Examine room and its many glorious possessions.
I joined just for this occasion. Good luck on the adventure, Mr. Reason.
Also, I second checking your Strife Specubus, provided you have one already.
(But after you have a look around)
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The hat doesn't come off.
Observe the rest of your room.
>Rummage through your sock drawer for some spare cash.
I registered only for you, FNR. Only for you.
This is gonna be so awesome.
(Passerby Silver from FP here).
Well, now my adventure seems even more inadequate. Good luck mr FNR on your quest.
In the mean time:
>Waggle your eyebrows until your computer turns on and logs in to FACEPUNCH.
> Get on computer and check out this post: http://facepunch.com/threads/1160333...1#post35534001
> Check out your sweet room.
From this view, you see the FOLLOWING THINGS:
-2 posters: one for SCOTT PILGRIM, and another portraying a MYTHICAL FOUR-ARMED GODDESS OF BEAUTY, who happens to be NUDE.
-2 shitty wooden swords: a shitty Claymore, and a shittier Katana you got at an anime convention.
You swear, these are so SHITTY, they don't even deserve to be drawn well.
-1 COMPUTER on 1 DESK
-1 BED, which you haven't used in quite some time.
-Some kind of CALENDAR.
-The world's smallest rug.... Nope, that's a CANDY WRAPPER.
-Last but not least, your SBURB stable market release poster.
SKAIANET thought about releasing a beta to the public, but decided to wait until the games bugs were all worked out.
-Also there's a DRESSER with god knows what in it.
Other than that, your room is pretty barren from this view.
I currently work ongoof around with these adventures
Alternatively, beat your computer to death with your shitty wooden claymore
>Notice that you are slightly blurry and flip the fuck out.
>Captchalouge the wrapper. It may come in handy.
Examine Calender, wonder who on earth those people are, since sburb surely hasn't been released before somehow.
I second Sparks' post.
Check the dresser, it might contain SECRETS AND MYSTERY...or clothes.