AdultStuck (SBURB City) Topic III: (Rebooted as Librarian's Grimoire; Details inside)

[Godfrey]

Then it's probably definitely LW, seeing as she's the MAID and I'm pretty sure there's some Equius in that gene sequence of hers?

Good thinking, but I can neither confirm not deny at this time. :U Spoilers.

STILL IT'S FUN TO WATCH PEOPLE THINK THIS OUT.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Good thinking, but I can neither confirm not deny at this time. :U Spoilers.

STILL IT'S FUN TO WATCH PEOPLE THINK THIS OUT.

Well, I'm just saying, because everybody else has had their Title relate to who their genetic parents were, like how Kitty is the Thief of Heart and she's a Nepeta/Vriska, and Diem is the Seer of Doom and he's Terezi/Equius/Sollux/Aradia, and OR who's the Witch of Hope and is Feferi/Eridan and Oh mother of fuck EE is the Bard of Life isn't he? SON OF A SHIT!

[obolisk0430]

My command got used? YUS!

[Godfrey]

Well, I'm just saying, because everybody else has had their Title relate to who their genetic parents were, like how Kitty is the Thief of Heart and she's a Nepeta/Vriska, and Diem is the Seer of Doom and he's Terezi/Equius/Sollux/Aradia, and OR who's the Witch of Hope and is Feferi/Eridan and Oh mother of fuck EE is the Bard of Life isn't he? SON OF A SHIT!

Just to clarify, while that's true of many of the major troll characters, it's not totally true across the board. Still, even when it's not a combo of two parents, the title usually related to at least one parent. For example, if a troll has a Maid or Time title, they're likely related to Aradia. Troll seers and Of Minds are frequently but not always descended from Terezi (loveTemptress, who has the title Seer Of Heart i.e. Seer of Souls, is definitely not a Terezi but does indeed have Nepeta genes).

Of course, with humans this is right out the window. Instead, titles (when they finally start appearing for them) are often based, to some degree, on the "ancestor". Tesla most likely (due to light connotations) has a Hope or Light title.

Also, AS has two titles (that have not quite yet come into play) that are "original" and not from HS canon. Active Monks and passive Scribes. We'll be getting more info on those later in the series, but two of the already introduced "on screen" cast are Scribes (not saying who ) and one is a Monk. Of the cast overall there is definitely a Monk Of Time

[Taveena]

Pf. /CLEARLY/ EE is the Witch of Rage.

[spiritualAfr0]

Oh man, anD here I was hoping that Kareta would be the Knight of Heart. :P

>EE: Politely demand OR for the rights to the thrown.

[karmicOnion]

EE: Dance the dance of your people through text

[smerker]

I'm re-learning the Midnight Crew barbershop quartet, and was rehearsing it while I read the update.
Instead of titles, I sort the characters into voice parts! Great job, Gogfrey!

[Godfrey]

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OR: O<
EE: |-|ello, princess >Bo)
OR: ii'm not talking to you!!!
EE: you wound me. >8o( w|-|y would you not want to talk to little old glubbing me?
OR: mmy sisters told me to stay away from you!!!
OR: tthey say you're a bad fishy!
EE: |-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a
EE: cute.
EE: youre just fuckin adorable w|-|en you're trying to follow rules
EE: you must t|-|ink youre sisters are mot|-|erfuckin rig|-|t about everyt|-|ing |-|u|-|?
OR: ii trust them!
EE: |-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a!
EE: you cant trust nobody little fis|-|y
EE: one day t|-|e swill bloods are gonna fuckin come down |-|ere and kill us all
OR: nnuh uh!!!!
OR: eeveryone up there is nice to me!!!!
EE: |-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a
EE: really
EE: i bet t|-|ey just glubbin tolerate you because youre stronger t|-|an t|-|em
EE: t|-|eyre afraid of you
OR: nnuh uh!
EE: anot|-|er mot|-|erfuckin intelligent response
EE: youre sisters must really be fuckin your t|-|ink pan
OR: wwhat does that even mean???
EE: |-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a
EE: t|-|eyre fuckin wit|-| you
EE: t|-|eyre keepin you nice and safe and complacent
EE: so t|-|ey dont got any competition
OR: >?
EE: for empress idiot
OR: nnope silly!!
OR: we're all going to be empress >D
EE: ...
EE: |-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a|-|a
EE: my cod
EE: youre even more retarded t|-|an i fuckin t|-|oug|-|t
EE: you cant fuckin |-|ave t|-|ree empresses dumbass
EE: t|-|at would be dumb
EE: w|-|at would you even do wit|-| all t|-|ose empresses
EE: sea t|-|is is |-|ow it goes
EE: you |-|ave only one empress
EE: and s|-|e kills t|-|e ot|-|er |-|eiresses
OR: O< ii could never do that!!!
EE: and youre gonna be t|-|e first to be slaug|-|tered
EE: like t|-|e little fis|-|y oinkbeast you are >Bo)
OR: D<!!!!!!!!!
OR: ww would NEVER do that to each other!
EE: o|-| yea|-|
EE: w|-|at do you t|-|ink t|-|e quiet ones are doin all day
EE: wit|-| t|-|eir fuckin books and t|-|eir fuckin tec|-|
OR: iits a hobby!!!
EE: yea|-| w|-|y dont you fuckin ask t|-|em |-|ow it works
EE: i t|-|ink t|-|eyd know a lot fuckin better t|-|an you
EE: course t|-|en t|-|eyre gonna kills ya
OR: nnope!!!
OR: yyou'll see!
EE: i told ya
EE: cant trust nobody idiot
EE: not even family
EE: especially not fuckin family
EE: were not even supposed to |-|ave family
EE: its just a dumb concept fuckin forced upon us by t|-|e pink candy blood monkeys
EE: to keep us mot|-|erfuckin complacent
OR: >\
OR: ii don't believe a word you say!
EE: fine
EE: fuckin dont
EE: not any of my fucking business
EE: in fact id just as soon kill you all as look at you anyway
EE: fuckin goin native
OR: ggo away!
OR: ii said i dont believe you!
EE: fuck
EE: wasnt gonna by w|-|y t|-|e fuck not
EE: |-|eres a fuckin knowledge bomb im gonna drop on ya
EE: gonna blow your mot|-|erfuckin mind sky |-|ig|-|
OR: sshut up
EE: |-|ow do ya fuckin t|-|ink eridan died |-|u|-|
OR: hhe was a hero >( he died heroically trying to save the other adults!
EE: wow
EE: t|-|ey fuckin told you t|-|at
EE: t|-|at is mot|-|erfuckin |-|ilarious
EE: t|-|ats not |-|ow |-|e fuckin died stupid
EE: kanaya killed |-|im
EE: c|-|ainsawed |-|im rig|-|t in fuckin |-|alf
EE: after |-|e killed feferi too >Bo)
OR: !!!!!
EE: see
EE: w|-|at did i fuckin tell ya
EE: cant trust nobody
EE: not family
EE: not t|-|e adults
EE: nobody
-- oceanRisingadultstuck [OR] has blocked enjoyableEvening. --

[Kisame12]

>OR: Tear down your Eridan posters. TEAR THEM ALL DOWN. Then, burst through the surface like an enraged whale and flop onto the beach.
>Kanaya: be walking FA
>FA: See beached girl. Poke with stick.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

>Kanaya: be walking FA

Oh god the mental images.

[MeleeMage]

See, EE? That's why we can't have nice things! You just have to go and |-|ONK everything up, don't you?

[Godfrey]

See, EE? That's why we can't have nice things! You just have to go and |-|ONK everything up, don't you?

>EE: Responsible for much of the cast's mental problems since year eight.

[spiritualAfr0]

>OR: Prove the meany wrong by asking your sisters to show you how to do their hobbies.

[The Long Man]

OR: Engage TANTRUM MODE

[Godfrey]

>OR: Tear down your Eridan posters. TEAR THEM ALL DOWN. Then, burst through the surface like an enraged whale and flop onto the beach.


You completely fail to do this! EE is totally a liar! >(


>OR: Engage TANTRUM MODE


You do, however, flip the fuck out in general, crying and sobbing and generally flailing your arms about in a not at all cheerful manner or princessly manner.

You flee the room, nearly tripping over LW in your haste, which LW seems to interpret as you kicking her and curls up in a tighter ball. You don't really notice, slamming the door shut behind you as you leave.




Elsewhere in the palace...Downstairs, in fact.

Two girls sit on a couch. They are, in fact, nearly identical, physically speaking. They are both tyrian blooded, of course, with fins and gills and all. THey're about the same height, with horns that begin to curl a short distance above their head. They are covered in long, flowing hair.

There are a few noticeable differences.

For one thing, one girl - the one on the left - is wearing goggles of a more purplish variety. The one on the right's are red.

The one on the left, additionally, also looks really damn bored as she watches the television, yawning a bit periodically. She twirls a small wrench in her hand, periodically.

The on the right, on the other hand, seems to be quietly enraptured in the program, a little smirk across her face as she watches it. Quietly knitting.


The one on the left is noesisSpringer.

The one on the right is selachianNympholepsy.


You are almost entirely certain nothing bad will happen to either of them that would possibly remove them from the narrative.


NS: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
NS: This is soooooooooooo dumb.
SN: shhhhh
SN: i am trying t() watch
NS: It's not even reaaaaaaaaaal.
NS: It's fake fake fakey combat.
SN: i d() n()t care
NS: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
SN: sister
SN: we are like
SN: f()ur
SN: ()f c()urse it is fake
NS: But it's duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb.
NS: They're beating the crap out of each other for nooooooooooo reasooooooooooooooooon.
NS: I bet the treasure isn't even that coooooooooooool.
SN: y()u are extending y()ur v()wels again
NS: ...
NS: Thank you.
NS: ...
NS: Do you
NS: hear something?
SN: it is the small ()ne
NS: Huh?
NS: Ahhhhhhhh!

NS flails like a maniac as she is tackled by a screaming and crying OR, sending them flying off the couch.

SN simply continues knitting.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

OR: Break down in hysterics.

[Lubiniki]

>nightmareSqu- I MEAN noesisSpringer: Flail your arms in a silly fashion and glub like a maniac.
>SN: Watch your show. ()_()
>OR: wweh weh weh weh!

[spiritualAfr0]

>NS: Proceed to shoosh-pap the little one.

[obolisk0430]

>NS and SN: Engage Double Shooshpap Combo x2

[MeleeMage]

selachianNympholepsy? Am I interpreting that right? What is the right way to interpret that?

[Godfrey]

Horny fits of a shark.

Whether or not SN has any idea what that words means or just thought it was funny (since she's like eight here) is another matter entirely.

[Godfrey]

NS: Oh cooooooooooooooooood
OR: wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!
NS: gluuuuuuuuuuuuuuub!!!!!!
NS: gluuuuuuuub!
NS: Whaaaaaaaaaat's wrong?
OR: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweh!
NS: You're not really giving me any hints here
OR: wwwwwwwwwwwwwweh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NS: Glub!
NS: Calm down and tell me what's wrong!
NS: Glub!
OR: gglub gglub
SN: bark
OR: .................
NS: ...........
SN: what
SN: i am a shark
NS: ......
NS: So anyway.
NS: What's wrong, sis??????
OR: ssniffle
OR: tthat guy trolled m-me again!!!!
NS: Oh, for cod's sake!!!!
NS: Didn't we tell you to block him? 3:\
OR: iiiii know!
OR: ii'm sorry!
OR: gglub gglub
SN: sigh
SN: what did the brute say this time
OR: hhe said
OR: hhe said awful things
NS: Heeeeeere we goooooo.
SN: v()wels
NS: RIGHT.
NS: Sorry.
OR: hhe said
OR: hhe said
OR: hhe said that
OR: hhe said that trolls don't have siblings
OR: aand that we're gonna kill each other
SN: ...
NS: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
NS: That's dumb.
NS: Dumby dumb dumb,.
NS: We coooooould never hurt each other, right?
SN: right 38)
NS: Well.
NS: Not serioooooously.
SN: hahahahaha
OR: D<
NS: .......Baaaaaad timing.
NS: Sorry.
NS: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut the point is.
NS: We looooooooove you.
NS: Riiiiiight sis?
SN: ()f c()urse
OR: ddo you mean it? >(
NS: Oooooooooo cooooooourse! 38888D
SN: 38D
OR: >D
NS: Whooooooooo's the most adorable fishy princess?
OR: ii am!
SN: i am
SN: ...
SN: ()h
SN: s()rry
NS: .......In all fairness.
NS: I am actually the mooooooost adoooooooooorable.
OR: nnuh uh!!!!!
SN: n()
NS: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!!!
NS: You can't deny it!!!!! 38888P
SN: hahahaha
SN: yeah
SN: right
OR: uum
OR: hhe also
OR: hhe also said
OR: tthat
OR: eeridan was a monster
OR: aand kanaya killed him
OR: >(
NS: ...............
SN: ..................
NS: .......Hey!!!!!
NS: You know what!!!
NS: Let's go on an adventure!!!!!
SN: yes
SN: yes, that s()unds excellent
SN: we must d() that
OR: an adventure? yay!!!!!! >D!!!
NS: Noooooo moooooooore sad stuff!
NS: Just the three of us!
OR: aand lw?
NS: Yeah, oookay, and LW!
SN: sure whatever
NS: Just the four of us! Against the wooooorld!
SN: y()u mean in the landdweller cl()thing st()res
NS: That's pretty against the world!
OR: yyeah!!!!! lets go adventuring!!!! >D

[The Long Man]

OR's Batman story: unfold

[MeleeMage]

Yay! Adventuring!