First Impressions: sCREW YOU, i DO WHAT i WANT

[Eagle0600]

Is that JadeFef I spy? Could it be?

[Murder]

It appears that Jade is still human.

Funny that trolls are so racist to themselves but not to aliens.
(Btw I really want Jade to be human if she's not)

[Elkian]

If Jade's eyes are blue, are John's green? I take it that was based off her sign, since they had the whole shirt swap thing.
Eridan: Boggle at these shenanigans.
Girls: Treat it like it's the most normal thing in the world.

[Kíeros]

> Jade: After receiving the note, scramble down there post haste.

[siguard]

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Jeez if that was your first view of HS then i can wait to see the depictions of the other kids mind if I guess them?

Dave Strider: central commander, certified wimp
Rose Lalonde: ACTION HERO
John Eggbert: Batman

Eridan> should you stop this? an all out war could ruin the country. be the voice of reason for psychic sugarhigh and princess killmurder.

[Cadorean]

fuck reason. WE'RE GOING FUCKING SHIT UP!

>Megido tribe: launch tactical nukes

My name is George Bush and I support this ICBM.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Eridan: Grit your teeth and bear it.

[CJ Miller]

> Feferi: Never stop being hawt. I mean, seriously. Look at dem boobs.

> Sloppy makeouts: Hapen.

[Five]

Even in this AU universe Fef ditches Eridan. Not for Sollux, but for female sloppy makeouts!

> Stuff: Happen

[mythoSophist]

Even in this AU universe Fef ditches Eridan. Not for Sollux, but for female sloppy makeouts!

> Stuff: Happen

It show you, Eridan was never destined to be Fef even in Swwag mode. Not in this universe or canon.

Poor Eridan

[Murder]

I dunno but my first impression for Dave is an airhead.
He looks like a retard to me in the early panels.

[Cresent]

> Eridan: How are your quadrants looking like these days?

> Perspective: Switch to Sollux

[Ponynautilus]

Eridan: Begin long, eloquent argument stating that the geopolitics of the Leijon and Peixes tribe create a situation in which warfare would incur prohibitive military expenditures and casualty rates, resulting in a possible rise of another nearby tribe such as the Captor or the tribe that does not exist.

Feferi: Do not give a shit because black romance.

[Strider]

Could someone possibly do some picture edits for me? I wanted to have the Swwag Vvision Eridan picture as my avi, but I don't know how to edit Fef and Jade out of it without making it look bad.

[ponytailArtist]

==> Eridan: Be the voice of reason for psychic sugarhigh and princess killmurder.


And T)(-ER-E you go! Careful, the chef's in one of her moods. }8)

i'll be -------------extra careful! promise~~~

pchoooooooooooo

I honestly wish you wouldn't do that so often.

Do W)(AT, -Eri?

That... touchy feely thing you always do with her. You're the ruler of the Piexes; It's unbecoming to see you show affection to a slavve. It's bad enough you'vve givven her a decent place to sleep...

Oh come now captain, it's just a little GAM----E! Just because we hug all the time doesn't mean I LIK----E H-ER like her. }8)

yeah that excuse stops wworking wwhen you reach a certain age... In any case, what's this about a war?

------EXACTLY W)(AT IT SAYS ON T)(---E TIN! Get this: Someone beheaded my biclops and drew the Leijon symbol into the grass with his blood! B------EST D---EAT)( T)(R----EAT --------------------EV-ER!!! }8D

Wwell, I'm all for getting a bit more action in my routine but... Would going to war really benefit us in the long run? We havve to consider the terrain, troops, rations, resources,(those flying wweapons and lusii don't make themselvves you knoww) possible casualties, and there's always the possibility that another territory will hear of the upcoming conflict and take advantage of our soldiers' abscence to assault our unguarded property- And that's only assuming we have enough able trolls to initiate a war in the first place. Besides, on top of all that, you can't exactly prove that a Leijon made that symbol or slaughtered your bodyguard either.

And you can't prove that a Leijon DIDN'T do it, can ya?! And even if it wasn't Leijon, the fact of the matter is that someone is trying to pick a fight with me, and I am D-EFINIT-ELY not backing down from a challenge like that! Besides, I took a R------E-EL good look at that corpse before I left! Trust me -Eri, only a Leijon could have the skill and weapons to behead anything so cleanly.

Alright but wwhat about the rest of those things I said-

Don't give a shit~ You're the captain, YOU figure it out!

Yeesh... There be no pacifying you, milady.

GOT T)(AT RIG)(T! The only thing I'm a liiiiittle concerned with is our lack of soldiers, since we haven't really needed any for so long. }8)

And wwhat do you propose wwe do about that?

N-ET SOME SUCK----ERS! We're gonna try to get some other territories on our side, convince them that wiping out the Leijon will benefit them or something, and then we go on a CULLING SPR----E------E!!

That's the entire plan then? I mean, wwhat happens after wwe supposedly wwin?

M-E)(~ I'll cross that stream when I get to it. }8)

Your strategic knowwledge could use some improvvment, milady...

I know. }8P ANYWAY, first thing tommorrow, I'm arranging a meeting between you and some other leader to get things started, mmkay?

As you wwish, but wwhich one wwill I be meeting?

That's what I need to D---ECID-E H-----ER-E!! Now shooooosh and get out, I need to have a look at my charts. Also, go to sleep ----EARLY today and don't forget to take a computer so I can contact you later!

Understood, milady. I suppose I'll go pack for the trip. Noww wwhere did that bitch run off to...



...Man what a stick in the mud, being all rational and shit. Would it kill him to have a bit of -ENT)(USIASM? }8\

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ARANEA: For most, the feelings of others are often a mystery. So they are prone to speculation and paranoia a8out the motivations of people they meet.
ARANEA: The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated as well.
[...]
ARANEA: It's my experience that people very often underestimate their own lika8ility. I sense that feeling all the time.
ARANEA: Pro8a8ly 8ecause they're in the dark a8out others' thoughts. They are usually in dou8t, so they frequently err on the side of pessimism.
ARANEA: In many cases they would 8e surprised if they knew how many around them were open to friendship, or possi8ly something more.
[...]
ARANEA: 8ut then, you feel the negative emotions directed at you as well.
ARANEA: And even if they are less common than the positive ones, you have a way of dwelling on them, and magnifying them far 8eyond their real significance.
ARANEA: It's funny how an a8ility that should give you all the advantages in the world over others can lead you to feel worse a8out yourself than if you never had them.
ARANEA: You put all your energy into thinking a8out people with the 8ad feelings a8out you instead of the good, and you try your 8est to fix things.
ARANEA: 8ut usually it just gets worse. People think you are over8earing and needy, and they don't understand what it is you want from them.

...Aranea, have you been invading my mind/dreams or something? Because I swear I relate to the above text waaaaaaaay too well, despite having no psychic powers of my own. @_@

Could someone possibly do some picture edits for me? I wanted to have the Swwag Vvision Eridan picture as my avi, but I don't know how to edit Fef and Jade out of it without making it look bad.

Go and be a swwag motherfucker! Make us all proud. :)

[Strider]

Why thank you!

Also, either Feferi is making excuses, or she is an even bigger bitch than you had let on before.

[sovereignRobotics]

Aww, poor Eri.
Getting rejected ---------EV-ERY TIM------E.
Don't worry. If Fef won't have you, I will- *shot*

Fef - Recount real feelings for your alien servant.
Jade - Continue to be an adorable goof ball and trip over on the way to the chef.

[Five]

> Gamzee: Be tripping balls.

> Eridan: vvoww to have revvenge on the alien girl wwho you dont knoww in any sort of univverse. glub glub

[Evil Argonian]

Eridan: Go meet the only one who might be cooler than you, despite his being a slave.

[Oblivion]

Your Nepeta is awesome.
Your Feferi is insane and awesome.
And your Eridan is sheer distilled badass. (Typing that induced a double-take. Despite the fact that I had much the same first impression.)

Sold. +1 reader.

[causticlyOptimitious]

Chef: Throw messenger slave in with the soup.

[ponytailArtist]

==> Feferi: Recount real feelings for your alien servant.


Nope! Too busy. Give me a hand and MAYB---E I can free up my schedule faster and you guys can have your L-----ESBIANS~

Here's the lowdown!

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Troll Canada sure is lame, isn't it? Stupid P----EAC---E TR-------EATY!! Luckily I now have an excuse to break it. }8D But like I said earlier, we're kinda lacking in manpower, so we gotta borrow some~ We've got four different tribes to work with; Some like us, some don't, and some might not be worth the effort to try and convince them. Let's analyze them real quick, mmkay~?

Right off the bat, Captor looks like the B----EST choice, doesn't he? His territory is the only one that isn't directly next to Leijon's, so chances are he's got no relations with them, or at least less than the other guys! We've also got a monster trade set up with his tribe, and he invited me to dinner once! Yeah he did it for a rather DIS)(ON-EST reason but I've done my share of that so fair's fair. }8P The only problem with this super obvious choice is moving Captor's troops anywhere else; They're kind of surrounded by mostly water as you can S----E---E~~ Unless our epic war is taking place up north, this is kind of a problem!

Next to that is Nitram, who is kinda... Well, get this: Recon informs me that Leijon's tribe is having a food shortage, and these guys decided to supply her with some of their own. FOR FR---E--E. Who the S)(-----ELL even does that?! Obviously these guys aren't on our side, so let's not bother with them.

Ohoho, Serket! What a B-----EAUTIFULLY CRAZY BITC)( you are~ And a bit of a wild card too! She's made deals with both Leijon and Piexes before, so chances are she doesn't have a real preference like the other guys. I think I remember one conference where she declined a deal with Nitram just because, and I quote: "I don't like you. >::::)" But trust me, I've seen her battle capabilities first-hand; Having her on our side would be the B-EST. T)(ING. ------------------------EV-----ER!!!

And then we've got Megido. Well... Have fun figuring )(---ER out! Like Serket, she doesn't show any preference to any particular tribe, and rarely has anyone seen what her land even looks like. A lot of the guys who come back from there look like they just recovered from a heart-attack or something. }8O So yeah, another wild card that may or may not backfire, but it can't be any worse than screwing up with Serket, can it?

Now, chances are we'll only have time to see one or two of the leaders before Leijon catches on to what we're doing and tries to fight fire with fire; AKA stealing my ideas, so we R-----E---ELY have to pick out the best possible options above the rest!

==> Gamzee: Be tripping balls.


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==> PA's first impression of-

Noooooooo not yet! Someone else has to come first! Not gonna tell who, but their uniforms are a clue. :3

Also, do NOT tell me you didn't roll around on the floor like that at least once in your life. You're a dirty liar if you do. >:P

[Five]

MAYB---E I can free up my schedule faster and you guys can have your L-----ESBIANS~

Sounds good to me.

Since we can't be Gamzee and Roxy, let's be Aradia.

(Why can't we be Gamzee, Roxy is my fave post-scratch kid...)

[Kíeros]

> Visit Serket first, and Captor if you have additional time.

[pygmyLioness]

Da-yum, Fef, what an unaerodynamic figure! How do you even swim without those pulling you back to the surface?