Hey everyone, I've been working on the Ultimate God Tier title test. With 20 Titles and 100 different aspects!
(That's 8 custom titles and 88 custom aspects)
I've got the quiz itself sorted, I'm just needing help with the art. I can handle drawing the hero modes, I just need help with the recolouring, perhaps I could get some help? No need to worry about the logos I can handle that. Anyway, this is some stuff I have so far.
GOD TIER ASPECTS
I have 49 drawn and 57 planned out. The ones not there but planned are: Want, Need, Pain, Sleep, Thrill, Keys, Zen, Tears. Piss, Lips and Mail are not serious aspects and won't be included in the quiz.
Warning: Huge image
HERO MODE IMAGES
I'm redrawing all of the canon designs, as a lot of them don't match proportionately, and will be making male and female versions for non gender exclusive classes. I will be making my own assumptions for Page, Mage, Sylph and Rogue. Though may take influence for some from http://zynwolf.deviantart.com/art/Ho...ects-289351342, with permission of course.
Below are canon aspect Mage's by my own design. A Male mage.
Here is an example of a female Mage.
So that means 100 possible aspects for every male and female of each possible Title. A lot of recolouring! I cannae do this alone!
I've sorted Male Mage's so far, below are Mages of Shade, Trust and Fate
As for completed hero modes, I've only began recently, but will update as I do more. I have made Male/Female Mages, Female Seer, Male Heir, Lurk (female only) and a Male thief.
The extra Titles have been solidified.
MALE EXCLUSIVE: Lord, Duke
MAINLY MALE: Monk, Guard
MAINLY FEMALE: Scout, Knave
FEMALE EXCLUSIVE: Lurk, Priest
Lord - Duke
Dukes and Lords both want one thing. Power. Lords naturally will begin using their aspect with ease very fast, but it
takes a while to understand it, causing them to become uncontrollable, a Lord is one "who controls X to gain power"
where a Duke understands their aspect but doesn't learn to use it for a while. A Duke is someone "who understands X to
gain power" as the more passive role. Duke's and Lords will often fight. Be warned if there are 2 on your team.
Monk - Guard
These classes deal in taking damage. A Monk will "Invite damage through X" or "Invite damage with X" whilst a Guard
playing the Active+ role will "Put themselves in X's way" to protect their team. These two classes are very big on
Defense.
Scout - Knave
Scouts and Knaves are information retrievers. A Knave being the active player "Seeks out information using X" to give
themselves the upper edge, the more passive Scout "seeks out information on X" to help benefit their team. Both these
players must be stealthy.
Lurk - Priest
These two classes both deal with Stealth. A Lurk being more active, will attack fast and strong, being
"assisted in stealth by X" to deliver damage, a Priest would be "assist in stealth with X" to help benefit her team."
Both these classes can travel fast and hide well.
(I am thinking of trading Priest for Guide and change it up a bit as we already have Monk.)
Anyway, that's what I'm working on, I hope I can get some other people on board to help!
Mido out~!
Planning on Aspects (will complete this later)
SENSE
The ability of the 5 senses, Thieves of Sense can ehance their own senses by taking them from other people, whereas
a Seer of Sense could see the future somewhat of things they touch/taste/smell/hear/see. Sense players all differ
somewhat, as one sense player could be based around smell, where another is based around taste.
DEATH
The hero of Death has powers that manipulate around death, but also change. A prince of death can defend themself
from death but can only kill indirectly, a passive way to be active, thus destroying death. A Seer of death could
forsee not exactly death, but great changes in the future.
GROUND
Ground players are the only tier who can't fly, though they make up for it with being physically stronger, no matter
the title. Making this an active aspect. Knights of Ground could manipulate the ground beneath them as a weapon to
protect their team, whilst a Rogue of Ground could detect and steal valuable things from underneath the surface to help
benefit their team.
Okay, while I think some of the aspects are somewhat superfluous and possibly a bit too literal, I think this is all completely AMAZING. And also, your Hate Aspect design is much more professional then the one I had designed.
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Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Land of Cotton and Candy.
Good Quote, Best Ship.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
This isn't sweaty evidence. This is cold, hard fact. Like a mallet that I've left in the freezer just so I can smack somebody with it later.
Yes, good.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
should this happen at the end of homestuck, yes or no?
I think 50 would simply be more realistic. Plus it covers the hypothetical 48-Player Squiddle session that supposedly spawned the Troll's universe, so gunning for anything more is pushing the barrier into absurdity. Unless you think of an aspect that really strikes your fancy without being too redundant, 50's a good stopping point.
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Hardes Skylia, anonymous indigo with a passion for hatred and roleplaying. Vyconi Beilun, studious, intelligent, and a douche.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Land of Cotton and Candy.
Good Quote, Best Ship.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
This isn't sweaty evidence. This is cold, hard fact. Like a mallet that I've left in the freezer just so I can smack somebody with it later.
Yes, good.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
should this happen at the end of homestuck, yes or no?
Well, for starters, Luck is pretty redundant in regards to Light affiliation to Fortune and Fortune attributing to probability, and therefore Luck, so that one should probably get nicked.
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Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Land of Cotton and Candy.
Good Quote, Best Ship.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
This isn't sweaty evidence. This is cold, hard fact. Like a mallet that I've left in the freezer just so I can smack somebody with it later.
Yes, good.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
should this happen at the end of homestuck, yes or no?
Hrm... going to go through with looking at the aspects. Sorry if it might be a tad harsh.
Since Soul is tied to the aspect of Heart, that might be too redundant as well.
Not sure about Fate, but it could be tied to Doom. Though that's still up in the air, and Death seems to be tied with Doom as well.
Health is redundant with the Life aspect. Shape and Form are redundant to either, unless there's something that differentiates them
Well, Star might imply direction, but it seems to share aspects from both Light and Hope, so I guess there's a reason for it looking rather flimsy.
Faith seems to be redundant with Hope, but again, it's up in the air, along with that, it's already similar to Trust.
Friends, Aid, and Hate seem to just be there for the shipping quadrants... and they're kinda redundant with some aspects, especially as they could be tied to Blood, but that's still unsure.
Tech could be a lot more general, like perhaps it could be something like "Art" or "Craft" but that might make them similar to "Shape/Form" or "Toil" respectively, unless you've got a good idea on how this could go.
Sound and Song seem similar, but they can be different, though it depends on how you differentiate them.
Erm... could you elaborate on Night, Dusk, Dawn and Day? They seem to be variations on Light or some other form.
Other than that, that's about it. If you're not happy about the ideas, feel free to ignore what's been written here.
You are the Chief of Doom in the Land of Steppe and Silence. Your chumHandle is absentmindedThinker. --you tend to think too much and sometimes you get a bit ahead of yourself-- (you now have a pesterchum)
Originally Posted by crash826
"I KN3W W3 SHOULDN'T H4V3 H4D N3P3T4 DO TH3 3CTOB1OLOGY"
Originally Posted by Cervos
Karkat explains this with bandicoots. I'll explain this with Pokemon (again[again{again}])
You've got your Johnvee and evolved him into Joltijohn and you're like well shit fuck this ground gym leader can't beat him. Gotta restart
But you wanna keep Joltijohn. So you trade Joltijohn to another game session.
You can now restart the old game. You still have Johnvee there to pick up again. He's the same but now he's different. He can live another life that's different from the original like turn him into Flarejohn.
You can also bring your old Joltijohn into your game too. You now how 2 Johns.
Toil, at least the way i say it, is two syllables also and woudn't be an aspect choice... (Toy-il...) Work, Strife, Pain, either might be a good replacmenet depending on what you are wanting to go for with "toil"
A clover-rainbow-balloon romance story would work similarly, except after the kiss you challenge them to a game of marbles, then engage in a contest of riddleomancy, have them slip on banana, and take a moment to do a little dance as your partner plays a tiny panpipe. The crowd ignores the scene as best they can as security drags you away while you giggle like a schoolgirl.
Using Blaziken is like using a Jet-Pack. Using Buneary is like tying Bowling Balls to your ankles. If you're High-Jumping for fun in your backyard then sure go nuts, but this is the Olympics dude cut that shit out.
According to the papers I've read, you can only be a Pokemon Master if you think that the GenI games are still good, and are the only good games out there except maybe GenII.
Originally Posted by cyberneticUranium
If thats a pokemon master then lets not be pokemon masters.
Arrange your buildings in rings. The inner ring houses important democratic government buildings. The next ring houses the rich people, then a ring with some less rich people, businesses, utilities, etc, and then...the furthest ring.
I'd just like to say that while Hate may seem to be just a 'Shoehorn the quadrants in' Aspect, I think it has some real premise, which can honestly be said more of than Friends.
I like Hate and think that as far as Aspects go that it is a winner.
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Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Land of Cotton and Candy.
Good Quote, Best Ship.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
This isn't sweaty evidence. This is cold, hard fact. Like a mallet that I've left in the freezer just so I can smack somebody with it later.
Yes, good.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
should this happen at the end of homestuck, yes or no?
Toil, at least the way i say it, is two syllables also and woudn't be an aspect choice... (Toy-il...) Work, Strife, Pain, either might be a good replacmenet depending on what you are wanting to go for with "toil"
Toil is officially only one syllable, though. I think it fits very nicely.
I'd just like to say that while Hate may seem to be just a 'Shoehorn the quadrants in' Aspect, I think it has some real premise, which can honestly be said more of than Friends.
I like Hate and think that as far as Aspects go that it is a winner.
Probably, but note that Hate is kinda obvious and either Heart or Blood can fill the same roles that "Hate" does depending on the class that those two aspects are coupled with, along with that, Hate is... sorta singular in idea compared to most of the other aspects in that... well, what would you think could be a secondary aspect of Hate?
You are the Chief of Doom in the Land of Steppe and Silence. Your chumHandle is absentmindedThinker. --you tend to think too much and sometimes you get a bit ahead of yourself-- (you now have a pesterchum)
Originally Posted by crash826
"I KN3W W3 SHOULDN'T H4V3 H4D N3P3T4 DO TH3 3CTOB1OLOGY"
Originally Posted by Cervos
Karkat explains this with bandicoots. I'll explain this with Pokemon (again[again{again}])
You've got your Johnvee and evolved him into Joltijohn and you're like well shit fuck this ground gym leader can't beat him. Gotta restart
But you wanna keep Joltijohn. So you trade Joltijohn to another game session.
You can now restart the old game. You still have Johnvee there to pick up again. He's the same but now he's different. He can live another life that's different from the original like turn him into Flarejohn.
You can also bring your old Joltijohn into your game too. You now how 2 Johns.
Probably, but note that Hate is kinda obvious and either Heart or Blood can fill the same roles that "Hate" does depending on the class that those two aspects are coupled with, along with that, Hate is... sorta singular in idea compared to most of the other aspects in that... well, what would you think could be a secondary aspect of Hate?
Fear. That which is feared is either hated or respected. Or both. Fear could apply to the more abstract titles.
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Hardes Skylia, anonymous indigo with a passion for hatred and roleplaying. Vyconi Beilun, studious, intelligent, and a douche.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Land of Cotton and Candy.
Good Quote, Best Ship.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
This isn't sweaty evidence. This is cold, hard fact. Like a mallet that I've left in the freezer just so I can smack somebody with it later.
Yes, good.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
should this happen at the end of homestuck, yes or no?
Fear. That which is feared is either hated or respected. Or both. Fear could apply to the more abstract titles.
Hrm... well, it's just me, but that seems to cover what Rage already does in one way or another. True, it might be vague, but it seems more likely and it seems to cover similar ground anyway.
You are the Chief of Doom in the Land of Steppe and Silence. Your chumHandle is absentmindedThinker. --you tend to think too much and sometimes you get a bit ahead of yourself-- (you now have a pesterchum)
Originally Posted by crash826
"I KN3W W3 SHOULDN'T H4V3 H4D N3P3T4 DO TH3 3CTOB1OLOGY"
Originally Posted by Cervos
Karkat explains this with bandicoots. I'll explain this with Pokemon (again[again{again}])
You've got your Johnvee and evolved him into Joltijohn and you're like well shit fuck this ground gym leader can't beat him. Gotta restart
But you wanna keep Joltijohn. So you trade Joltijohn to another game session.
You can now restart the old game. You still have Johnvee there to pick up again. He's the same but now he's different. He can live another life that's different from the original like turn him into Flarejohn.
You can also bring your old Joltijohn into your game too. You now how 2 Johns.
Don't worry, hate works it's own angle very nicely. I've knocked the aspects down to 34. So I need 4 new ones, since I became very strict in what's good and what isn't.
So I thought it might be a good idea to think about what each aspect could mean, there's a lot to think about and perhaps this can make a bit of sense.
Form could actually be something like "Technique" or "Shape" so I guess there is a chance for it to mean "Ingenuity" or "Art", it might probably involve the idea of "Transformation"
If we go by Ore, maybe we can also add in ideas such as "Reflection", "Steadfastness", "Durability", "Resilience"
Toil can mean "Work" or "Craft", it shares the same connotations as Time and Blood in the notion of "Sacrifice" however, but does so in a different way, it might also have ideas such as "Exhaustion" which may or may not be similar to how Princes and Bards operate.
Stream from the looks of it seems to be very water-oriented, it seems to be related to "Current" and "Direction", and if we go by the symbolism in water "Versatility", "Adaptation" and a bit of "Life" actually, a lot of the element-related aspects seem to cover some sense of "Life" including "Breath"
Change... well, not sure about it. Because Breath MIGHT have it included in itself, but that might not be a sure idea.
Flesh and Sense might actually be one aspect, though... it might deal with some sort of physical aspect.
Depth might also be considered to be "Reflection", "Darkness", "Mystery", "Character"
From the looks of things, Mind seems to be getting more and more closer to the idea of "Choice" as well as being able to sense the repercussions of said Choice. It might also be that the aspect of Mind also accounts for the manner of how the user of the aspect, as well as those around him think and act, so Mind in some way also refers to "Direction"
"Law" seems to connote Justice, but I'm sorta iffy about the idea. Since if we concentrate on solely the idea of law, it is simply the rules that govern the world around them, and laws are usually only there to serve as a means to protect a certain value. However, since Law can also mean "Natural Laws" and "Game Laws" I can see it as being a very powerful aspect in that it enables the manipulation of reality.
"Keys" is something that had been discussed for a while, well, in my group of friends, and what we came up with was that it allows "Access" and "Access" can mean "access to anything", perhaps even access to things that are normally unable to be accessed.
Zen... well, it definitely means "Balance" but it can also mean "Negation" and "Starting Over" the idea in Zen Bhuddism is the concept of "Nothingness" but that doesn't mean "Nihilism" just the idea that a mediation on "Nothingness" can achieve... some form of enlightenment. I'm not sure what though. But I guess we can say that Zen could be the negate almost anything.
Wealth is definitely "Accumulation", "Excess", "Luxury", it might be related to "Luck", but I guess depending on the class, it might mean that the person who has the aspect of wealth would have an "Excess/Plenitude of something" and such might also mean that it has the capacity of "Donating something (could be anything)" or the "Accumulation of something (from others)" It seems to be a very give-and-take aspect. "Want" might be closer to this than anything.
"Need" is also similar, but it seems more like a sort of "Necessity" as in a "Need to do something" so it can mean "Requirement" or "Urgency" because of its qualities.
Loss might be related closely to Void and Zen, in that it seems to be the loss of something, but it does not necessarily mean that Loss can't mean the loss of a negating aspect such as Zen or Void. So, it could also mean that Loss applied to Zen would mean a loss of the ability to negate, or the loss of a certain kind of enlightenment, or other such things.
Word is "Language" and "Language" has a certain amount of power. It could also mean "Contract" but that would mean that "Law" is related to it. Because it can be used as "I gave my word" and that binds the person to fulfill something. It may also connote "Knowledge" so it shares aspects with "Light" and "Mind" in that regard.
Blaze is certainly "Passion" and very fire-related, but it could also mean "Consumption", "Destruction" and "Metabolism" judging from the aspects of Fire. It connotes "Energy" and "Light" as well, but perhaps a more physical light than the "Light" aspect, For some reason though, I could also see Blaze in terms of "Entropy"... maybe it would be better to rename "Blaze" as "Heat"?
Ground connotes a sense of "Stability" and "Grounding" (like say, Moral Fibre), by sharing the aspects of "Earth" it could also mean "Stubbornness" the refusal to change (So it could be "Tradition" or "Keeping of Old ways"), "Age" (so it has a sense of immortality like Time does), and perhaps "Variety" rather than Stream's "Versatility".
Sleep might be related to Dreams, actually... I'm not sure what the Dream aspect might connote. A better sense of one's Dreamself? A better relation with their Dream-home? They both deal with the "Subconscious" so perhaps, it might also deal with "Instinct" and "Inner Desire" but those seem to be closer to "Dream" than "Sleep"
Tears seem to use water in a different manner than Stream because of its emotional qualities. Sadness would connote "Depression" and "Disturbance" and it's probable that "Tear" might be this, but they could probably also mean "Any intense emotion" such as Joy, Anger or Fear because we can cry during those states. Though... with aspects such as "Heart" and "Blood" it might be somewhat up in the air.
Storm connotes "Strength" and "Turbulence/Disturbance", being Lightning-based, it could also mean "Divinity" (punishment of the gods), "Heaven", perhaps the "Destructive quality of the Apocalypse" (Very unlikely, but it's there), It could also mean "Speed", "Technology" and "Modernity", "the Eschewing of Old traditions for the new"
Shade really has a lot of qualities that "Void" already has... so does "Faith" and "Trust" for "Hope", perhaps "Fear" for "Rage", "Might" with "Force", "Soul" for "Heart", and probably a few others... though this has already been said.
You are the Chief of Doom in the Land of Steppe and Silence. Your chumHandle is absentmindedThinker. --you tend to think too much and sometimes you get a bit ahead of yourself-- (you now have a pesterchum)
Originally Posted by crash826
"I KN3W W3 SHOULDN'T H4V3 H4D N3P3T4 DO TH3 3CTOB1OLOGY"
Originally Posted by Cervos
Karkat explains this with bandicoots. I'll explain this with Pokemon (again[again{again}])
You've got your Johnvee and evolved him into Joltijohn and you're like well shit fuck this ground gym leader can't beat him. Gotta restart
But you wanna keep Joltijohn. So you trade Joltijohn to another game session.
You can now restart the old game. You still have Johnvee there to pick up again. He's the same but now he's different. He can live another life that's different from the original like turn him into Flarejohn.
You can also bring your old Joltijohn into your game too. You now how 2 Johns.
You are the Chief of Doom in the Land of Steppe and Silence. Your chumHandle is absentmindedThinker. --you tend to think too much and sometimes you get a bit ahead of yourself-- (you now have a pesterchum)
Originally Posted by crash826
"I KN3W W3 SHOULDN'T H4V3 H4D N3P3T4 DO TH3 3CTOB1OLOGY"
Originally Posted by Cervos
Karkat explains this with bandicoots. I'll explain this with Pokemon (again[again{again}])
You've got your Johnvee and evolved him into Joltijohn and you're like well shit fuck this ground gym leader can't beat him. Gotta restart
But you wanna keep Joltijohn. So you trade Joltijohn to another game session.
You can now restart the old game. You still have Johnvee there to pick up again. He's the same but now he's different. He can live another life that's different from the original like turn him into Flarejohn.
You can also bring your old Joltijohn into your game too. You now how 2 Johns.
that is to say, "shmloop" and "schmloioioioioiooooooop" are both one syllable
Originally Posted by Dmabster
Sir, you have now used my own pun to make me look retarded.
Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits
Originally Posted by The One Guy
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Originally Posted by Captain Lhurgoyf
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Originally Posted by FieryBlacksmith
Is Dave going to put the iShades over his regular shades?
Obviously.
Double Shades.
All the way across the face?
Yeah! Yeah!
So chill.
Double shades all the way across the face?!
Wa! Wa! Oh my gog!
My shades are nakking at me!
nak nak nak nak nak nak nak MY SHADES ARE TALKING TO ME nak nak nak nak
Oh my god this is so chill
I can't even captchalogue it on my captcharoid camera.
Originally Posted by Kiwise
Originally Posted by Varkarrus
There is no kidding.
THERE IS ONLY ZUUL.
Originally Posted by Sega
Just replace Best of Thread with Segamanips, problem solved
Originally Posted by Niggy
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Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic
I would wager it is Gamzee. Think about it: (s)he has long hair, always wears make-up, and has a feminine name.
And looks damn good in a dress.
NOOOOOOOO
Originally Posted by Isoraqathedh
Accent varies according to mood, time and the number of sneezes in the past five hours.
Originally Posted by Roflstilzken
Originally Posted by Raddishh
I recently just started loving Nepeta a lot. I AM WORRIED BECAUSE EVERYTHING I LOVE DIES.
QUICKLY, LOVE BEC NOIR!!
Originally Posted by avantBaron
I wonder how long until WV starts writing love letters to English.
...Wow. I never thought I'd say that.
Originally Posted by nupanick
Are the undead even allowed to use chainsaws? That's kinda like a charmander using water gun, isn't it?
Originally Posted by He Who Slumbers
[Almost Human sang this post out loud]
Originally Posted by Esrever
i just realized that eridan would say "wwwwe wwrestlin" in the right circumstance
Originally Posted by Tesseract
JuSt LeT mE sNeAk Up On ThIs BoTtLe Of EqUiUs
Originally Posted by avidGamer
Originally Posted by laserdogbad
at the end everybody breaks out of the dream bubbles really epicly
I'm going to save that quote, so that if it doesn't happen, I can go...
"Looks like your bubbles been...
*puts on sunglasses
Popped
Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits
Originally Posted by SWari69
MayorSillyBiscuits is now a meme, and can't be nominated.
There goes my Emmy, you bastard.
Originally Posted by doctorSaccharine
Don't worry, what you just said reminded me of Gamzee in a dress, so you're safe there.
You mean, have a sig that is 228px too wide and 10px too tall?
Originally Posted by stealthyMonster
My gog, it all makes sense, no wonder karkat's ancestor was the sexiest
Originally Posted by Ace Rimmer
"wwait wwhat eqi wwhy are you doing this i am your superior gogdammit put me dowwn OH GOG THE PAIN"
Originally Posted by Vorked Larfleeze
MAN, A TRUE FANTROLL IS ALWAYS ON FIRE
AND IS A BEAR
HE ALSO NEEDS A LASER EYE AND A SHOTGUN
ALSO A CHAINSAW HAND
HE NEEDS FLYING ROLLERBLADE SHOES WITH MINI ROCKETS ON THE BACK
HE NEEDS COOL SHADES
MAN HE NEEDS THOSE CAPRI SHORTS WITH ALL THE POCKETS TO HOLD ALL HIS SHIT IN YO
ALSO A SHIRT OR SOMETHING
YEAH HE NEEDS A SHIRT WITH A SKULL ON IT A SKULL THAT ALSO HAS SHADES
AND HE HAS GOTTA BE SKATEBOARDING OUT OF AN EXPLOSION
THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT
Originally Posted by ectocal
Originally Posted by SWari69
Originally Posted by Patrick
Originally Posted by ectocal
No no no
This is all clearly a setup for the romantic comedy Hussie has been writing
"The Shit and the Handle"
The Fan comes along in Season 2 and causes some tricky love triangles.
HandlexFan OTP
Shit loved Hook more anyway
Originally Posted by crash826
On Alternia, the ice cream tastes like trees, the trees taste like mint, and the mint tastes like blood.
Everything else tastes like fudge and insecticide.
Originally Posted by The Cool
Originally Posted by voodooKobra
Theory: J. wields a gunblade, but he falls back onto IRISH PUB BOXING when he is disarmed.
J: Pick up Keyblade.
You pick up the GUNBLADE.
Originally Posted by newbonomicon
Well, nobody else touched the doorknob. If they had, humans might have had eight legs and whiskers and two heads and scales and been STRONG and lived underwater and could fly and glowed in the dark and been high all the time. And had red blood, I guess.
...I really hope to wake up tomorrow and find out that someone has drawn this overnight.
Originally Posted by BewareOfNerd
Originally Posted by projectlex
Feferof?
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Fefiroth!
Fefiroth!
Originally Posted by audience_cat
No, I think you get rabid ostriches sent round to your house if you do that. MSB tried to send them to me, but I live in NZ and he couldn't get them through the quarantine laws.
Originally Posted by newbonomicon
Also, you know what would be weird? If there was a passage in Mindfang's journal about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal, which was a stone tablet with pictographs depicting her riding a plank of driftwood down a river and throwing hand-carved stone d4s at cave-trolls.
Originally Posted by Iamthebigman
PS in that pic is what I look like right now.
I'm even sitting in the legs of a nightmare beast.
Originally Posted by Snowmanne
Originally Posted by Ichimoto
I now constantly hear every action I make as if it is a command from an unknown 3rd party
It's pretty weird...
and disorienting.
>YOU THERE! BOY!
>STOP BEING PRODUCTIVE AND BROWSE THE INTERNET!
Originally Posted by AProcrastinatingWriter
Originally Posted by pimudragonfeline
Do you like to use the full extent of your vocabulary? (Large words & expletives)
I hate defining words to people...
I digress, I use abscond more now but I believe it was one of the lesser used words in my lexicon.
[/Darn my verbosity organ has activated]
Originally Posted by SWari69
So, they could be a crescent roll about to descend into her mouth from the air?
Originally Posted by Rational Absurdity
I would rename Karkat Vantas to Michael Weir.
And I would change Equius Zahhak to Michael Weir.
Then, I would change Sollux Captor to Michael Weir.
Afterwards, I would rename Eridan Ampora to Michael Weir.
I would then follow up by changing Tavros Nitram to Michael Weir.
But I think, for Gamzee Makara, I would change his name to Michael Weir.
On an unrelated note, I'm very egotistical.
Originally Posted by newbonomicon
I remember the classic games, where dying set your console on fire and some guy would come over and punch you in the face. And this was before microtransactions, so you had to put in a mail order to get the next digit in the password for your level, which was on fire and came with a punch in the face. And instead of controllers, we had to use a pile of razor blades that were on fire and could punch you in the face. And when you won, instead of creating a universe and becoming a god, you got a congratulations screen that was on fire and punched you in the face. And you know what the games were about? GOOD HYGIENE, that's what.
Originally Posted by BlackholePA
Another conquest for the English language! "Asphalt" is ours!