>IS and CR: Suit up and get flarpin'...ironically of coarse.
You are about to SUIT UP and GET SHIT DONE when a WILD MUSICAL SEQUENCE suddenly leaps out of the narrative and attacks!
[We cut to Diem abruptly. He is standing in front of a mirror. Surprisingly, instead of his trademark green Sollux shades, he is now wearing a red variation; he's presently buttoning up a black collared shirt with a small diamond emblazoned over a shirt pocket...
He clears his throat, looking at himself in the mirror. He looks left. He looks right. He sighs. Then he opens his mouth...
DIEM: I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark.
[DM turns around, taking a black overcoat off a hanger. It, too, has a red diamond just below one shoulder, clearly visible. He begins to put it on.]
DIEM: I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark.
I always spend my evenings where there's women, wine, and song
But like a man, I always bring my little wife along.
[The scene cuts to dimensionalRip, just finishing buckling her belt on a different outfit from usual. The whole outfit is black; it consists of a light formal jacket, a white tie, a medium-to-short (but not too short, she's eleven people) length black skirt of a business-y persuasion, very dark gray pantyhose, and stylish black shoes. The belt buckle has a white spade upon it.]
DR: I'm a mem8er of the Midnight Crewwwwwwww!
I'm a night owwwwwwwwl and a wwwwwwwwise 8ird too!
Home wwwwwwwwith the milk in the morning,
singing the same old song!!!!!!!! ::::D
[She picks up a picture of DM, smiles, and sighs. Suddenly we cut to EE, getting out of the clown car. It's been parked in front of Carapace Town; ER and TY follow him out.]
EE: RIS-E wit|-| t|-|e moon, go to bed wit|-| t|-|e Sun.
---Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun 38;oD
[EE pulls out a slightly charred BLACK JOKER card as he walks towards the MIDNIGHT CASINO, of all places]
EE: Bring your WIF---E and trouble, it will N-EV-ER trouble you
Make |-|er a member of the Midnight Crew. 3Bo) |-|onk.
[We now cut to loveTemptress sitting on the rooftop of the cathouse, watching a small clocktower on a nearby street in CARAPACE TOWN. It is slowly ticking its way to twelve o'clock]
LT: The fun it doesn't stop until twelve on happy old broadway~
So what's the use of going home until the break of Day~?
[We're now back in the City, watching DD and SS walk down a street.]
DD: Now something confidential, whisper not above a breath.
SS: ===o I ===once went h===ome at tw===o AM and scared my wife t===o death
[We now see attractionFaustus, lazily watching television while ceilingKitten pokes her head out of the ceiling.]
AF: I'm a member of the midnight crew
I'm a night owrrl and a wise bird too
Home with the mirrlk in the morning
singing the same orrld song!
[We cut to a view of the "TARDIS". In the middle of a field. Suddenly the door opens, and a adult troll woman with ram horns - looking very much like Aradia - steps out. She's wearing a green dress, albeit one with a slit leaving her legs clearly visible and high heels, as if someone specific designed the dress to ogle her in it. The heels inevitably sink into the dirt. She grumbles, rolls her eyes, and kicks them off]
HANDMAID?: rise with the m00n
g0 t0 bed with the sun
early t0 bed and y0u will miss all the fun
bring y0ur wife and tr0uble it will never tr0uble y0u
make her a member 0f the midnight crew
[We now see CK again, crawling through a vent somewhere.]
CK: >:3 I never will forget the night I made six rappers run
>:3 Although I didn't have a knife, a black jack, or a gun
>:3 I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
[CK falls through through a vent into a room. She is now surrounded by the clones of SIX DIFFERENT RAP ARTISTS. They look very angry.]
CK: >:3 ...I ran for home and six of them were running after me
[CK suddenly flashsteps, vanishing from the scene must to the annoyance of the RAPPERS. We now cut back to DIEMBOT a.k.a. ARADIEM etc. She's walking through a very dark hallway, the ALLEGED ARADIA slung over her shoulder, still unconscious.
DIEMBOT: I am a member of the Midnight Crew.
I am a night owl, and a wise bird too.
Home with the milk in the morning.
Singing the same old song.
[DIEMBOT arrives in a even darker room and tosses the ALLEGED ARADIA onto a table illuminated by a very dim light hanging from the ceiling. It doesn't look like a soft landing.]
DIEMBOT: Rise with the moon. Go to bed with the sun.
Early to bed and you will miss all the fun.
[ARADIA starts to regain consciousness, opening her eyes slowly.]
DIEMBOT: Bring your wife and trouble.
It will never trouble you.
[DIEMBOT's metal hand suddenly and almost violently clasps around Aradia's chin. She leans over Aradia menacingly.]
DIEMBOT: I will make you a member of the Midnight Crew.
[The lights go out. DIEMBOT'S eyes flash white, and then all is dark.]
You are not entirely sure what the hell just happened.