Big Honking Crossover - Bigger and Honkier

[MasterBlade]

"WHAT THE HECK IS WITH YOUR CRAZY MUTANT DOG AND STALKING US HOMONCULII? WE ARE A PROTECTED BEINGS AND WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR RACIST PROFILING YOUNG LADY! THIS ASSAULT IS A HATE CRIME THAT WILL NOT GO UNREPORTED!!!"

Roll for intimidation! Troll powers go!

[forkinyoureye]

"WHAT THE HECK IS WITH YOUR CRAZY MUTANT DOG AND STALKING US HOMONCULII? WE ARE A PROTECTED BEINGS AND WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR RACIST PROFILING YOUNG LADY! THIS ASSAULT IS A HATE CRIME THAT WILL NOT GO UNREPORTED!!!"

Roll for intimidation!

Pfffhahaha.

(5) You do your goddamn best, and it's pretty intimidating if you do say so yourself.

[thunderheadSeeker]

(1) You cut your finger. Way to go.

"Ow!" Evan pulls his hand out of his pocket and sucks on his finger to stop the bleeding for a couple seconds. He then discreetly takes out and closes his switchblade, seeing as how the fight is already over. 'Since when was it open in the first place? So much for being lucky.' He puts the knife away and turns his attention to the two currently on their asses. "Seriously, I'm suspecting there's far more up than the atmosphere" He looks the less equine one dead in the eyes. "Especially with you." He still thinks they're both off, though. Evan tries to see if he can get anything on the Pony's mental or emotional condition this time.

[MasterBlade]

((Also I will be derping around an anime convention for the next 72 hours. Giving control of Hoofy to Snoomanwaff till I get back cause they're probably a team at this point anyways.))

[forkinyoureye]

Evan tries to see if he can get anything on the Pony's mental or emotional condition this time.[/B]

(4) Either he's genuinely offended or he's just messing with you.

Edit: As long as that's fine with snooman, I'm down with that, MasterBlade.

[thunderheadSeeker]

(4) Either he's genuinely offended or he's just messing with you.

Based on his earlier attempt, and past experience, Evan decides that he's probably fucking with them. Best to act like he's for real, though. Which for now means keeping his mouth shut.

[theBSDude]

"Found your pony, Lily!"

"Jesus Fucking Christ, Minami!"

"WHAT THE HECK IS WITH YOUR CRAZY MUTANT DOG AND STALKING US HOMONCULII? WE ARE A PROTECTED BEINGS AND WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR RACIST PROFILING YOUNG LADY! THIS ASSAULT IS A HATE CRIME THAT WILL NOT GO UNREPORTED!!!"

"I'm sorry sir. I'm sure we can talk this out. If the two of you would like to step over here and talk?"
Lily turns to glare at her 'companions.' "Let me handle this," she hisses.

[NeonProdigy]

"WHAT THE HECK IS WITH YOUR CRAZY MUTANT DOG AND STALKING US HOMONCULII? WE ARE A PROTECTED BEINGS AND WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR RACIST PROFILING YOUNG LADY! THIS ASSAULT IS A HATE CRIME THAT WILL NOT GO UNREPORTED!!!"

Roll for intimidation! Troll powers go!

"Eep! That's not- I mean, I wasn't..."

Minami looks confused and a little abashed, then says "Let them up now, Taiga."

The Vaporeon gives Minami a Look, glances down at the homunculus she's standing on, and then nonchalantly steps off.

"Jesus Fucking Christ, Minami!"

Minami grins sheepishly.

"I'm sorry sir. I'm sure we can talk this out. If the two of you would like to step over here and talk?"
Lily turns to glare at her 'companions.' "Let me handle this," she hisses.

She salutes. "You got it!"

[snoomanwaff]

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I'm cool with it.

"Dr. Flowers" gets up off his arse and death glares at that blue thing (Taiga) with as much malice as he can muster that thing was sitting on his face for greed's sake.

[theBSDude]

Lily waves at "Flowers." "If you'd join me and the pony over here for a second...."

[NeonProdigy]

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I'm cool with it.

"Dr. Flowers" gets up off his arse and death glares at that blue thing (Taiga) with as much malice as he can muster that thing was sitting on his face for greed's sake.

Taiga would glare back, but it doesn't know Glare. Instead she whips her tail back and forth cutely in an attempt to counter and make "Dr. Flowers" less defensive.

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See what I did there?

But yes, I wonder how many of our rolls will be against one another in the future as well? Our group is off to a great start!

So yeah, now we just gotta wait on Orph to roll up how the epic battle of Homunculus Glare vs Pokemon Cuteness goes.

[theBSDude]

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It's about to get worse, if Lily gets her way.

[snoomanwaff]

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Either way I'm fairly certain it will be funny or dramatic.

[forkinyoureye]

"Dr. Flowers" gets up off his arse and death glares at that blue thing (Taiga) with as much malice as he can muster that thing was sitting on his face for greed's sake.

Taiga would glare back, but it doesn't know Glare. Instead she whips her tail back and forth cutely in an attempt to counter and make "Dr. Flowers" less defensive.

(4 to 2 in favor of snoomanwaff) "Flowers": RAAAAAAAHokay that's kinda cute but RAAAAAAAAAAH

Also,
*opens a window in the thread*

[NeonProdigy]

(4 to 2 in favor of snoomanwaff) "Flowers": RAAAAAAAHokay that's kinda cute but RAAAAAAAAAAH

Also,
*opens a window in the thread*

Taiga freezes, and starts shaking. She then runs behind Minami to cower from the wrath of "Dr. Flowers" Glare.

Minami starts comforting her Vaporeon.

[theBSDude]

*opens a window in the thread*

Huh?

[Ross_Varn]

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Ok seriously guys stop rolling for walking around and looking at things- if this game was a bit more ridiculous you'd all be dead now by the rolls you've been getting! While I don't doubt that would be hilarious this is getting ridiculous :V

[forkinyoureye]

theBSDude, I am preparing for something.

[Quirk]

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Ok seriously guys stop rolling for walking around and looking at things- if this game was a bit more ridiculous you'd all be dead now by the rolls you've been getting! While I don't doubt that would be hilarious this is getting ridiculous :V

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I agree with this. You should generally just roll for things where there is a chance at failure.

[theBSDude]

(4 to 2 in favor of snoomanwaff) "Flowers": RAAAAAAAHokay that's kinda cute but RAAAAAAAAAAH

Lily curses under her breath, then clears her throat and speaks up. "Sir, I'm sorry about the dog thing, but if I could just talk to you and Hooves for a second, like, a few meters away from everyone, I'm sure we can work something out."

[LandOfFantrolls]

***Ok guys, i'll See about getting to posting some tomorrow. Im pretty busy, but i can try. I'll probably Be more Active Sunday and tuesday

[Triangle Man]

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*crashes into thread via window*

Okay, I'm finally ready to get started on this thing!

...Um, how do I start this thing, please and thank you?

[forkinyoureye]

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*crashes into thread via window*

Okay, I'm finally ready to get started on this thing!

...Um, how do I start this thing, please and thank you?

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Aaaand that's why I opened the window.

Sorry I didn't get this done earlier.

A second bathysphere docks in the bay next to the first. A tattooed homunculus steps out. In front of him are three doors, the left labeled New Arcadia, the middle labeled Hearth of Hestia, and the one on the right labeled To Adonis Luxury Resort. The third is open just a tiny crack.

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And here's his character info:
Name – Seven (Sven)
Gender – Male
Age – At Least 2, likely more
Species - Homunculus
Text Colour – A nice teal, similar to Uranus the planet but still dark enough to be read easily...
Items – General usage – Pens/Pencils/Erasers for writing.
One combat knife that he picked up from a flea market and one pistol with at least three rounds with of ammo.
Several ‘high-calorie emergency rations’ (chocolate, energy bars, etc.) and stuff like dried fruits and bottled water.
A small portable flashlight, one set of spare batteries, a few lengths of rope and one ‘swiss army knife’.
One Standard Sports/Hiking Backpack to store all of this stuff in.
He is basically expecting a ‘dungeon crawl’ and is equipped as such.
Signature + Item – His journal, a plain looking thing with a white cover and a blue version of his face tattoo drawn on the front, is a record of all his research into himself and the world around him. It is arguably his most important possession and, as a record of ‘who he is’ he values it deeply…
Signature – Item – A non-descript gold necklace with a water-jug shaped pendant at the end. While this is another ‘clue to his identity’, looking upon it causes negative feelings ranging from anger to misery, especially disturbing since there seems to be no reason for this to happen…
Physical Description – Essentially, not much different from your average 25-Year-Old Human, would likely look ethically Italian and not exceptional in terms of physical appearance.
As a homunculus, he possesses above average regenerative and physical capacities; he can take a lot of punishment and has athletic abilities rival those of an Olympic Level Athlete (longer than usual endurance running, can lift heavy objects with ease, etc.). About three months ago, he also discovered how to use an ability he has dubbed ‘overclocking’ – this boosts his body’s physical abilities to near superhuman levels, but at the cost of draining his energy/nutrients/whatever extremely quickly, leaving him feeling exhausted, drained and venerable after even a minute of prolonged usage.
One highly distinctive feature is his tattoos; just under his right eye is the ‘symbol’ for Uranus , while on his left hand is the Number 7. They are both inscribed in plain black ink, like they’ve been drawn on with a marker; of course, they will not come off with any amount of cleaning. The tattoos have become Sven’s most important clue since learning of his artificial nature, although what they ‘symbolize’ about him is another matter altogether.
Background –To be frank, Sven doesn’t have much of one. It was close to two years ago that he woke up on the beaches of Lack Superior, cold and with no memories of who he was or any part of his life before that point. That moment set him off on a mission to find out more about himself and the world around him, leading him to chase every piece of information regardless of personal safety, respect for other peoples’/homoculis’/ponies’/-private/public/governmental/criminal/supernatural- organizations’ privacy or even common sense. About a year ago, he made one of his most important discoveries as to his true identity after taking several injuries from ‘falling down a flight of stairs’; he was a homunculus, an artificially created being. Since that time, he has narrowed his focus on figuring out who created him and why, and has recently uncovered information suggesting the answer to these questions could lie in Rapture itself. He has never felt closer to learning the truth about himself, but this time around his intrusive personality may land him in deeper trouble than ever before.
Body: Average yet Olympic Level
Mind: Not Outstanding – He is not a genius hacker/scientist/tech-guy, a major drawback in his quest for information (although perhaps if he were to encounter someone skilled with computers…)
Skill: Research/Information Gathering – He is very good at parsing documents for vital information/keywords and finding said documents in the first place.
Flaw: Nosy/Curious – has a good chance of asking deeply/inappropriately personal questions or trying to look through other player’s stuff.

[Triangle Man]

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Thanks, Fork! Maybe I should touch up that character sheet a bit more. Anyways...

> I'm likely to have done some Research on Rapture before showing up here, and if I remember correctly Arcadia was meant to a be a botanical centre complete with a research centre. Since I'll be making an initial focus on scientific centres, taking the 'New Arcadia' route will be my best bet for now.

So yeah, I'm going through that door to begin with._

[theBSDude]

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Is this like, dead, or are we waiting on something?