Houselocked [Reboot]

[reflectiveRhino]

> Story: Start



A young terribly drawn boy is standing in his room today, it happens that TODAY isn't this young man's birthday. This boy hasn't been given a name till NOW what is this fellows name?

[aspiringAnimator]

Rufus McStewart.

[Qmark]

Dale Oswald.

[maroon]

Tony Pzarsky

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Hatless McSubhuman

[oshawott]

Eohn Jggbert

[reflectiveRhino]

> Eohn Jggbert


Try Again Idiot!

> Dale McStewart


This name sounds cool!

[gumbal1]

> Bark like a dog and bash your head against a wall

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Examine ROMs

[reflectiveRhino]

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Your name is DALE MCSTWART. You have a VARIETY of intrestrests. You enjoy playing games made by NITROME, NINTENDO, and OTHER RANDOM GAMING SITES. You also like to read pieces of literature like THE HUNGER GAMES, and HARRY POTTER, but you arn't much of a "die-hard fan". You also enjoy some movies that star Nic Cage, like CON AIR,which is SO epic! You were convinced by a random internet chum who had a handle of ghostyTrickster, or something; a couple years ago but not many. You havn't really talked to him for a while and you wonder why he will never respond to you, but you don't mind; he is probally engrossed in HILARIOUS ANTICS or IRONIC LOVE or something. You ahevan IPOD and a 3DS, both of which are pretty cool, but sometimes you get bored of both of them. You read a webcomic on line called "SBLUH" and it features Eohn Jggbert, Lose Rallonade, Save Dtrider, Hade Jarely and etc.. You and ANOTHER FRIEND read this, and to no avail have any of your other friends been convinced to read it. Your chumhandle is reflectiveRhino and you talk in a weirrd way and rrealy emphasize the rr's. You and your frinds are going to play Sburb Omega today, which is similar to another game, Sburb Beta; but this one is only avaliable in Florida.

What will you do now?

> Bark like a dog and bash your head against a wall

[Lieutenant Fish]

>ok

[cryinglaughter]

>Praise glorious "NO" face

>Check out bed

>Check out posters

>See if anyone is trying to talk to you

if not

>Annoy someone

[mr_y_not]

>Dump contents of drawers on floor

[reflectiveRhino]

> Praise glorious "NO" face

Yeah!

>Examine Bed

Youe really have no idea why these are even on here but they seem to be some sort of astriological symbol? You don't really know. All you know is that the yellow one is yours.

> Examine Posters

This is the company that is creating Sburb Omega, and ou also play some of their games, that are fun.


A gaming site that is really awesome, you have played, and won; some of thier games but wish you completed all the games sometimes. ALL OF THEM.


The world, yeah that's really all to say on the matter.

Then of course there is that Nick Cage poster gT gave to you a while back. It is so awesome!!!!! :D

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Scrutinize the Malkovich Crotchgrin

[frillrock]

==> Get SBURB Omega only for it to be snatched away by a dog rooting through the mailbox.

[reflectiveRhino]

> See If anyone is trying to talk to you

It seems someone is pestering you, even though you can't see it. You find that the beeping noise pesterchum makes is annoying and if it pops up it messes you up when your'e playing a game or something.

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-- gregorianGolothagus [GG] began pestering reflectiveRhino [RR] --
GG: hello?
GG: rR?
GG: R you there? hehe :3
GG: ..........
GG: I guess you're not there?
RR: No wait I am ':)
GG: In the Nick of Time :3
RR: Yea
RR: So what did you want to talk about?
GG: O nothing in particular really
RR: Ok
GG: Did you see the 4/13 updae for Sbluh?
RR: Yes It was cool
RR: Derrpinas land was so verry grreen!
RR: And lively!
GG: I know i thoungt it was going to be the oppisite, like all desolate and lonely-ish; but it wasn't
RR: Yea
RR: I thought the same too
RR: So about the the Omega
RR: Did you get it?
GG: Nope :I
RR: I didn't check yet
GG: Maybe you should soon you never know if you were lucky and you got it already!!! :3
RR: Trrue
RR: I guess I can check now?
GG: Ok look out your window

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RR: No its not therre :(
GG: I checked too and the arm flaggy mobius thingy is up :D
GG: I'll get it latter though there is not to much of a rush
GG: Anyway I need you to be my server player I guess
GG: Since you insist on it
RR: Yay! :D
GG: Ok I am just gonna venture round my house
GG: Cya later
RR: Ok
-- gregorianGolothagus [GG] ceased pestering reflectiveRhino [RR] --

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Be that dude

[Mibbs]

>Be that dude

no dont be that dude

[Lieutenant Fish]

no dont be that dude

yes be that dude

[reflectiveRhino]

> Be the other guy but don't be the other guy while being the other guy

Derp.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>definitely be the other dude

[reflectiveRhino]

> Definantly be the other dude

Sorry but this dude is just to mysterious to be! What is his deal anyway? You'll find out l8ter.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Instill Betah*

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*a city belonging to Hadadezer, king of Zobah, which yielded much spoil of brass to David (2 Sam. 8:8). In 1 Chr. 18:8 it is called Tibhath.

[Mibbs]

venture around your hose