FPMSPAstuck (GOSH DANG, LOOKIT THIS TITLE!)

[red pharoah]

>Rummage through that bin for your placronym and any chance to find old scrapped projects that you can improve and make RIGHT NOW. Like a pair of rocket boots.

[Sparks]

>Commence teleportation experiment using yourself and that devilishly stylish plushie over there.

End up combined with it/minds swapped with it/in alternate universe where it is dominant.

[i300]

>Examine exquisite scalemate on desk.

[Sinjin]

Scalemate? What scalemate?

[jackattack95]

Snuggle bestest plush in world.

[For No Reason]

>Examine eldritch horror poster
>Move on, we must find and examine the placronym post-haste.

This poster was the result of one of your friends who usually sleeps all day describing a dream.
In it he woke up on a purple-ish moon, with a bunch of creatures like these surrounding it.
He described one of them to you, and you passed the description on to FNR.
Two days later, this poster was mailed to you from him with a note saying
"This shit will rot your brain, but whatever. Not like I'm your boss or anything"

>Screw that, what's behind the squid door?

You press the door opening button.
This opens the door.


The door has opened. The door has so much opened, it doesn't know where to put all of this opened.
The door may need to call an exterminator for all this opened.


A bed, revealed.
An embarassing room, resealed.
The Zelda Puzzle Jingle plays for the occasion.

[NotPete]

>Wait, is this the same room Dual wield busters! NOTHING CAN STOP YOU NOW!

[For No Reason]

sorry, I just fucked up. Fixed now.

[NotPete]

sorry, I just fucked up. Fixed now.

That stopped him. That stopped him good :'(

[Conro101]

>What a shitty-ass puzzle. Go find out the name of the fuckup who built this shit.

[Zombiitwo]

>Investigate the placronym already.
>The stop being antisocial and message some peeps.

[For No Reason]

>What a shitty-ass puzzle. Go find out the name of the fuckup who built this shit.

Your name is Conro101. You are the fuckup who built this shitty-ass puzzle.
You have a large interest in SCIENCE and ROBOTICS, as well as video games having to do with them.
You are totally HUMAN, and NOT IN ANYWAY SECRETLY A CYBORG.
Your age is a FUCKING MYSTERY.
You also tell the direct truth 99.9999283042734% of the time

[Zombiitwo]

>Get on Pesterchum

[Conro101]

well shit

[LieutenantShwa]

>Cluck like a chicken and eat you pillow

[i300]

> ====>

[Smas]

> Ride the bed, be the (Mega)Man.

[Sparks]

>Begin discussion of the Protomen with Internet chums.

[red pharoah]

>Did the Lazarus project work?

[Recyth]

Locate the solution to the puzzle you totally wrote down.

[Salty Peanut]

See if you buried anything in the dirt along with FISTPLANT

[For No Reason]

> ====>

Oh look, one of your CHUMS is PESTERING your desk. You should probably get that.

> FNRmode so we can see how fat you are

Okay, but be warned. This Drawing Mode is still in its beta stages. Expect a few GLITCHES and BUGS, though
it can be confirmed the story is 100% unaffected
-FNR

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--triplicateCenturion [TC] began pestering robotDoctor [RD] --
TC: Yo Wadup $moke da krak.
RD : hey
RD : not much
TC: Is FNR still downloading the game?
RD : think so
RD : but
RD : why couldn't you?
RD : he doesn't have a chumhandle
RD : so its hard to check.
TC: I'm too busy with our secret project.
TC: No, I'm not telling you what it is.
TC: But we seriously need to make him get a chumhandle.
RD : yeah
RD : Ive already thought of like
RD : 20 different speeches to give him
TC: 20? What are you, a robot, or something?
RD : It seems you think I am a robot. I can assure you that this is simply not how the metaphorical rocket ship has metaphorically landed. I have Looked through every known possibility of how one could deduce me to be such a thing as a "robot," and found no evidence as to how this could be so.
TC: haha, what?
RD : I... dont even remember typing that
TC: Uh-huh.
RD : I AM NOT A ROBOT.
TC: Sure.
TC: Hey, do you still have that Black Mage poster in your room?
RD : PFFT
RD : yeah of course I do
TC: You know who kicks the shit out of every other Mage?
RD : I dunno
TC: Red Mage.
RD : I'm blocking you
TC: Just kidding. Black Mage owns.
TC: later
--triplicateCenturion [TC] ceased pestering robotDoctor [RD] --
--triplicateCenturion [TC] was blocked by robotDoctor [RD] --
--triplicateCenturion [TC] was unblocked by robotDoctor [RD] --

[Salty Peanut]

Push the button right there, right now

[jackattack95]

>Begin discussion of the Protomen with Internet chums.

No, discuss your resemblance to megaman, protoman got nothin' on ya'.

[Zombiitwo]

>Chamango Plush: Throw in a witty comment.
>Conro: Oh god more pesterings help you're drowning