>Fio: Send a heartfelt reply thanking your friend for the invitation. Tell him that you'll attempt to do what you can to get there.
>Fio: Send a heartfelt reply thanking your friend for the invitation. Tell him that you'll attempt to do what you can to get there.
Yes, that's an excellent idea, you handle your plume and get ready to write a meaningful letter to your dear friend, but you can't finish it because you're too busy being him
Fiorella: > Be the mummy
THIS CHUM IS STANDING IN HIS LIVING ROOM, WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM, LETS GIVE HIM A NAME!
HOW IS THIS FELLOW GOING TO BE NAMED?
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Tutankhaton
I immediately noticed that 95% of everyone on the opposite side of every argument were complete idiots. After a while, however, I started to realise that 90% of everyone on my side of every argument were also idiots. Then I realised that statistically, that meant there is a 90% chance that I am an idiot. And now I don't post on the Bioware forums anymore.
Clyde. Your name is Clyde. Not your real name, because that is Shaluktamen, but you insist everyone call you Clyde because everyone mispronounces your name and it annoys you.
Alternatively: Bubba Hotep.
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>Nekkhetep
>Tchaastcheru
>Skhabnegait
>Nemnema (lit. "wriggler")
(I have a copy of Dr. E.A.Wallace Budge's dictionary of translations and transliterations of the ancient Egyptian language)
Pooproll McLittersmell
> Ramkahem "Ram" Hotep IX
Kitty > Use mummy leg as scratching post.
I'm way too cool to have a signature... wait a second...
BTW, the three crossed out names in my previous post are all joke names that perhaps he could reject. Probably wouldn't need to do more than one of them though, because they're all variations of the same joke, which is that the name is over-the-top gay (one of them, I forget which one, translates as "Arse Master"). I was originally going to have a wider variety types of joke names, but I got distracted when I noticed a very good potential non-joke name (the bolded name)
Just to be clear, "Crawling Chaos" isn't a translation, but a descriptive title, like 'Haunter of the Dark', 'Father Of The Million Favored Ones', or 'Bringer of Those Who Are Detested'. The name translates to something along the lines of "Evil Done Without Peace" or "There Is No Peace Beyond The Gates"
"Nyarlathotep" is Egyptian, but does not describe a Mummy at all. Besides, we should save the Eldritch Horror for another character.
I'm withdrawing "Ramkahen" after realizing it's the name of a group of jackal men from World of Warcraft. Substitute "Amunhanif "Han" Ramses IX"
You might have seen your real name between all these posts already. But you rather call yourself
> Cyril Forthill.
Typing quirk... typing quirk... I guess that I speåk with ån hønest ånd cålm tøne, in å friendly måtter.
> Insert name
HAHA, SO FUNNY, YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN, HAVE YOU TRIED BEING EVEN MORE FUNNY WITH TROLLS? RUMOR HAS IT THEY HAVE A SPLENDID SENSE OF HUMOR.
> Insert real name
YOUR NAME IS AMUNHANIF HOTEP THE IX BUT YOUR FRIENDS HAVE LOTS OF TROUBLES WHILE TRYING TO PRONOUNCE IT SO YOU TELL THEM TO CALL YOU CLYDE. YOU'RE CURSED TO BE 18 THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BUT SINCE YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS AND A NICE LIFE THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
Last edited by Otcishot; 04-02-2012 at 09:05 AM.
Pet the cat
Read your wall
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Kitty >Shred that mummy leg! Don't deny your natural instincts, your claws are quivering with the desire to feel the linen tearing beneath them!
I'm way too cool to have a signature... wait a second...
> Explain Hieroglyphics