Royal Souls

[PersonPerson]

Maul him.

[Morphimus]

> Maul him then check experience total.

[masterblade600]

Maul him.

Your not sure that counts as mauling but the guy is dead.

EDIT:I just realised that the dude has no legs in that first picture....
Let's keep it that way for the sake of hilarity.

[PersonPerson]

Take that guy's legs too.

[aattss]

>How do you gather an army of fellow bears?

[ArcusofBrambles]

ROAR TO SHOW YOUR DOMINANCE

[Blizz98]

>Resume your daring tread towards your Destiny.

[Mustavus]

>Build a nest out of their entrails.

[masterblade600]

>Gather an army of fellow bears.

>Build a nest out of their entrails.

>Resume your daring tread towards your Destiny.

You've made a nest out of your enemies insides, You've gotten a bear to join you and he is now your personal nest puller and you have continued your journey. You are now at a forest.

[petroliuus]

That bear requires a back-story!

His name is Pinky.
He will continue to have his character built before dying dramatically and tragically at somepoint in the adventure.

...Maybe?

[ArcusofBrambles]

Scratch a tree up to mark your territory.

[PersonPerson]

Punch bear in the snout to establish dominance.

[Morphimus]

> Search for more enemies to fight. More experience = More upgrades!

[Gloopy]

> Find a town of people to raid and pillage. They're enemies so it's morally justified.

[Mustavus]

>Wherever you go, take a nap in the nest. You're a king, dammit. Walking is for peasants.

[Mibbs]

punch trees to get wood
make wheels
turn shelter upside down
attach wheels to shelter
you now have a chariot worthy of the bear king ( you are also now the bear king )

[masterblade600]

punch trees to get wood
make wheels
turn shelter upside down
attach wheels to shelter
you now have a chariot worthy of the bear king ( you are also now the bear king )

Your pretty certain that doesn't work in this world and your nowhere near a portal that leads to a gaming world where that does work.

>Wherever you go, take a nap in the nest. You're a king, dammit. Walking is for peasants.

You do that.

> Search for more enemies to fight. More experience = More upgrades!

> Find a town of people to raid and pillage. They're enemies so it's morally justified.

You begin traveling to a town to find people to kill.
Your quite the murderous king.


Nearing the town you run into some patrolling guards.
"Hey look some monsters for us to kill."
"Oh god is that one carrying a nest of entrails?"
"Looks like it. They couldn't possibly take on all 4 of us though."
"Let's kill these dumb monsters."

Note:Pinky cannot fight. He just carries your nest around.

[Mibbs]

Bear King: use one of the guards as a weapon

[Morphimus]

> Pick one guy up with your MIGHTY BEAR STRENGTH and throw him at another guy.

[Gloopy]

> Rip off a soldier's arm and swing it around like some kind of sword-flail

[PersonPerson]

Eat their heads.

[Mustavus]

Cast Firaga on the back row.

[masterblade600]

Cast Firaga on the back row.

First off this isn't Final Fantasy and second off you absolutely hate mages and would never use magic.

> Pick one guy up with your MIGHTY BEAR STRENGTH and throw him at another guy.

You grab a man by the neck and....


Throw him at another guy!
You threw so hard it killed them.

> Rip off a soldier's arm and swing it around like a sword-flail

You rip off the soldiers arm but sadly you cannot wield it due to lack of hands.


Your about to kill the last man when a dagger suddenly whizzes past you and hit's the guy in the neck.


Battle Won!
Guy McDudeFace Level Up!
Bear Thing Body Level Up!

Bear thing body can now be upgraded!

[PersonPerson]

Get laser eyes.

[Lawface]

Get wings.