You soar to an UNSPECIFIED RUNG on your ECHELADDER. You briefly wonder why there aren't any rank names on there, before remembering the person RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BLOODSWAP was too dumb to figure out which font is used for the canon echeladders and GAVE UP.
Oh well. You're still good.
>Be the girl who likes the number 4.
--- ariadosGrove [AG]
ceased trolling caponesArsenal [CA]
AG: H4444y, douchew4d!!!! Your pl4n succeeded like 4 ch4rm.
AG: Guess who's connecting to her w4yw4rd m4tesprit 4S WE SPE4K????
AG: TH4T'S RIGHT! ::)
CA: i do a favvvvor for you and you call me a douchewwwwad in return
CA: did your lusus raise you wwwwithout manners on purpose or is it just too retarded to function right
AG: Shut it! 4s much 4s I would like to sit here 4nd bicker 4bout useless things, I h4ve business to keep up.
AG: BROWNBLOOOODS TO SERVER!!!!
AG: REL4TIONSHIPS TO MEND.
AG: 4ND MOST OF 4LLLL....
AG: (this is 4 dr4m4tic p4use, hold on to your se4t)
AG: WIIIIN!!!! ::D
CA: yeah right
CA: your plans are gonna crash and burn horribly like evvvverything else you do
CA: and im gonna be sittin there wwwwith fef eatin popcorn and wwwwatchin the showwww
AG: Well I don't think she's gonna w4nt to h4ve 4444nything to do with you 4fter you mind controlled her into giving up her server position. ;;)
CA: oh fuuuuck
CA: i didnt think of that
AG: H4H4H4H4 YOU'RE 4N IDIOT.
CA: shut up shroomsucker this plan wwwwas yours in the first place
CA: if i get busted you better fuckin believvvve evvvveryones gettin told about your hand in the matters
CA: i mean wwwwhy wwwwould i go through all the effort of doin this if i wwwwasnt bein pressured
AG: 4uuugh!!!! FINE. Help me think of 4 w4y to cover my 4ss.
CA: i dont think i can
AG: Why not????
CA: its too big
AG: F4CK OFF.
CA: heheheheh but really lets see nowwww
CA: wwwwell normally wwwwhen people snap outta my mind control they dont immediately realise i did it
CA: obvvvviously if she immediately pesters kan then wwwwere gonna havvvve a problem
AG: So stop her from doing th4t!
CA: yeah but shell still think she gotta servvvver kan
CA: unless wwwwe tell her somethin else shell believvvve
AG: Uhhhh, d4mn. Wh4t's something she'll buy????
CA: fuck im thinkin ok
CA: wwwwell times passed so
CA: wwwwhat if i rush over
CA: 'hey fef are you ok you blacked out for a bit"
CA: "yeah nobody could get a response out of you"
CA: "kan wwwwas runnin outta time so she got someone else to serve her"
CA: "no big deal wwwwe just gotta slot you in somewwwwhere else"
CA: "no no its ok but theres meteors headin our wwwway so wwwwe gotta play the game asap or else wwwwere gonna be blue paste"
AG: You're the world's worst 4ctor, holy shit.
AG: No w4y she'll buy that.
CA: you dont knowwww fef at all
CA: shell eat it up wwwwith a spoon
CA: a robospoon
AG: Oh ye4h I forgot she h4d her sh4me orbs 4ll 4-tingle for you, for some gross 4nd inexplic4ble re4son.
CA: ugh dont say it like that
AG: ---[ Ooooo)( ---Eridan I can't take it any longer!! I'm coming over wit)( a bucket RIG)(T NOW!!! Clank clank, bad machine pun!!! ]---
CA: shut up or im tellin sol about this scheme right nowwww
AG: Get 4 sense of humor, geeeez!!!!
AG: Why not just go flushed for her???? You're 4 little b4rren on the red prospects, for 4 re4son th4t is tot4lly not inexplic4ble 4nd 4ctu4lly pretty obvious. >::)
CA: hey i got a matesprit
AG: SINCE WHEN
AG: Well you better s4y your goodbyes soon, c4use I don't think they'll be surviving this 4poc4lypse!
CA: maybe they wwwwill
AG: >::O !!!!
AG: It's one of us????!!!!
AG: In the n4me of the sweet met4l Empress!!!! Don't you h4ve 4ny sh4me????
CA: id like to remind you im not the one wwwwho just screwwwwed up the plans to savvvve us all from meteors so she could somehowwww try and wwwwin back the affection of someone wwwwhos hated her guts for the better part of a swwwweep
CA: just sayin
AG: FUCK I h4te you so much. Ugh.
AG: Where were we even going with this?!
CA: dunno i lost track
CA: howwww fars your program dowwwwnloaded yet
AG: 4lmost done!!!!
CA: okay so heres wwwhat im thinkin
CA: ill tell fef that since wwwwe got no time to spare ill servvvver her
CA: then shell servvvver ara since shes apparently ALIVVVVE nowwww????
CA: or a ghost or somethin????
CA: meanwwwhile youre gonna havvvve to swwwweettalk ter into servvvverin you
CA: or mind control her i guess
AG: I'll work something out. Now buzz off, Vrisk4's got 4 hot d4te coming up!!!!
CA: youre the saddest goddamn troll in the wwwworld
--- ariadosGrove [AG] ceased trolling caponesArsenal [CA] ---