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Nippleta is now a thing

Her hat is an oversized protrusion hammock.

[Enolagay]

Seriously, just the fact that I am not gaging at the premise makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with me

I think what the hell is wrong with you is that you are honest and admit you think about gross internet things more than you'd care to. Most people do.
at least that's how I justify jackin' it to cats
it was a joke dont kick me out of the forums

[wrinklefudger]

Nippleta has 33 nipples probably.

Congratulations, you have made the list of "people I suspect are secretly pedophiles." you should feel proud! It is a very exclusive list, consisting only of Woody Allen, my middle-school principal, myself, and now you-

Wait! Why the odd number?

[Enolagay]

it catpuns to be relevant to her purrson
edit: wow that didn't explain it
arsenic = atomic number 33
and other reasons probably

[Cervos]

Nepeta's number gimmick is 33.

Since her lusus has two mouths, she makes a :33 emote. 33 is the atomic number for Arsenic which is in her handle (arsenicCatnip). She replaces EE's with 33 too.

[Murder]

Yea I don't understand why people are so irked wen we leave out the 'h' in Meena, Jon, Arley and Alley.

[wrinklefudger]

wait a minute! Let us assume, based on our assumption that human and troll anatomies are analogous (except reproductive systems), we can assume that nipples come in two rows. Based on my self-measurements (assuming a deviation in size of less than one standard deviation) the ratio of areola-diameter to torso length is 12:1. That would only account for 24 nipples. With two on her horns, that would increase to 26. Where are her other 7?

[megaminxwin]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[maximus25]

I know we are talking about important things like where extra nipples are on troll girls (Their backs,) but I and my friend thought of something.

Carry on my Wayward Son is like John's song. Seriously, go listen to it whilst thinking of John and Dad. We need a music video of this, stat.

Please.

[wrinklefudger]

I think what the hell is wrong with you is that you are honest and admit you think about gross internet things more than you'd care to. Most people do.
at least that's how I justify jackin' it to cats
it was a joke dont kick me out of the forums

That is sick! Now if you excuse me, I have classier things to attend to. *wrinklefudger then spent the next hour on HSG trying to find pictures of homestuck characters pissing themselves*
that was also a joke. I am not on HSG. Please don't boot me

[Cervos]

wait a minute! Let us assume, based on our assumption that human and troll anatomies are analogous (except reproductive systems), we can assume that nipples come in two rows. Based on my self-measurements (assuming a deviation in size of less than one standard deviation) the ratio of areola-diameter to torso length is 12:1. That would only account for 24 nipples. With two on her horns, that would increase to 26. Where are her other 7?

Down her back and tail :I

[.Chika]

Jugding by the conversation (Nepeta's 33 nipples) ...
I'm late for discussing the potato.

Anyway. Meenah and Feferi use exactly the same color. This is really inconveniant.
And good morning everyone.

[mysteriousOutsider]

Only if you assume we're ever seeing Feferi again.

[.Chika]

Only if you assume we're ever seeing Feferi again.

... Right. Now everything makes sense.

[Cervos]

Would you expect them not to? They have the same blood.

Equius is the only one who doesn't use a color almost exactly the same as his blood for some reason (His blood is a True Blue███ while his text is Darker like this███). I'm..not exactly sure why he does that. I'm wondering if it's either because John's text is a True blue, or Equius thinks that using an even darker blue is like more dignified

[wrinklefudger]

Jugding by the conversation (Nepeta's 33 nipples) ...
I'm late for discussing the potato.

Anyway. Meenah and Feferi use exactly the same color. This is really inconveniant.
And good morning everyone.

There are only so many colors of pink that the human eye can differentiate between.

Girls can see: magenta, hot pink, salmon, cotton-candy pink, violet, tyrian purple.

Guys can see: gay, slightly less gay

[NemracAngel]

Actually, when I look at pink I see, dark pink, darker pink, pink, light pink and this shit is so bright pink.

[.Chika]

I fact, I would have expected her to use maybe a lighter, or a darker shade of tyiran purple.

[mysteriousOutsider]

There are only so many colors of pink that the human eye can differentiate between.

Girls can see: magenta, hot pink, salmon, cotton-candy pink, violet, tyrian purple.

Guys can see: gay, slightly less gay

>:|

this is somewhat of a frowny face

my face is so very frowny right now

[Cervos]

Shouldn't it be, then

>:[ for a Terezi frown, >:C for super frowny or >:I for cheeky harumph

[mysteriousOutsider]

Shouldn't it be, then

>:[ for a Terezi frown, >:C for super frowny or >:I for cheeky harumph

No.

Straight mouth has all the nuance I require.

[Enolagay]

There are only so many colors of pink that the human eye can differentiate between.

Girls can see: magenta, hot pink, salmon, cotton-candy pink, violet, tyrian purple.

Guys can see: gay, slightly less gay

this is especially funny to me since the last time I saw you here you were providing insightful info on asexuality

[wrinklefudger]

I hate terezi's smiley! it should be ∑:] not >:]
> looks like eyebrows!

I'm not saying I see it like that! I grew up in a matriarchal household of professional artists. I know my pinks in spite of my extruded genitals!

[Cervos]

She says they're whatever they want to be. Horns, Eyebrows, whatever.

Karkat made the same complaint.

CG: WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT IN PERSON.
GC: HOW "1N P3RSON" DO YOU M34N?
GC: UH OH LOOK 4T MY 3Y3BROWS G3TT1NG C4RR13D 4W4Y H3R3
GC: >;]
GC: > ;]
GC: >;]
GC: > ;]
GC: >;]
GC: > ;]
GC: K4RK4T H3LP, TH3Y 4R3 OUT OF CONTROL!!!
CG: THOSE ARE EYEBROWS?
CG: I THOUGHT THEY WERE HORNS.
GC: TH3Y 4R3 HORNS TOO
GC: TH3Y 4R3 4R3 WH4T3V3R 1 W4NT TH3M TO B3
CG: ?:B

[.Chika]

I hate terezi's smiley! it should be ∑:] not >:]
> looks like eyebrows!

I think it's really cute ! >:]
By the way, the "M" looks like weird eyebrows too.