"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?" -- Chuck Palahniuk
pesterchum - cynicalDoomster/xeroticDeceiver
Isn't it after school? Don't principals usually have lives?
Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.
I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!
I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.
If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!
You are the Chief of Doom in the Land of Steppe and Silence. Your chumHandle is absentmindedThinker. --you tend to think too much and sometimes you get a bit ahead of yourself-- (you now have a pesterchum)
Originally Posted by crash826
"I KN3W W3 SHOULDN'T H4V3 H4D N3P3T4 DO TH3 3CTOB1OLOGY"
Originally Posted by Cervos
Karkat explains this with bandicoots. I'll explain this with Pokemon (again[again{again}])
You've got your Johnvee and evolved him into Joltijohn and you're like well shit fuck this ground gym leader can't beat him. Gotta restart
But you wanna keep Joltijohn. So you trade Joltijohn to another game session.
You can now restart the old game. You still have Johnvee there to pick up again. He's the same but now he's different. He can live another life that's different from the original like turn him into Flarejohn.
You can also bring your old Joltijohn into your game too. You now how 2 Johns.
ZigZagas: Well, I am a lesbian
ZigZagas: So
ZigZagas: Don't quote me on that
♣ Ford: No actually that's a disguise
♣ Ford: In reality I already am hitler
[KotSC] iSynpi: NICHOLAS CAGE
[KotSC] iSynpi: MUST DIE
[KotSC] iSynpi: SQUARED
[KotSC] HiHeiwa: Mkai
[KotSC] iSynpi: NO IT'S NOT MKAI
[KotSC] iSynpi: HE TOOK THE GIRL I LOVED
[KotSC] iSynpi: AND FUCKING RAPED HER HEART
ZigZagas: when it comes to traumatising children, paedophiles ain't got nothing on me
♣ Ford: YOU ARE ALREADY ONE OF THEM
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: "THEM"?
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: THE MEN IN BLACK?
♣ Ford: YES
♣ Ford: THEM
♣ Ford: THOSE
♣ Ford: PEOPLE WHO ARE FAN OF SOMETHING TO A CERTAIN DEGREE
♣ Ford: SUCH A DEGREE THAT HAS THEM RENAME COOL HOLIDAYS WITH STUPID NAMES
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: YEAH SURE WHATEVER
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: I'M ALSO A ROLEPLAYER SO FUCK YOU
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: AND A WINGNUT
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: AND A KNUCKLEHEAD MCSPAZZATRON
♣ Ford: OH GOD
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: I'M
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: I'M
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt3z5WEhex0
♣ Ford: YOU INSTANTLY LOSE THIS SINCE YOU'RE BRINGING IN YOUR THEME SONG
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: Can that skirt get any shorter
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: I mean seriously
[KotSC] Δ HiHeiwa: SERIOUSLY
ZigZagas: I hope so
♣ Ford: what makes me a good Terezi?
♣ Ford: If I were a bad Terezi, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with ya, now would I?
Originally Posted by Tentacle Reign
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN THE MOUNTAIN
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT STDS YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH FROM THAT
Originally Posted by Tentacle Reign
someone's going to walk in on redet naked humping the tunnel wall aren't they
ZigZagas: My throat is under attack from blackcurrant flavoured flames
ZigZagas: *unpimpressed*
FordJohnes: If I were female
FordJohnes: I'd be a lesbian
HiHeiwa: QFT
20:54 PickYerPoison Aw man, I can't stomp on these babies, they explode
Delt♠ HiHeiwa the Win'dy: So wait
Delt♠ HiHeiwa the Win'dy: Are you admitting
Delt♠ HiHeiwa the Win'dy: You are lazier
Delt♠ HiHeiwa the Win'dy: Than me
Ω ZigZagas Ω: than what/who
Ω ZigZagas Ω: In multiple respects that is true, yes
Delt♠ HiHeiwa the Win'dy: YES
Delt♠ HiHeiwa the Win'dy: I AM NOT THE LAZIEST MAN ALIVE
Delt♠ HiHeiwa the Win'dy: I AM QUOTING THIS SO YOU CAN NEVER DENY IT
09:31 <Ford>: I shit babies to toughen up
Ω ZigZagas Ω: I'LL MAKE A LANGUAGE
Ω ZigZagas Ω: WHOSE ALPHABET CONSISTS OF DIFFERENT SEX POSITIONS
♠HiHeiwa|Guess Who's Back: AND MINE WILL ACTUALLY B-
♠HiHeiwa|Guess Who's Back: ...
Ω ZigZagas Ω: And then teach models how to speak it.
Ω ZigZagas Ω: >:
Ω ZigZagas Ω: >
♠HiHeiwa|Guess Who's Back:
[22:30:48] ♣: "Dudes listen I just rigged this place with explosives I think you should run."
[22:30:57] HiHeiwa: "oh you fucker"
ZigZagas von Equestria: BLAH
ZigZagas von Equestria: BLAH
ZigZagas von Equestria: BLAH
ZigZagas von Equestria: SCREENCAP MEEE
ZigZagas von Equestria: LOVE MEEEE
Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.
I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!
I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.
If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!
> Get what you came for and get out of this crazy place.
"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?" -- Chuck Palahniuk
pesterchum - cynicalDoomster/xeroticDeceiver