BLEAK: Adventures in DEATH

[Doorhandle]

> Exposit. who are you, why are you here, who is BLEAK.

edit: Dammnit!

[Doorhandle]

> Exposit. who are you, why are you here, who is BLEAK. Jinx!

[Blizz98]

>Head over onto the other side of the room.



Nothing really all that interesting over here, but okay. Seriously, all there is, is where the door was, and this peculiar poster.

>look into the black space.



You stare deeply into the blackness that once was a funtional OBSERVATION MONITOR, for observing, not that you notice anything-

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*You cease being Winston*
Hellooooo

>Exposite. Who are you, why are you here, who is BLEAK



You're going to have to be more specific. UuU

[Chair_Man]

>Drink tea before it gets cold.

This is very important.

[TruthHurts22]

Explain any and all backstory regarding every character we know as of now. Specific enough?

[Qeztotz]

>new girl: cease being in a black hole of nothingness

[Kíeros]

> Would you kindly tell us your name, fair lady?

[Blizz98]

>Drink tea before it gets cold. This is very important.



Of Course.

>Explain any and all backstory regarding every character we know as of now. Specific enough?



Actually, thats rather broad, but suffice it to say, at least 3 of them are the production of my organization, BLEAK, in particular, is a particularly valuable specimen who escaped some time ago. Thats all I'll say about it. UuU

>Would you kindly tell us your name, fair lady?
>New Girl: Cease being in a black hole of nothingness.



You may call me DUSK, or perhaps Lady Dusk if you're so inclined, and, I rather do not feel like going through the hassle of leaving this space.

[Doorhandle]

> What about the shadow-beasts that somehow manage to pop out of sodacans?

[Qeztotz]

>how is it that you can speak to us when every other character is oblivious to our existance

[Chair_Man]

> Lady Dusk: Talk about organization in an enigmatic manner, making heavy use of references that will make no sense until the events they describe have happened.

[Morphimus]

> Two questions;
Why does your organization collect "specimens" such as BLEAK?
Why you got U-face, lady?

[Kíeros]

> Lady Dusk: Become even more poshly cute than you were before.

[Blizz98]

>Two questions;



Go oooon.

>Why does your organization collect "specimens" such as BLEAK?
>Why you got U-face, lady?



Oh, you misunderstand, I don't collect them, I made them, through a process combining the msot whimsical of magics with the most painful of sciences, all for a very specific purpose, most of them are failures for said purpose, but they've proven useful in other ways. BLEAK on the other hand, is very, special.

Also, why not UuU

>What about the shadow-beasts that somehow manage to pop out of sodacans?



Hmmm, oh yes the ADVERSERS, I'm quite proud of them really. But they're not shadow beasts, they're... Soda, only not really; Nanotechnology, and Magic, fused together to create drones indispensible for the furthering of my goals, and then we decided to fuse a few together, with some more advanced electronics, and you get the DIRECTORS, and they're just another small part, of my design.

>How is it that you can speak to us when every other character is oblivious to our existance.



Because I'm of much higher pedigree. But in all seriousness, all you have to do is listen carefully, and realise what you're is not actually one's own thoughts. Most can't do this however, the simple mind is not wired to understand such things as transdimmentional voices.

>Lady Dusk: Become even more poshly cute than you were before.



Oh you flatterer, I might blush, but I don't think I could possibly be more so.

[Morphimus]

> Riddle me this, lady: What suite of cards lays eggs?

[Qeztotz]

>riddle time!:
>if pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress??

[Chair_Man]

> Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

[TruthHurts22]

I've got another question; How come everything/one has that weird red double "M" thing? Is that of your doing?
And I'm guessing that you're not going to tell us why Bleak is so special?

[Armok]

> it doesn't sound like this magic is very well understood or controlled. What exactly can you do with it?

[Kíeros]

> As much as it is a pleasure in talking to you, I believe at least one of the other protagonists if not both are likely in dire need of assistance, given their prior records. Would you kindly excuse us to go and try to protect them?

[Blizz98]

>Riddle me this, lady: What suite of cards lays eggs?
>riddle time!:
>if pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress??
>Did you hear about the fire at the circus?



9u9

>it doesn't sound like this magic is very well understood or controlled. What exactly can you do with it?



Oh, mostly just shove it into people to create super-powerful abominations unto god, stuff like that.

>As much as it is a pleasure in talking to you, I believe at least one of the other protagonists if not both are likely in dire need of assistance, given their prior records. Would you kindly excuse us to go and try to protect them?



Oh, indeed, thats fine, I've got things to do, people to call, retrievals to make, ~gooodbyeee~<3

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>END OF CHAPTER 1



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You are once again.. oh dear, it seems the little shadeling has fallen asleep... and gotten into a cave? Huh.

[PersonPerson]

Wake up, look around.
How'd you get into the cave?

[Kíeros]

> Hey! Wake up!

[Askia]

HEY! do a backflip

[Chair_Man]

> Abominate unto god. Perhaps karaoke?