this is awesome so far
this is awesome so far
> Go find a bear and lightly tap it.
YOU DECIDE TO RETREAT INTO THE TUNNELS. A RABBIT APPROACHES AND ASKS WHO YOU ARE. YOU SAY, IN RABBIT LANGUAGE, "I'M THE NEW GUY. THE NEW BLUE GUY." THE RABBIT DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. IT TELLS YOU TO LEAVE. YOU HOP ONTO IT'S FACE INSTEAD. IT SCREAMS AND GET'S ABSORBED. YOU'RE NOW TWICE THE SIZE OF A NORMAL RABBIT. THE RABBITS THAT HEARD THE SCREAMING FINALLY COME RUSHING OVER. YOU EAT THEM TOO. YOU'RE NOW STUCK IN THE TUNNEL.
BUT... THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
YOU DECIDE TO GET OUT OF THIS WEIRD RABBIT HOLE.
SCENE 2, LEVEL 3 LOADING.
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
YOU MAY EXPLORE.
> Look at the pretty flowers
YOU HOP OVER TO THE THING NEAR THE SQUIGGLY FRUIT BUSH.
AHHH! STOP NARRATING. I ONLY NARRATE!
IF YOU KNEW HOW TO READ YOU'D BE ANNOYED BY THIS.
YOU EAT THE SIGN AND HOP BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SEE WHAT THESE WEIRD PLANTS ARE. WHICH ONE WILL YOU EXAMINE FIRST?
> The droopy blue ones.
LEVEL 3 BLOB MAX. CAPACITY REACHED. CRYSTAL RABBIT EJECTED.
THIS IS EXPLAINABLE. YOU WERE HEADING OVER TO THE BLUE DROOPY BUSH, BUT YOU BUMPED INTO THE TREE AND ABSORBED IT BY ACCIDENT.
YOU CAN'T REALLY MOVE. BUT A GOOD THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT YOU NOW HAVE YEARS WORTH OF KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THIS FOREST.
WOULD YOU LIKE A PLANT DESCRIPTION?
> Yes, you would like one.
Green squiggles! I wanna learn about green squiggles!
How are you going to continue your adventure if you can't move?
[I can't think of names but I'll just describe the uses and side effects.]
TYPE: MOOD CHANGING FRUITS
USE: NOT RECOMMENDED
EFFECTS: YOU FEEL RECKLESS AND ANGRY
TYPE: USEFUL/MOOD CHANGING FLOWERS
USE: CARRY FLOWERS AROUND TO LIGHT UP DARK AREAS
EFFECT: CAUSES USER TO FEEL HOPE AND HAPPINESS
TYPE: USELESS FLOWERS
USE: LATCHES ONTO THINGS AND MAKES THEM SMELL LIKE SQUID
EFFECT: FISHY
TYPE: MOOD CHANGING FRUIT
USE: ESCAPE REALITY WHEN A CHALLENGE ARISES
EFFECT: HEAVY HALLUCINATIONS
THERE ARE A LOT MORE AROUND HERE BUT IT WOULD TAKE A LONG TO DESCRIBE THEM... NOT THAT YOU'RE IN A RUSH SINCE NOW YOU'RE A TREE... MAYBE IF A BIRD LANDED YOU YOU COULD ABSORB IT AND FLY AWAY. YEAH THAT'S A GOOD PLAN. NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WAIT!
... AND WAIT
... AND WAIT
...HM HM HM DODEEDODO...
THIS IS GOING NOWHERE!
You are now the other blob.
Hi!
> Somehow, manage to look even cuter than you do now.