a.M.

[alabastermaster]

>Go to the couch he sleeps on and wake him up.



"Hey Adam."



"Morning buddy."

[SNeakyRobot]

> Hide his glasses

[PersonPerson]

Hit him on the head with the lamp if he doesn't wake up.

[Malrone]

Perhaps you could cook him some breakfast? Surprise him.

[Jovian]

hold his nose.

[Kíeros]

> Keep on pestering him until he wakes up.

[alabastermaster]

>Keep on pestering him until he wakes up.



Okay, no, enough of that crap.

>Be Adam.



You are now Adam Kramer. You're a 30 year old low life, who isn't going anywhere, and least not fast. You basically spend all of your time stuffed up in your very tiny apartment, that, for about a month now, has been shared with your batshit crazy "friend". Usually, you're on the internet, selling miscellaneous items on eBay and Craigslist. On the weekends you sometimes go out at night, but where to is not important, its your own business.

You aren't in terribly close contact with anyone but Mitchell at the moment, not even your family, who have barely talked to you more than six times in the last three seven years. But it doesn't bother you, they haven't ever done anything for you anyway. At least not after the accident, but you don't need to really go into details about that, at least not now.

You would say that your life sucks, but in reality, you couldn't imagine it any other way.

What will you do next?

[Mibbs]

make some breakfast because your FRIEND cant do anything without sobbing about his wife

[SNeakyRobot]

> Call up a shady character to discuss "business"

[PersonPerson]

Destroy the lamp.

[Malrone]

>Teach the cowering fool how to cook.

[alabastermaster]

>Teach the cowering fool how to cook.



Hah. Good one. This guy's pathetic. Even if by some miracle you were able to able to get him to do something other than lay in his bed all day, he's probably end up setting the entire apartment on fire just trying to make toast, or something. Try not to set your standards so high next time.

"..."

"How many times are you goin' to do this before I have to start leashin' you to your bed!?"

[GrandmasterShaq]

>Punch friend in face to reestablish dominance. Softly though; wouldn't want to break the poor fool. Then proceed to make some breakfast.

[PersonPerson]

This^

[SNeakyRobot]

> Order Chinese. Pouring a bowl of cerial is too much effort.

[Limzee]

Chinese for breakfast?

...PERFECT!

[alabastermaster]

>Punch friend in face to reestablish dominance. Softly though; wouldn't want to break the poor fool. Then proceed to make some breakfast.





"Just stand up man, its not like I'm gonna beat you up for ya lunch money, Christ."



"You really are somethin' else."
He really is something else.



"Whattya want to eat?"
"I'm not hungry."
"Yeah, don't give me that. You ate, like, six crackers yesterday, so don't tell me you ain't hungry."

That's nothing new though. Mitchell barely eats nowadays. You usually have to force him, such as how this morning appears to be playing out. Even then he's still reluctant. He's probably more trouble than he's worth, but for some reason you continue trying to keep him alive.

[LadyKatie]

> make some steak and eggs for breakfast, you are a man you need a manly breakfast

alternatively

>strike up a more intimate conversation

[Kibaxyru]

>Make out with bacon for your forlorn friend

[Jovian]

FORCE FEED HIM RAW EGGS

[SNeakyRobot]

> Speghetti & Tacos.

[PersonPerson]

What's in the fridge?

[Malrone]

>Have a stern conversation where you remind your friend of the importance of sunlight.
>Contemplate dosing morning omelette with sleeping pills, just to make sure he gets more rest.

[alabastermaster]

>Make bacon for your forlorn friend



Make that guy some breakfast, even though you know he's not going to eat it.

>strike up a more intimate conversation



Well, here goes nothing.

"You seen that pack of smokes I just bought?"



"Why would I have?"

Well, you hit that one out of the park.

Maybe you should try again.



"You sleep at all last night?"

"Yeah, some.



"I had a dream...I think."



"Wh-Really?"

That's new.

[Kíeros]

> Ask him more about the dream.