftianParadox]

> TDAM: Move to the room where the light is coming from.

Fuck.

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[Mibbs]

TDAM: whats that object to the right?

go say hi to the blonde guy

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Vantas: Send out an S.O.S. in Morse Code. Those dimwits speak Blink, right?

[Redux]

>Keep calm and double back to the room the Bombastic Duo are at post-haste.

[Stormspirit]

>Well. Who's that guy?

[reignonyourparade]

yeah evidently you know something about that, you should... tell us?

[Malrone]

Who. The Fuck. Was that?

[Curris]

Vantas : How long were you in the obliuette? How did you pass the time? Are you hungry at all? What have you got in your pocket?

Vantas : You know what? Enjoy the soft luxurious feeling of the carpet on your bare feet. Inhale the aged wood of the room. Is there the hint of smoke, as a gentlemen of the house would smoke? Feel the wind out on the balcony by Mr. Blonde. Admit to yourself, you are free! Allow your sense of wonder to return. Enjoy the little things.

(OOC) : I like how most everyone is awesome in the flashback - powerful, confident, strong. But Vantas has only the ability to walk around unnoticed. Hippie Power! Woohoo!

[ArmsAreLoud]

Vantas: Pray to your higher-power-of-choice that Mr. Makara didn't see you.

You cannot do this because Mr. Makara killed your higher-power-of-choice and then ate his brains.

[bloodyEmissary]

You cannot do this because Mr. Makara killed your higher-power-of-choice and then ate his brains.

That explains why he's so crazy.

Prionssssssss.

[ClarifiedCorrection]

>Do silly dance to pass the time

[lovecraftianParadox]

yeah evidently you know something about that, you should... tell us?

>Well. Who's that guy?

You don't know. In fact, you suddenly know shit-all. For all you know that 'guy' was a mere hallucination. A product of one too many hours spent hopelessly writhing at the bottom of an oubliette.

> TDAM: Keep calm and double back to the room the Bombastic Duo are at post-haste.

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Summoner: Back so soon? Sup, man.

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[Malrone]

>TDAM: Ogle them so hard with your TOUGH LOVE

Anyone else find it beautifully ironic that the first thing that happens in a thread named "Be the Slumber Party" is a scene transition away from that very gathering?

[reignonyourparade]

a scene transition, at least several years, and god only knows how much distance

[Curris]

Vantas ==> In a fit of helplessness, boredom, anger at your erstwhile 'rescuers', and general malaise, pound fist on keyboard. . .

Computer ==> Chirp helpfully.

Summoner ==> Better call the Tech Guy. He really wants those files, eh?

Min ==> Tell your new charge all about how this place is dump. However, your place is totally classy. It's like the classiest! It has all of the Class. And not to mention the sweet loot. So much loot. So sweet. . .

Vantas ==> Why doesn't the lady ever shutup?

[Paradoxius]

>Mr. Vantas: If you would be so kind, please elaborate on any communication media that are available to you. As we are to understand it, you have more companions than the biker and the dominatrix of whose current locations you have thus far exposited. We have inferred that you also may receive assistance from your adoptive mother, a friend of yours gifted at the craft of computer hacking, your fierce carnivorous significant other, and a connection in the legal system (a police officer, lawyer, or government agent of some sort, our sources were somewhat opaque) who is partial to red tinted spectacles. It would also be appreciated if you would exposit on the canonicity of these allies.

>Cornelius: It would be much appreciated if you would take momentary hold of the perspective of our little tale and exposit on your allies. It would be reasonable to infer that you have some sort of security force, would it not? In addition to that, we would very much like to know who your close allies are. You work for the Empress, Madam Peixes, do you not? Is it also reasonable to assume that you are connected with an agent of the government who is quite partial to capital punishment and a mob boss known for his flamboyant manner of dress (capes and such)?

>LP: Shoehorn in Hanna's birth mother, or something.

TL;DR PARADOXIUS WANT MOAR ANCESTORS!!!

[lovecraftianParadox]

>TDAM: Ogle them so hard with your TOUGH LOVE

You don't think it went over very well.

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[reignonyourparade]

"Seriously guys start being competent."

[Godbot]

Bombastic Duo: Dude, he looks like the angriest panda.

[Superdog]

Group hug?

Also, the Summoner is blushing. XD

>Go out the other way. Not that way, the OTHER other way. I don't even know.