please hold
Your chumhandle is curiousCat and you are never, ever sarcastic.
The mob was arguing as usual, when one very excited young man stood up. "I know just what we need to figure this out, and the time has finally come for it-" he could barely get the words out due to his ebullience.
In fact, he couldn't.
He suddenly fell over, presumably due to a heart attack or something. No one was exactly volunteering to do an autopsy right then and there, so guesses had to be made.
If you were getting really unscientific, you could call it an act of God.
Diego Manuel was sure that a little bit of free talking was what people needed. He was an ardent student of Jung, and had graduated with a bachelor’s in Psychology before joining Posteco, as part of their market research team. He had complete faith in the idea that open communication would save the human race.
If you really started talking, his ideas would border into the extreme, with his eyes shining as he spoke of brain implants connecting everyone all the time, so that no one was ever alone. A society grown to the point where free speech was truly free, and no one had to hide anything. Of course, he was a brilliant man, and as long as he reined himself into the confines of reality his ideas were solid. He would get shipped around to Posteco offices, teaching them to have honest discussions, and doing exercises to make people feel less nervous about speaking their minds to a superior. Posteco was completely determined to modernize their business practices, and Diego was one of their tools in that.
He had just begun on this certain building when the lockdown started. While startled, he was perhaps not as afraid as he should have been. After all, one of the ultimate tests of a theory was how it held up in a crisis, and this was an once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show Posteco what it could really do. If he managed to make a success of it, he might even be able to make these practices industry wide! He could see the journalistic reviews of his paper now. Yes, he would show them. Show them all.
Diego Manuel was the GROUP COUNSELOR. Once per game, he could allow private pm communications between anyone and everyone for one day. He is aligned with the POSTECO LOYALISTS (town) and wins when all threats to town are dead.
Does anyone else slightly remember someone clai
ing to be the voice of god or something? I don't remember the exact post, but the words, "act of god" are either signifyng that role or a modkill to me, and I don't know why he would be modkilled.
Would it be possible for someone to quote that post? I am too exhausted to find it myself right now.
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Nevermind due to input day is now over. Night will last until 11 PM CT 6/9.
LIVELIST:
1. feralFantom
2. IntoxicatingStarlight
3. Foerumokaz
4. curiousCat (was ~ATH)
5. Crilly
6. seastormjt (was Paranoia)
7. Mirdini
TONIGHT'S SONG
blindSniper is my handle and you can go 7uck yoursel7
Rest in Peace Ray Bradbury(1920-2012)
*This includes opinions about things in the game.9) After you die, you may make 1 (one) “bluh” post containing no information*.
13) No direct copy/pasting from QuickTopics or Roles. Paraphrasing is fine, but don’t quote.**
**This is why you are dead. It is bad, and depending on the game can be game-breaking, which is why no one does it.
***You are being very rude to your fellow players, stop that.
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curiousCat is the one missing this morning. Some are surprised, others aren't. You're not sure how you expect to find the body, but it wasn't simply "crushed underfoot". Either the killer didn't have the heart to make a production of it, or it simply wasn't as...."inspiring" as the late Ms. Clark had been.
Y'see, it wasn't exactly the kind of body you were expecting to find.
A lot of strange things get overlooked, and this was one of them.
Parakarry was….well, a parakarry. The majority of workers who had encountered one at Posteco simply refused to acknowledge the existence of such a cartoonishly illogical animal. Even the ones who recognized the reference usually shied away from accepting its reality.
It was, perhaps, one of the most egregious examples of Posteco’s absurd forays into biotech messaging. There were rumors that there were even more ridiculous creatures, but Parakarry was the only one most humans could even begin to comprehend, but incomprehensible things are apt to stay just myths. And it was indisputably the only one of its kind. At some point, Posteco must have realized after creating how weird what they were doing was, and shut down the project. Turtles really were not meant to have wings and fly.
This is not to say it wasn’t a fairly efficient messenger. Despite waddling awkwardly when on its feet, it flew through the air in a way that was not especially graceful but nonetheless practical, much like a duck. Come to think of it, it probably had some duck involved in its making. You simply stuck a letter in its satchel and it would carry it off to the address of your recipient. You didn’t even need to worry about it prying into your business, as despite its shady origins intelligence did not seem to be what its makers were aiming for, inasmuch as anyone who thinks merging animals to mimic a video game character sounds like a sound business plan and a great way to spend an evening can be thought of as having rational goals.
The parakarry, being a dumb, servile animal, could not really comprehend the current goings on. It certainly would not be involved in a plot to bite the hand that feeds. It fell back on its natural instinct, which had been forcibly altered from “fight or flight” to “DELIVER LETTERS”. What else could it do?
Parakarry was PM WITHOUT THE REACTIVE VIG ABILITY (PMWTRVA)*. Each night it could choose someone, they would then invest it with a letter to deliver to someone else. It would know the recipient, but not the message. As it was a sweet, stupid creature it would probably have whined unhappily if the intended recipient died instead of flying into a blood-rage and killing someone. Come on. It is aligned with the POSTECO LOYALISTS (town) and wins when all threats to town are dead.
Some members of the mob tried to avoid feeling relieved that the sad little abomination was gone.
LIVELIST:
1. feralFantom
2. Foerumokaz
3. Mirdini
4. IntoxicatingStarlight
5. Crilly
6. seastormjt (was Paranoia)
With 6 alive, it is 4 to hardlynch and softlynch has been abolished. Deadline is in 5 days, at ~5 AM CT 6/22.
uHHHHHHHH, wELL THIS SUCKS
aLSO FOE'S MESSAGE TO ME MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT HIM, aLSO DINI YOU GONNA DO THE THING, aND SHOULD I DO THE THING,
[22:22:11] <TwoPrimes> in my eyes, scum usually votes first
aLSO CLAIM OR DIE SEA (ALTHOUGH YOU ARE PROBABLY THE QUIRKER BUT EH)
vOTE SEASTORM
[22:22:11] <TwoPrimes> in my eyes, scum usually votes first
So 1 scum left because we're not at mylo yet, right? Did anyone have things happen to them during the night?
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I received nothing
I also received a message. It was also vague w/ no name. The message I gave was from Cat's ability, so we still have two messagers roaming about. Then there's me. So there are about three unknown roles, which at least one of is probably going to be vanilla alignment.
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Hey guys, it's been 2 days, and so far only 4 people have even spoken. This game is going nowhere today, and we should at least lynch somenone to get help from the flip. I think Mirdini should speak.
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Would you like to explain why?
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yOU KNOW
[22:22:11] <TwoPrimes> in my eyes, scum usually votes first
okay so this game is still a thing sorry I was preoccupied with 8eing incredi8ly 8usy
anyway guess it's the day of the full-claim, so please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste: I'm the cop. To take relevant stuff from my Foeru-chat with Crilly yesterday/yesterday night:
"my investigativity is not nearly as helpful as I wish it'd 8e. I need to 8e a8le to access the person's mail records to do it, which means I need to 8e theoretically a8le to message them even though I don't send any messages. So when MV nuked me n1 - no investigation. Investigating sotek n2 - no investigation. Got Fragowump guilty N3, Cat inno N4, 8eru inno N5 (and now Crilly inno N6).
1. feralFantom
2. IntoxicatingStarlight
3. Foerumokaz
4. curiousCat (was ~ATH)
5. Crilly
6. seastormjt (was Paranoia)
7. Mirdini
This sure is an endgame. Okay so I'd lynch in the order of.... feral, Foe/seastorm at this point assuming I hit an inno on [Crilly]. If Foe's the last scum it means it was new8team which would explain the laset-DD n1 tempmasonchat, and well since he's claimed he wouldn't have 8een a8le to temp-mason scum8uddies all the time without arousing suspicion (especially when they weren't very townish), might even have not done it since then his scumm8s would've 8een under mason-pressure to claim and talk a lot which is o8viously a 8ad thing when over half of his scumteam 8arely talked in thread as it is. Hrm. De8ating Foe over feral at this point.
okay foe starting d2
Votes MV 4th on the wagon, mechanics nak, wavery opinions on grutor/frago and then jump on DD with the claim out of absolutely nowhere and nothing else for the day... nngh
d3
2nd on MV, which would be turbobus but aS-jailorflip meant his scumteam was either going 'fuck this guy bye' or staying the hell off of his wagon if lurky. dE in the middle there with frag/inoxfy nowhere to be seen bears that out. AND THEN #778 WHERE HE BACKS OFF OF MV CITING RIN'S WEIRD EXPLANATION and not sensible sotek-command nnnnnngh. and the rest of the day he spends fighting over his own claim before jumping on zatchlynch.
d4
defending his jump on zatchlynch, nothing else. then there's the meta-thing where yeah he can't be listening in on these QTs unique views bears that out but blehg. he did toss aS and inox into a chat d2 and then aS died that night and his reasoning for pairing inox up was 'inox had a scummy feeling/point about me' which is
weaksauce as hell reasoning to put inox in masonchat with someone. nnnnnnnnnnnngh. jumps 4th on the frag-wagon without any questions or content for the rest of the day.
d5
'Wait, really really only have 10 people left?! Wow. When'd that happen?' hnnnnnnnnnnngh
then he finally utters an opinion on someone for the first time in the game and it's a scumthing/vote on RoV who well just flipped town. fluff, fluff, backs up Inox on message-thing (then again, so did I, it was his role; but the fact that inox only sent out ONE message all previously and that one was to foe..... a thing?). more RoV-nak, asking for clarification re: RoVrole. and then apparently thinking feral was behind the RoV-death for a moment and that's it.
okay yeah his play so far has been absolutely scumtastic and only his role keeps me from wanting him strung up right the fuck now? feralfantom's lurking is similarly bad but like every single Foe post is either talking about his own role/other people's roles, jumping on a bandwagon with 0 explanation, or fluff. His only votes apart from the recent RoV one have been on scum/3p bandwagons (guess he ran out of scumbuddies/confirmed 3ps/Zatches to vote for?)
why can't I just have a gun so I can shoot one and lynch the other ;-;
((In reply to Crilly's "Foerum I think is pro8a8ly town? I mean unless he can read these (and we're pretty sure he can't?) his role is terri scum"))
yeah [Foerumokaz's] role is somewhat terriscum since he used it the way he used it, 8ut considering he wanted to claim him pairing up townies isn't un8elieva8le to make his claim more solid. add to that the confirmed!scum Inox w/ armoredSkunk pairing (of which throwing inox in makes 0 sense and his reasoning for it made 0 sense) and 8AM the next morning aS is dead and I really don't feel as comforta8le w/ his claim as I previously did. The Sotek-DD n1 pairing still doesn't make sense though, THOUGH with a presumed scumteam of fragowump/dE/inox/MV he couldn't really toss any of them into masonchat without arousing suspicion may8e? nngh.
8ut yeah FF has done a8solutely nothing all game which makes the slot total null leaning scum at this point 8lehg
like I am leaning seastorm town just 8/c if one of the other two isn't scum I'll 8e 8oggling so hard
tangentially wondering why doof died n1 8/c that's one of the weirder night-deaths. Couldn't have 8een her protecting sotek since he was aS-jailed and that protection would've overridden doof's sac-protect, which means she was on someone other than sotek. her answer to c/d/v suggests it was me or skunk, which makes sense I guess - possi8le I or skunk got shot n1 only to 8e saved 8y the doofs.
alternatively she had foe as her largest red-read for most of d1 (along with MV in orange and frag/dE at the 8ottom of null 8/c they were doing nothing) and the scum-team got antsy and just shot her outright."
Much work overnight
Dini drops the info bomb;
Vote: Foerumokaz
remove the curiousCat from that previous message, apparently forgot to delete after copy-paste
2/3 fuuuuuuuuck
failure with copy-paste
must come up with more haiku;
when did the sun set?
Vote: Foerum
We can kill him and then if there's even a night you can check me
fOERUM
[22:22:11] <TwoPrimes> in my eyes, scum usually votes first
Foerum:
Starlight:
Dini:
ANYWAYS.
SO... I CODE STUFF. THAT'S MY CLAIM. I SENT STARLIGHT, DINI, AND FOERUM CODES, OBVIOUSLY.
(STARLIGHT, DISREGARD THE LAST LINE OF YOUR CODED MESSAGE, I CAN'T DECRYPT IT ATM FOR SOME REASON, AND I'M NOT SURE HOW TO TAKE IT OUT OTHERWISE)
WHO'S EVEN LEFT AT THIS POINT?
7. DINI -- MECHANICALLY CONFIRMED TOWN -- CRILLY, WHY DID YOU SAY THIS AGAIN?
13. FOERUM -- TEMP MASONER
18. FF -- VOICE OF GOD
10. STARLIGHT -- BP LETTER SENDER
5. CRILLY -- MESSENGER
I'M... MOSTLY OKAY WITH THE LYNCHES TODAY, BUT I KIND OF WANT TO BE REALLY SURE OF SOMETHING:
I'M... KIND OF CONFUSED :/
(IE, THIS POST IS SAYING: PLEASE DON'T HAMMER BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF THINGS. ALSO, I HAVE A LIMITED USE ON MY CODES, AND I WANT TO CLEAR SOME THINGS UP FIRST.)